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I'm late cuz I'm half aslee-*snore*

I'm late because I was forced fed bananas by a monkey. ("No Lulu! That's enough bana- *has bananas stuffed into mouth*)

I'm late because I was early and left and got lost in the front yard then hit a tree and was knocked out laying on the ground for an hour and then a bear dragged me off into the woods. But then I realized the bear was really Rosie O'Donnell I saw her and I was terrified and I started running than I wound up in Kalamazoo and booked a plane ticket to Timbuktu to get out of Kalamazoo. Then I got kidnapped by some Timbutuians and was made their king. And then my grandma started yelling at me for being in Timbuktu so I had to apologize to her then she locked me in her attick for five months with no food or water. Then there house was on fire so I had to save her most prized posetion which is a rose hidden somewhere in the house but she never told me where it was. So I had to look for it in the burning house and I found it under a loose floorboard in her bedroom. Then I had to jump out of the window I hit my head on the floor went to the hospital and woke up and said, "Crap I'm late." Than I ran here and had to explain this whole story, so that is why I was late.

I'm late because my dog chewed up the tires on my bike so I had to walk but then my dog chewed my sneakers up so I had to walk barefoot and the floor was extremely hot so I was jumping around like a fish on land. That's why I'm late.

I was late because I fell asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I was late because my alarm clock didn't go off

I'm late because I forgot this was a dog party and we multiply every hour by 7. So what time is it? x]

I'm late because I only slept for 3 hours last night and my eyes were refusing to open so I kept tripping over stuff and had to get my grandma to drive me over here xD

I'm late cuz the calculator won't answer me.

Im late because i visited Narnia

I'm late 'cause I'm lazy.

I'm late because I went to the movies and then the popcorn caught on fire

I'm late because I had to kill all the mosquitoes

I'm late because I was celebrating.

I'm late because I got some rare disease