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gaara gaara gaara gaara gaara!!!!

gaara: "my name is Gaara of the desert"

Gaara : "i hope you haven't finished enteraining me we haven't had enough.............BLOOD!"

Gaara: "it's too bad that i don't think of you as my big brother at all if you get in my way i'll kill you"

This quote from Blackadder II is dedicated to all the hardworking maths teachers out there:

Blackadder: Right Baldrick, let's try again shall we? This is called adding. If I have two beans, and I add two more beans...what do I have?
Baldrick: Some beans.
Blackadder: Yes...and no. Let's try again. If I have two beans, and I add two more beans, what does that make?
Baldrick: A very small casserole.
Blackadder: Baldrick, the ape-creatures of the Indus have mastered this. Now try again. One, two, three, four. So how many are there?
Baldrick: Three....
Blackadder: What?
Baldrick: And that one.
Blackadder Three...and that one. So if I add that one to the three, what will I have?
Baldrick: Oh!....Some beans.

"Man, I just gave your mama a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!"

-Louie Lastik, "Remember the Titans" (2000)

CJ Cregg: Mr. President, did you by any chance take your back pills?

Jed Bartlet (loopily): Well, I don't mind telling you, CJ, there was alittle pain there.

Leo McGarry: Which did you take, sir? The Vicodin or the Percoset?

Jed Bartlet:...................I wasn't supposed to take em both?

"***** you vile woman!"- Stewie Griffin from Family Guy

"Bite my shiny metal ***!"- Bender from Futurama

Two awesome characters from two awesome shows!

General: Captain Mucus!!!! Let's get after them!!! You take the left flank, I'll take the right flank!

(They bang into each other.)

General: Don't you know your left flank from your right flank?!

Cpt. Mucus: I'm sorry, sir. I flunked flank.

General: You flunked flank?!?!....Get the flunk outta here!!!!

-Army people, "History of the World Part 1" (1981)

DOCTOR WHO QUOTES!!!

Chantho: Chan, is this a tradition amongst your people, tho?
Martha Jones: Not on my street! What do you mean that's your hand? You've got both your hands! I can see them!
The Doctor: Long story. I lost my hand, Christmas Day, in a sword fight.
[Flashback: The Sycorax Leader chops the Doctor's hand off]
Martha Jones: [sarcastically] What? And you... grew another hand?
The Doctor: Um, yeah. I did, yeah.
[holds it up and waves it]
The Doctor: Hello.

Professor YANA: How did you do that?
The Doctor: Oh, we've been chatting away, I forgot to tell you. I'm brilliant!

The Doctor: I'm a time-traveller. Or I was, I'm stuck in 1969.
Martha: We're stuck. All the time and space you promised me; now I've got a job in a shop, I've gotta support him!

The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear non-subjective view point, it's more like a big ball of wibley-wobbley ... timey-wimey ... stuff.

The Doctor: We need a backup in case they don't reach the auxiliary engines in time. Come on, think! Resources! What have we got?
Martha: (over intercom) Doctor?
The Doctor: What is it now?
Martha: Who had the most number ones: Elvis or the Beatles? That's pre-download.
The Doctor: Elvis. No! The Beatles. No! Wait, um... um... oh, there was that remix, um... I don't know! I am a bit busy.
Martha: Fine, I'll ask someone else.
The Doctor: Now, where was I? Here Comes The Sun. No, resources!

The Master: Laser Screwdriver. Who'd have sonic? And the best part is he isn't dead for long, I get to kill him again!

Mr. Saxon: This country has been sick, this country needs healing, this country needs medicine - in fact I'd go so far as to say that, what this country really needs, right now, is a Doctor.

Albert Dumfries: [dying] You're insane!
[Saxon grins and gives a double thumbs up]

[watching Teletubbies]
The Master: Television, in their stomachs. Now that, is evolution.

The Master: Doctor, if I told you the truth, your hearts would break.

Thomas Milligan: But what about us? We're the same species, why do you kill so many of us?
Toclafane: Because it's fun!

Snow Buddies:
Shasta: Rosebud your navigator
Rosebud: Because girls aren't arafriad of asking directions

Pulp Fiction -

French girl ; Who's motor cycle is this?
Butch ; It's a chopper,Baby.
French girl ; Who's chopper is this?
Butch ; Zed's,Baby.
French girl ; Who is Zed?
Butch ; Zed's dead,Baby,Zed's dead.

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the War Room!!!!!"

-President Merkin Muffley, "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb" (1963)

"See what no one else sees. See what everyone chooses not to see... out of fear, conformity or laziness. See the whole world anew each day."

-"Patch Adams" (1998)

Various quotes:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Willy Wonka - Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable but that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is frowned on in most societies

Violet - I'm Violet Beureguarde (sp?)
WW - Ooh...I don't care

Gran 1 - What a beastly Girl!
Gran 2 - Dispicable
Grampa 2 - You don't know what were talking about
Gran 2 - Dragonflies?

*Glass elevator crashes through the roof*
Gran 2 - I think theres someone at the door!

Gran 2 - I Love grapes!

Gran 2 - You smell like peanuts. I like peanuts!
WW - Why thank you. You smell like soap...and...old people

Sweeney Todd

ST (During Pirelli's Miracle Elixar) - Keep it off your boots sir eats right through

ST - At Last! My Arm Is complete again!

Judge T - You Gandered at my ward! you gandered at Johanna, yes, sir, YOU GANDERED!

POTC

Jack Sparrow - Come to apologize 'av y'? Y' slimy git? Well guess what I've got?! I've got a jar of dirt, I've got a jar of dirt and guess whats inside it!

Jack Sparrow - Why Is the rum gone?

Jack sparrow - Alas! my children! this is the day that you will always remember as the day you almost*gets hit by a wave* Captain Jack..Sparrow!

Jack Sparrow - Dirt...this is a jar of dirt..........
Jamaican lady who's name i forgot - Yes
JS - Is the jar of dirt going to help?
JLWNIF - If you dont want it. Give it back!
JS - No.

JS - Stop Blowin' 'oles in my ship!

Silent hill

dark Alessa Gillespie: Don't be afraid, she won't hurt you, she needs your help.

Rose: who is she?

dark alessa gillespie: She is Alessa.

Rose: Then who are you?

Dark Alessa Gillespie: I have many names but right now I am the dark part of alessa.

Rose: Help me find my duaghter!

Dark Alessa Gillespie: She's not Your duaghter....she's hers(points to 30 year old burt/dead Alessa)
The little girl is whats left of her goodness. We hid her in safety, a world outside this hell.

For 30 years they've lied to thier own souls, for 30 years they've lied to thier own fate and now is the end of days and I am the reaper.

Christabella will find sharon, she plans to purify her.

Rose: Oh god no...

Dark Alessa Gillespie: They're blind conviction repels me from thier church. I cannot enter becuase they denie they're fate but you can

Rose: just tell me what I have to do.

Dark Alessa Gillespie: Tell them the truth.