Funny yet strange
This is from Fatal Frame 2 and it's sooooo hilarious that i must post it here
(OMG! I'm just sooo random these days)
You know, people ask me all the time: "How can I have as nice a gate to the underworld as you, Chanchan?" Well, now I'll tell you the highly kept secret the corrupt Shinto priests and Ceremonial Masters don't want you to know!
How to begin
Take a spoon and dig an evenly squared ditch in your yard - unfinished swimming pools will also do. Make sure it's deep. Then set up, oh, about a thousand or so candles - matches can substitute. Once you've gone through the pain, blood, and sweat, now all you need are a few hundred of the foaming at the mouth undead. Sprinkle well.
Upkeep?
Taking care of your Hellish Abyss is quite simple! Yearly sacrifices are all that are needed to keep it healthy and happy. Twin girls - boys can also work - are it's favorite so make sure to stock up. These can be purchased at your local garden center. After making sure the eldest has been strangled, toss her - or him - into the abyss. You may then set the remaining free to roam in a confused and steadily insane manner or save them for Halloween. A Kusabi may be needed as a midyear helping, so be sure to have a few outsiders to your humble abode at hand.
How can I avoid that darn Repentance?
To ensure that you will not have your street plunged into eternal darkness and haunted by spectors, make sure you don't substitute by only hanging the remaining twin from the year before. Laziness cannot be tolerated! If one of the sacrificial twins escapes ... THROW THE REMAINING ONE AWAY! It's no good anymore. Go out and purchase another set.
Conclusion
In closing, have fun with your Hellish Abyss. It will provide hours of fun. Oh, and remember ... don't look inside!
*This is the property of Chanchan*
