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Yep.

Things to think about that you have probably never thoguht about and will probably never think about again (unless you're like me, in which case you'll be up for weeks):
*How important does a person have to be before they're considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
*Why do we say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
*Why are you IN a movie, but ON TV?
*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
*If the professor in Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
*Why does Goofy stand upright while Pluto stays on all fours? They're both dogs!
*If Wiley E. Coyote has enough money to buy all those ACME gadgets, why doesn't he just buy dinner? (I think he actually did answer that in one episode)

Those are actually quite brilliant

A comedian's description of getting a drink at 2:00 A.M.
I was laying there and my stomach started whining. It said, "I want water." So I went up to go into the bathroom, and my whole body started having a conversation with itself. My toe said, "Turn on the light." My stomach answered, "Never mind the light, just get me to water. I need water." And as I was going into the bathroom, I slammed my toe against the baseboard right at the corner of the doorway. My stomach said, "Forget the water, take care of the toe."

*Why do the seven dwarfs from Snow White sing 'It's off to work we go' on their way home???? a basic plot hole really.

That reminds me of one my friend Walto Disney told me. Two cars collided at an intersection. Thankfully, no one was injured. The driver of one of the cars got out to inspect the damage. The other driver, who just happened to be dwarfed in height, got out and scowled, "I'm not happy at all!"
The first driver asked, "Then which one are you?"

lol It's not bad that one

famous last words:


what bus?

i can lean out of the window further than you can!

nice lion!

dont worry! im anti-nuclear bomb!

i wonder what THIS button does!

tell my wife and kids i lo-

Here's one that happened in a battle (not sure if I've put this up yet).
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-"

If you're looking for some funny images check out my fan image gallery. Comedy there is, you might say, a specialty of the house.
http://baltosource.timduru.org/en/fanim ... /1512.html

A woman is mad at her husband for not remembering her anniversary gift. She says: "By tomorrow morning, I want something on that driveway that goes from zero to two hundred in less than ten seconds". When she gets up the next morning, she finds that her husband left for work early. She then goes down to the driveway, and sees a brand new bathroom scale with a note that reads: "It'll get there in less than five in your case".

What do you call a monkey after falling off a tree?

Dead.

What do you call a monkey that jumps after?

Stupid.