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Well, I just did a dumb thing. My parents arn't home, and I went outside. I decided to walk in the woods, Its flooded right now and icy. I decided to walk arcost the ice cause, there is some land that looks like a island. I got about a foot out, then I landed on my butt and the ice gaveaway. That water is cold. I got up and started say ,"I need hot water!" Now I'm sitting with a towoll on my feet. I'm fine, don't worry.

Haha, I did something very similiar to Mightybalto1925 ^^^

My friend and I were really bored, so we took her younger brother to the park. There was a small lake that had frozen over where the ground sunk down, and her brother ran across. Well we had to go get him but the minute my friend and I took a step on the ice it started to crack. We tried to run across and were busy screaming like idiots but laughing the same time and this huge crack circled me like in Balto I and I had to jump but when I landed I went through the ice and up to my knees in ice cold water. To make things even better, my friend tried to help me but also fell down and got soaked as well and the best part is her younger brother was on the other side laughing at us as we walked out soaking wet. (Because when we tried to run and kill him we fell again.) Then we tried to sneak back into her hosue but immediatly her brother ran over to her parents and yelled "We fell threw the ice in the pond!!!" After much explaination we were in no trouble and changed into dry clothes. At the time we were so mad, but now we look back and think "Wow we're retarded." XD

~Blackfire

Here are a few:

Last Monday I was going on a walk with my mum so decided to get my scarf out of the washroom downstairs. I also decided to wear a pair of new shoes (they were similar to vans and had slippy rubber outer-soles). So, I began to run down the stairs and slowed when I neared the bottom. The washroom is at the bottom of the stairs so i ttried to walk off of the bootom step sideways to go into the washroom but I slipped, fell, twisted my foot and kind of sat on it. My mum took me to A&E and it turned out I had a sprained ankle. I was laughing and crying at the same time .

Once I was out with my friend. She was on her bike and for some reason I was chasing her down the street. Suddenly she dissapeared behind a row of garages. I looked the way she had gone but she was nowhere in sight so I walked aroud the other side. At that she came hurtling around the corner straight towards me. I held my hands out infront of me, grabbed the handle bars and she flew off head first.

On the same day with the same friend and I went into the back room of her house and found a "Kiddie tent". I was small, yellow and had large orange spots on it. So we took it outside on the common infront of her house and sat in it. I kicked her out of the tent and she dissapeared out of sight. When she came back, she was on her bike and exclaimed
"If you don't get out I'll run you over!"
"Of course you will!" I said, being sarky. However she meant it and I had seconds to leap out of the tent as she hurtled through it. I laughed so hard because the tent was being dragged along by the back wheel of her bike as she was riding up the road.

Oh and once my Gran and I were messing around with cusions off of her sofa. I made a line of cusions, ran across them and leapt upon an unnocupied chair. I heard a "BOINGGGGGGG!" and started to laugh. We turned the chair upside down and it appeared obvious that the spring had shot through the bottom of the chair.

Last Sunday at church, I was asked to put the hymn numbers up on the board. I had a sheet with the numbers on it. Unfortunately, I scrambled up 153 with 135. During the service, half the congregation was confused thanks to me! According to the vicar, it 'does them good.' It makes sure everyone's awake!

Makes you wander how many people really pay attention-or sleep

One time I was at my friends house, with her and another friend. (we were alone. her parents were at a concert.) Anyway, We got boerd. I found a scwert gun and I filled it up and I started scwerting them they found some other some other ones. So we ended up have a scwert gun fight in her house. Then were like crap! the house is soaked. So we dried everything.

What other stupid things have I done this year. Hmmm, let's see, I have:

-Accused my neighbour of being a door to door salesmen.
-Got lost twice in the airport whilst looking for the toilets.
-Got lost in my school's Easter Mass (how the heck did I do that? )
-Got stuck behind the breakfast trolley on an aeroplane.
-Enraged my entire music class when I unintentionally spoiled the ending of West Side Story.
-Done the wrong experiment in Chemistry.

Yes, I am a complete klutz.

-Once I was taking my shoe off, I flung it, and it knocked over like 5 cups of coffee.
-And I run into poles all the time!
-I knocked the compter monter off the table twice because I was trying to get to my hat

I was ordering breakfast one day in a B&B hotel and I wanted, among other things Tomatoes and bacon, I got mixed up andsaid 'tobacon'

I done quite a few.

At one point when I was little,I called the police for no reason

When I moved to iowa,I was such a lousy Kluz,always ramming into doors

in 3th grade there is this one,but I'm not very comfortable with talking about it

In 5th through 7th grade,I always left my backpack in the middle of the path.People always tripped on it and became known as the "backpack of doom" up until I finally tripped on it and cursed a bit about it.

In 7th,we were playing dogdeball,me and a friend of mine were at thewall.He was dogding and I was going for a ball,unfortunatly,we went at the same sec and rammed head first into each other.It hurt for a sec,but no hard feelings with him,but was really funny.

In 7th grade,I was sick when they had a field trip and heard that they jumped into the water against orders.They were so lucky I wasn't there or I would have broken their legs.

Also I by mistake stole 2 books from the school.Not very proud of that

At one point, i was playing whiffleball with my stepbrother who is an athletic baseball player and he hit the ball and it went at me twice at the chest and leg.It really hurt and the ball broke because of it.

-When i was small i put the toaster on fire by accident.
-I microwaved some marshmellows and then froze it same with a old barbie doll my sister had.

-My friends and I at school had a soccer ball and they asked me to kick it in the hallway. There was no one so i did it. It hit the ceiling and one part of it came off and smashed on the floor. We ran.

-I hit my friend in the balls by accident i made him cry (lol)
-I flipped a random lady off while she was giving me derections to go to wendy's (dare D:)
-In english class my friend wanted his eraser back so i told him i'd throw it and he said go ahead. So i did and i threw it out the window and it hit someone.
-I mooned someone random lady coming out of her house while i was on the school bus in 5th grade. She gave me the ''no-no'' finger sign.
-I told someone that i knew them and i was related to them then left.
-I jumped on my cafatiera table and started doing random things.
-I taped a grad photo retake paper thing all over the school with my friends for the office. I taped one on the cieling and like 7 of them on my teacher's door
-I knocked on a door that i never saw anyone open and it opened with no one in there.
-I went in the girls bathroom and started waving my hands around. They were freaked out.
-I went up to a grade 4 kid when i was in grade 6 and i said ''Do you know who killed my baby's dad?''
-When i was in 6th grade i had a bag of lunch i didnt eat and when i went on the bus i would throw it at people on the sidewalk and in open car windows when the bus started to move. I threw a used napkin out onto a lady she threw it back at me then when the bus moved i threw it back at her.
-And i really random one that happend today was that someone had a volleyball in gym and i kicked it to them the whole skin of the ball came flying off. Someone put it on their head.
-I said the ''f'' word in kindergarden after someone hit me with a foot ball
-I watched a movie and told it about it to my friends and i said ''P****'' like 4 times and the teacher herd me i got in trouble but looking at it now its funny

There's much moar D:

also, my friend dared me to breakdance on the cafeteria floor, so I did.

- In science, we were playing celbrity Tic tac Toe, and one of the images was a twilight Cast Crew, I screamed my lungs out, everyone was starring at me, and I couldn't do anything but LAUgh. XD