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Lol that's great, but those people just make me mad.

That was awesome Dan. LMAO!

Haha. I've gotten that too. It actually went up to 304% once.
Anyway, I found this image.



XDD

Uh...*ahem* G rated.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGsayGe76PI (ops)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuBk_zk0ESs this one is also really cool (poor dogs what they need to do to get a piece of food!! lol)

Okay, here's a few 'PG-13' jokes my mate gave me:

There was a farmer and he had three boys. Now, he had recently brought a tractor from the local garage and he wanted to get it off rent by paying the right amount a week.
One day, his oldest son came up to him.
"Dad" he said, "Can I have a car?"
The farmer said he couldn't until the tractor was paid off.
Then his middle son came up to him.
"Dad? Can I have a motorbike?" he asked
He got the same answer about the tractor
Then the youngest came up to him.
"Can I have a bike?" By this time, the farmer was very irritated
"Look!" he said firmly, "No-one is riding anything until I pay off that tractor!" The three boys shrugged and went to carry on working. The youngest was working in the barn, when he saw a rooster climbing onto a hen... He kicked it off. His dad saw him and marched over
"What gives?" he snapped, "That bird was doing nothing to you!"
The youngest looked shocked "You said no-one could ride anything until the tractor was paid off!"


There was a Chinese guy working for an American car company. One day, he phoned his boss "Lo, Boss? I cannot come work today" he said
"Why not, Chu?" the boss asked
"I woke up this morning and felt bad, I cannot come in"
"Look. Just make love. I go to my wife and after that, I feel fine. Just do that!"
"OK, boss! I do that!"
An hour later, he called again
"OK, Boss! I coming, I feel great... By the way, you have nice house!"

I find them funny!

I liked the first one, but the second one offended me a little.

one time I set my microwwave on fire cuz I forgot to take of it's foal it was kinda funny don't worry noone or nothing got hurt

Ever tell you guys about the trip I took to Phoenix?? Well I had to get there from Flagstaff 'cuz my manager doesn't own the GLOBE. . . . .
We got to the Flagstaff Airport. .Haircare. .and Tire Center there. . . .(those people must have been desparate or somethin', I dunno) We took off in a plane this big --> ________________ I mean it was like a pack of gum with eight people in it, pppppbbbbbbbbb. . . . . .We were travelling at half the speed of SMELL. . . . . .We got passed by a KITE. . . . . .there was a goose behind us and the pilot was leanin' out the window motioning with his hand and yellin' "GO AROUND!!"
Well half-way to Phoenix we gotta go back . . . .it's a nine-minute flight. . . .can't pull it off with this equipment. . . . . . . . .we had some engine trouble on the way back, we uh, lost som oil pressure in one of the enjines and they told us over the speaker system of the plane. . . . .which was stupid 'cuz they could've just leaned back and went like " 'ay y'all we lost some oil pressure here. . ."
And see now everybody on the plane was panickin' and all that, me I'd been drinkin' since lunch so I was like "take it down, I don't care". . . . . . ."hit somethin' hard I don't wanna limp away from this wreck." Well the guy next to me was LOSIN' HIS MIND. . . apparently. . .he had a lot to live for.
he was like "hey man who, who, who, who, hey man who, who, i-if one of the enjines go out, ho-how far will the other one take us???" . . . . .I looked at him and said "all the way to the scene of the crash" . . . . . . ."which is pretty handy 'cuz that's where we're headed." . . . . . ."I bet we beat the paramedics there by a half-hour". . . . .anyways that's what happened. . .I can't remember if I lost my left arm or my right. . . lost one of my eyes so it's hard to check. . .

Danman I love it!Those were so funny even my parents were laughing!Omg SOO FUNNY!!

Here are some hilarious Cat vids on YouTube. Hope they haven't been shown already.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=BdXlL_Fiw0w& ... ed&search=