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Writing this in true summary fashion as if it were a real Disney sequel so you can take in the terribleness of it X3 You have no idea how much fun I had writing this lol

Balto IV: Wolf Quest II/Wolfwolfdog's Quest The Journey Nome (Part1!)

*warning, this terrible sequel contains a sickening amount of musical numbers*

This story follows Aleu and her pack. Aleu has a litter with an unknown alpha wolf from another pack who was tragically shot by a hunter before the pups were born. Though the actual beginning of the movie would be the pack looking in at the newborn pups and singing a song lion king-circle of life style, in a failed Native American-sounding attempt. All the pups look like pure wolves except one, a pretty little white runt named Tundra who resembles a very slender husky while retaining wolf-like features. They grow up and the rest of the pups conform to the pack life while Tundra wants more and when Aleu won't talk to her about her past, she turns to Nuk, Sumac, and Yak who tell-all, in song! Tundra is excited at the news and wants to cross the water to meet her grandfather Balto and become a sled dog, but the three older wolves dash that hope by telling her that when they made the decision to follow the caribou, they left their old land and old lives behind forever. Of course the three get into trouble for telling Tundra but Aleu soon forgives them, in another song about the importance of forgiveness.

But that won't stop little Tundra, oh no! She spends thirty minutes of the film concocting ideas to get across the ocean, each more absurd than the rest, which all fail of course. That is until she learns she can talk to the marine animals when she finds a jellyfish washed up on the beach and makes a deal with it, the jellyfish finds her a way to get across the ocean if she risked getting stung by its tentacles to put it back in the water. Tundra succeeds without being stung and watches the jellyfish swim away, then breaks out into a cheesy and annoying song about hopes and dreams with lots and lots of repetition akin to the beginning of TLMII (I mean REALLY cheesy, fast-forwarding the scene or wanting to turn the movie off at that moment cheesy).

A week later, ten minutes movie-time with in-between scenes of Tundra being picked on by her brothers and sisters, a huge blue whale surfaces near the beach with the jellyfish next to it at that. Tundra is so taken back by this that she leaps for joy and jumps on the back of the whale when it tells her she is taking Tundra across the ocean, and from there is the point that she runs away from home since no one thought she could cross the ocean and left her alone to her silly idea. As the whale starts swimming off towards the horizon with Tundra on her back, herself, the jellyfish, and Tundra join in a full two minute reprise of the aforementioned dreamyhope song with dolphins leaping up around the whale in well-choreographed maneuvers reminiscent of synchronized swimmers, then they disappear into the distance.

Balto IV: Wolf Quest II/Wolfwolfdog's Quest The Journey Nome (Part2!)

Cut to them reaching the point where the wolves first crossed but since it is too shallow for the whale, Tundra has to swim the rest of the way. There she meets up with Niju as soon as she gets out the water, who immediately falls for the beautiful and mysterious white wolf that came from the sea and has no idea that she's Aleu's daughter. Not wanting to be completely alone, they spend several days together and Tundra starts to like him since he's been covering his nasty side in an attempt to win her over. When she starts to tell him who she is, she's cut off by Niju who sings to her rather bitterly and angrily why he's not with his pack anymore and blames Balto and Aleu for stealing his pack from him and Nava for convincing them to move. Tundra then runs away from Niju but he doesn't follow due to his phobia of leaving the land.

Along the way she meets Borris and Stella who are happily nesting a brood of ten eggs, then they hatch, here lies another song, sung as a round no less! This one by the hatchlings, each joining in as they hatch, finally joined by their parents at the end after the last one hatches. Borris won't leave his nest and directs Tundra towards Nome.

Tundra then gets lost but is helped out by the finally introduced comic-relief characters a very fat boy-mouse and a thin cat that won't eat her mouse friend no matter how hungry she is. Then the three of them travel to Nome while singing a song about friendship and its defiance of the predator-prey barrier, with the end hinting that the cat and mouse may have a romantic relationship.

The trio arrives in Nome and Tundra gets to meet Balto who has retired from being a sled dog to spend time with Jenna. She has a grand time in Nome since the humans don't notice her wolf features and treat her well. Tundra ultimately decides she misses her home and that she's too wild to live comfortably with the humans. She then leaves Nome, her extended family, and her cat and mouse friends behind, who have found a home at the Inn where the cat would be well-fed and not have to worry about eating her mouse friend if her hunger overtakes her bond with the mouse. (surprise, no song here!)

She returns to the spot where she came from the ocean to be confronted by Niju, who's turned red and gianormous from his rage for leaving him like she did and forbids the ocean wolf from returning to the ocean and leaving him alone again. When she refuses to comply he attacks her and they fight, only for Niju to be swept away into the ocean by a still-aging Nava who's been overseeing the entire movie. A grateful Tundra thanks Nava and offers him to go across the ocean with her and in an attempt to save the total terribleness of it all, Nava tells Tundra that although he's forgiven Niju for all the things he's done, Niju can't find it in his spirit to forgive anyone and in a twist of unNava-like characterization true to sequel, Nava accepts her offer. Tundra and Nava head back to Tundra's home on the back of the whale, leaving an alone and saddened but more angry, howling Niju on the shore. Therein follows the reprise to the forgiveness song by Tundra and Nava.

The movie ends with Tundra and Nava safely arriving on the beach and tearful reunions all around followed by the big ending Broadway musical with the wolves stepping in time to the beat in a pitiful attempt to recreate a Native American dance.

THE END! XD

I think I'm in love XD

Hehe thanks

One of my friends quoted "You've mastered the art of bad Disney sequels."

A few of the others, well... they accused me of being the one soley responsible for all the bad Disney sequels lol such weirdos, I didn't think it was THAT convincing. ^^;

The only question now is, which should I work on next? Oh the possibilities! I'm open to suggestions. Or pick from my considerations, I can't choose

Considerations for next bad sequel, may eventually write out them all XD :
Cinderella 4 (most likely a sequel)- 2... eh... 3... i turned off the movie before the opening song finished, so I never got to properly watch it
Fox and the Hound 3 (most likely a sequel)- haven't seen 2 yet but I've read a LOT of bad reviews
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves 2 (most likely a sequel)- there actually has been an unofficial sequel called Happily Ever After (by Filmation) but the seven dwarves are replaced by their cousins the seven dwarfelles, who look like little gnomes or fairies rather than dwarves. I will give them credit for originality and nice animation except for Snow White who, when reacts or shows emotion, becomes rather ugly. The villain was nice, a little unoriginal with the vengeful sibling, but he was fairly active throughout the movie. The only problem is that the second half seemed to be rushed and most of the dwarfelles (who each were supposed to have an elemental/nature ability) never got the chance to use their powers and were essentially useless throughout the entire show. All in all, it was really a little girl's movie about girlpower since it's about Snow White and the Dwarfelles on a journey to rescue Prince Charming from the late wicked stepmother's vengeful brother.
Hercules 2 (possibly a midquel)
Yzma's New Groove (sequel)- Kronk's new groove was 'eh' but it was nice to see the nice guy get what he deserves
Mirage's Revenge (Aladdin 4) (if you've seen the tv series you'll get the reference) (most likely a sequel)- 2 brought closure to what finally happens to Jafar and that he won't have eternal life to have the chance to take advantage of anyone ever again. 3 was OK but it didn't seem needed since it seemed to have been implied that both his parents were dead
Jungle Book 3 (either a prequel or a sequel) - two was ok, since it depicts Mowgli struggling to adapt to life in the village without his animal friends and family, implied that Shere Khan may starve to death trapped like he is but you know villains, they always somehow pull through.

Wow, I love Charlie Wolf's cheapquels

Funny stuff, silly Charlie

And now for my next bad sequel

Yzma's New Groove
(part 1)

This takes place directly after Kronk’s New Groove. Start at the palace with Kuzco having a large celebration and wedding of Kronk and Miss Birdwell. We start with the ‘I do’s’ and the beginning song raises up from the background music, then the entire palace breaks into song about love and marriage, insert a few bad puns about marriage. Kuzco sniffles at the beautiful ceremony and then blinks as the happy couple prances out the palace. Kuzco stares at the camera, announces that it’s a happy occasion and all but not everyone’s happy, then he laughs and snorts. He then gasps and looks guilty, then announces he shouldn’t have laughed, except that it’s Yzma. He’s informed by someone off screen that the movie isn’t about either himself or Kronk, followed by Kuzco fainting at the title ‘Yzma’s New Groove’.

Yzma catches a cold and can’t brew her own medicine. Of course she’s still living in a cardboard box and Kronk, having sought out Yzma to find out why she wasn’t at the wedding finds out why. And being the nice guy he is, forgives her for taking advantage of him and the other elderly people takes her in and takes care of her, despite the obvious displeasure of his posh and proper wife. Yzma becomes feverish and soon Kronk is doing everything he can to help her. Screen goes black and comes back to Yzma all better, who despite the cat tail is very optimistic and thankful to Kronk, then announces that when she takes over the kingdom, Kronk and Birdwell are the first to be in her court. She then breaks into song about world conquest, breaking down cackling. Kronk then has to explain to Birdwell that Yzma’s always like that, which entails the elderly woman skipping out happily and cackling the entire way.

Cut to Kuzco in the palace eating dinner and complimenting it tastes really good. Show flashback of Yzma disguised very poorly as a cook, which fools everyone, and slips poison into Kuzco’s food. Of course the flashback scene is interrupted by Kuzco who rants that dying wasn’t in his contract, and then he falls over. Yzma is immediately announced as the new Empress and the city starts to transform into Yzma’s dream metropolis. We then see Yzma standing on the roof of the palace cackling and laughing maniacally before breaking into a three minute reprise of the world domination song while the city is being rebuilt, Kronk’s house is overlooked until it’s torn down and upgraded into a mini palace.

That night Yzma is haunted by Kuzco’s spirit, covered in chains because he didn’t get the chance to change all the selfish things he did while he was still alive. He scares her for a while before warning her that she won’t get any sleep that night before vanishing. She eventually falls asleep but is awoken by a cold breeze that comes through the window and yells when she sees another spirit, this one a llama that tries to find something that made her happy in the past until they find her very happily designing clothes for herself and her dolls.

(part 2)

Yzma wakes up in her bed and mumbles that it must have been a dream and yells again when another spirit is floating above her, which she makes a comment about where are the guards when you need them. This spirit is none other than Bucky the squirrel that abducts her, to her horror to find herself flying high above the metropolis. Yzma who doesn’t understand squirrel is struggling to translate, getting the words all mixed up. That is until he shows her all the people she left homeless from the construction of her city and how Kronk and Birdwell are quickly putting themselves in debt to help the homeless. The homeless are singing about food and shelter. Yzma starts to feel sorry for Kronk but then announces she can just give him more money because she’s empress. Bucky claims she didn’t get the point of the message and drops her.

Screaming Yzma jumps up in her bed shaking and only to be confronted by another spirit, this one a hooded figure who snatches her away yet again to show her the future. Yzma’s city is reduced to rubble aside from Kronk’s house and a few others, the palace still stands but it’s overrun by the peasants, all remnants of Yzma are gone, then she’s pulled to the graveyard. The hooded figure points to a grave with Yzma’s name on it before it pulls its hood off to show an even older Yzma who tells her the peasants got tired of the bad treatment and rebelled and killed her. Yzma cries and sings that she’ll change and to give her another chance. The older Yzma cackles and everything dissolves into nothing.

Yzma jumps awake in Kronk’s house, having been pulled out of the fever-induced dream. The newly revelated Yzma jumps up and commands Kronk to get her cauldron and sewing kit from the lair so she can make medicine for the peasants and tasteful clothes for the fashion-challenged Kuzco then she goes to the palace to hug Kuzco and tell him how glad she is that he’s still alive, which totally freaks and grosses Kuzco out. Nevertheless the movie ends with a large song and tap-dance number with Kuzco, Kronk, and Yzma as llamas, and Bucky shaking along on Kronk’s back.

THE END XD

The "ultimate" disney sequel:

Disney II

This takes place after all the films and Disney fanfics occur.

The world's about to end due to global warming, terrorists, and such, so ALL of the Disney characters (including Pixar characters, fanfiction characters, and live-action characters) join together and host a suicide festival. There are so many corpses shown in the film that the end credits are forced to include them as the background.

EW!

You know I'm wrighting a portuguese book version of Uncyclopedia. Do you want your story to be included?

You talking to me?

Yes.

sure!