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Here are some things I wouldn't like my doctor to say before surgery:
"What is his/her blood type again?"
"Ok, we just have to reattach your whatcha-ma-call it back to your thing-a-ma-bob."
"Don't worry, we only lost 3 patients this week for this surgery."(Even if it is a joke, not helping!!)
"I had a rough night, so lets be quick."
"Please don't die, I'll get fired if I lose any more patients."

.....Meep....


"Hm...well, I don't see why you'd need such complicated equiptment for a vesectimy(sp?)"

"I'm getting a HEART TRANSPLANT! AND I'M A GIRL!"

"Oh...that explains the internal x-rays"

I wouldn't want the doctor to say this:

Doctor: Don't worry, of all the patients I've ever treated, only one has died.
Me: How many have you treated?
Doctor: Well so far, you are my second.

Doctor: "Ok, dear. This's the time."
Me: "What time!? I'm outta here!"

"Whaddya MEAN, this is the time?!"
One thing I swear I heard while at the hospital
"What happens when I push this?"

Doctor: Don't worry you won't feel a thing
Me: are you sure?
Doctor: no, we just have to say that to all our patients
Me: O_O....
xD