Okay, lemme tell you why Alpha and Omega is gonna suck.
First thing, look at the title. A little blunt, doncha say? Maybe a little misleading? Its about an alpha wolf and an omega wolf. I'd expect a bit of a deeper meaning, like some person's awesome connection to God and wolves, kinda like with Wolf's Rain, where wolves were the key to Paradise? Oh wait, no I guess I WOULDN'T expect something like that seeing as the movies were made by a buncha BSers with expensive computers.
Now let's keep looking at the trailer. Kate's an "Alpha". Humphrey
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(really guys? Humphrey? You couldn't have picked a better name? Like Nattapong? Or Oxnard? Rocket Rodriguez?)
is an "Omega". Now, remember when you were in high school? I mean middle school? I mean, when you were in elementary school and you saw all those Disney movies where EVERYTHING is based on social status and not necessarily how physically vital your role is in society? That's the next problem. They've completely taken any kind of information people actually KNOW about wolves and turned it into something "MODERN".
The "alpha" is no longer the strongest wolf in the pack. Its the "popular" kid everyone wants/wants to be. The "omega" is the "loser".
I had no idea that the shallowness of teenagers was influencing wild animals 8D
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(and if you try to say "WELL, ITS DEPTH IN THE MOVIE CUZ THE ALPHA REPRESENTS--" shut up now; your argument is invalid.)
Now, what is the problem with having that interpretation with this particular movie? Well, drifting away from the trailer for a moment, lets take a look at the synopsis of the movie.
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"What makes for the ultimate road trip? Hitchhiking, truck stops, angry bears, prickly porcupines and a golfing goose with a duck caddy.
(Okay that's a little random and unnecessarily long)
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Just ask Kate and Humphrey
(Yea sure, lemme just ask two characters something I'm not even remotely curious about.)
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--two wolves who are trying to get home after being taken by park rangers and shipped halfway across the country. Humphrey is an Omega wolf, whose days are about quick wit, snappy one-liners and hanging with his motley crew of fun-loving wolves and video-gaming squirrels. Kate is an Alpha: duty, discipline and sleek Lara Croft
(Lara Croft, since its a kid's movie, ALL kids know who SHE is.)
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eye-popping moves fuel her fire. Humphrey's motto – make 'em laugh. Kate's motto – I'm the boss. And they have a thousand miles to go.
(Oh and by the way, we forgot to add this part.)
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Back home rival wolf packs are on the march and conflict is brewing. Only Kate and Humphrey can restore the peace. But first, they have to survive each other. "
So lets say "alpha" does in fact mean that the wolf is highly disciplined and strong and all that. The omega is all about fun? Whats so "fun" about being an omega? That wolf is the target of all the other wolves' anger. They are the small and the meek. (not to mention the sick, weak, and just all-round useless.)
You might be saying "SO!? THAT'S WHAT NERDS ARE IN TODAY'S SOCIETY". WRONG. The "omegas" out "having fun" are the ones who're pretty set with their life (expect in the movie's case where he HAS TO HAVE THE MOST POPULAR GIRL IN SCHOOL TEEHEE) am I right? If you're having fun, who gives a rat's tail? Humphrey isn't described as the poor soul who gets pushed around and doesn't fit in, he's described as a clown! He's described as someone who's out having fun and being sarcastic and all that.
Speaking of comedy. That's what this is right? A comedy? Cuz I thought I heard some stuff in the trailer that was supposed to be funny. Oh wait, they were funny in the first hundred movies they were used in. (Ida-WHO?! I can't hold in my pee because of my tiny bladder! Ow my tail!!) Is this gonna be one of those movies where there's gonna be no slapstick when there should be slapstick?
I mean lookit how lame Kate is. For the "repopulate" joke, Humphrey's all like "Ooh sounds good to me" and she's all like *puts paw under chin* "No?" Why didn't she sit on his head? Why didn't she punch him in the face? Something other than that? Is she gonna hate this guy at first? Is there gonna be ANY character development? Or is she just gonna be "too good to hate bawww".
And what's with this quote?
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Humphrey: You know? We make a pretty good team.
Kate: HA! ......we do *giggles*
What's wrong with that you ask? IT WASN'T FUNNY. Thank you, trailer, you showed that she's gonna like the guy in the end. Big freaking deal, no need to see how now I guess.
Why didn't it go like this?
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Humphrey: You know? We make a pretty good team.
Kate: HA! That's what you think.
Or
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Humphrey: You know? We make a pretty good team.
Kate: I'm trying to see how long I can go without agreeing with you.
Or
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Humphrey: You know? We make a pretty good team.
Kate: LOL! *walks off*
Or something around those lines? To show he gets pwned? Cuz pwned characters are hysterical.
BUT WAIT, HE GETS HIT IN THE FACE WITH BUTTS. What are you, 4? Get out.
ANYWAY. The plot. Aside from the fact it sounds like the script was taken from a bad fanfic or two. OH THEY HAVE TO GO BACK HOME AND THEN THEY FALL IN LOVE. Oh and by the way, this happens. Among the "lupine romance" there's a subplot where two packs are going to war and Kate has to "marry" the other pack's "alpha" so they can keep the peace. I never understood this, why would two people from differing backgrounds have to marry to keep the peace? Can't they just stay friends? If the two people have some sort of political or military power, can't the two leaders just say "Hey, stop this crap and like each other, stop being a bunch of wussies"? Or is it gonna be like--
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"I'm gonna attack your pack."
"Why?"
"Cuz I want to, unless I can marry whatshername."
"Can't you marry someone else?"
"Nope she's my favorite, and I'm just plain evil."
I don't have to touch on the plot that much cuz there's NOTHING THERE. Even Rover Dangerfield cracked more and BETTER wolf jokes than this POS.
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Rover Dangerfield: *as he's rolling a wolf uncontrollably down a hill on a log* I know what you're thinkin, you'd rather be at Grandma's house!
And look at these DESIGNS! UGH! I think I actually PREFER the sparkledog style! Is that too much??
I mean, the style's a LITTLE cute, like how the bodies are, but UGH the faces! BARF! They're so humanlike! Like Roadside Romeo humanlike! Its disgusting! Remember how the covers of the Animorphs books looked? Like how the "middle" transformation stage always made you cringe? Thats what it looks like! And why do all the wolves have MULLETS? I know the saying "Friends don't let friends have mullets" so does this mean these wolves HAVE no friends?
And whats with the Russian goose with the duck caddy, huh? Are they trying to be clever or something? Cuz all I see is Boris. Are they gonna be like Rut and Tuk from Brother Bear? Where all they are is comic relief and serve no real purpose to the plot--Yea I thought so. At least the moose were Canadian, where the jokes are endless. Whats so funny about golf?
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Did the goose cheat on his wife with 42 different women and then there's a courtcase? Oh GOD I hope so.
Okay, finally a bit of info. The director, Richard Rich, directed The Fox and the Hound. Big woop, right? (I hated that movie, but whatever.) He founded Crest Animation Productions, whose first and only GOOD movie was The Swan Princess, and even THAT had some pretty bad moments. But he was also responsible for The King and I and Brother Bear 2, which was a direct to video POS. Do you REALLY trust them to make this movie GOOD? You're kidding right?
"BUT CAAAAAAAAAAAT, IT'S JUST A KIIIIIIIIIIDS MOVIE."
Didn't we already have this argument? Just cuz its a kid's movie, doesn't mean we have to DUMB IT DOWN. Its described as a FAMILY movie, one where adults can even enjoy it! Like Up or Beauty and the Beast or Road to El Dorado or All Dogs Go To Heaven. You know, ones for kids, but there's stuff for adults too. But yea I guess even movies need a quick buck and I guess SOMEONE'S gotta be the bad movie of the month -_-