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Xaqtly · **Joined:** Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:17 pm **Posts:** 267

Conay wrote:

When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking.

And then I saw her face.

These are all pretty good, but this one made me LOL. Well played.

Tibbeh · **Posted:** Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:01 pm

I found this today while looking around. Goodness I love it! :]

Imma go get me a purple nosed pit, BRB!

Jake Razor · **Posted:** Sun Jun 05, 2011 8:59 am

Wolf_Bassist wrote:

Dragon Tamer wrote:

Bassist --> Not that I don't find them humorous, but do all your jokes revolve around sarcasm?

You don't follow the work of Bill Engvall, do you? That "Here's Your Sign" bit is his trademark phrase, usually used when asked a stupid question. The three recent ones were from Blue Collar Comedy Tour: The Movie, but were actually done by the other members of that tour. Included in the movie was that one airport and lost luggage bit that I remember you liking.
Ask stupid question, get stupid answer, dingus.

Name-calling is uncalled for. I got the luggage bit elsewhere; that doesn't mean I know all the guy's material.

Roi Doberwolf · **Posted:** Sun Jun 05, 2011 12:53 pm

Tibbeh wrote:

I found this today while looking around. Goodness I love it! :]

Imma go get me a purple nosed pit, BRB!

Hehe, that was great.
...sheesh. And to think some people are actually like that...

OMAIGEE! My new place has a bit pull mix! How will I ever sleep at night?! D8

^ How I'd react if I lacked brain at my new place.

Tibbeh · **Posted:** Sun Jun 05, 2011 3:05 pm

Roi Doberwolf wrote:

Tibbeh wrote:

I found this today while looking around. Goodness I love it! :]

Imma go get me a purple nosed pit, BRB!

Hehe, that was great.
...sheesh. And to think some people are actually like that...

OMAIGEE! My new place has a bit pull mix! How will I ever sleep at night?! D8

^ How I'd react if I lacked brain at my new place.

I REALLY had someone ask me if my APBT tried to suffocate me when she sleeps with me. XD!
Told them "No, but she does sprout wings and go about the neighborhood nom'ing little kids. :3"

Conay · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 9:11 am

I don't get the point in adding "Here's your sign"...

Here's two jokes for everybodeh:

I have cancelled my contract with Vodafone. I was offered 600 texts a month for £15.

It's been six months now and I haven't received one text.

I went out and bought FIFA the other day.

It's great being the president of Qatar.

sunkissin · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:19 pm

If you are what you eat, is Voldemort a unicorn?

Tibbeh · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 7:20 pm

Rebelness wrote:

If you are what you eat, is Voldemort a unicorn?

Lol. That was actually pretty good.

The Batman · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:41 pm

Rebelness wrote:

If you are what you eat, is Voldemort a unicorn?

Then edward is a doe?

Roi Doberwolf · **Posted:** Thu Jun 16, 2011 8:55 pm

Anubis wrote:

Rebelness wrote:

If you are what you eat, is Voldemort a unicorn?

Then edward is a doe?

...I love you. xD

sunkissin · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:14 pm

Anubis wrote:

Rebelness wrote:

If you are what you eat, is Voldemort a unicorn?

Then edward is a doe?

I'm a Twilight fan (yes, fan. NOT fantard), but that made me lol. x3

The Batman · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2011 3:45 pm

Roi Doberwolf wrote:

Anubis wrote:

Rebelness wrote:

If you are what you eat, is Voldemort a unicorn?

Then edward is a doe?

...I love you. xD

Everybody does x3

Roi Doberwolf · **Posted:** Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:01 pm

^ LAWL, wouldn't doubt it x3

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@ Reb: I always thought the best fan can laugh at their own fandom, so that's a good thing. 8]

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