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^ Why? ...just... why? I don't want to keep reporting you. -.-

I think we might have the first human spam-bot on our hands here.

heh, comical x3
And NOT off topic! XD

Breaking away from the Princess Spam jokes~


Once there was a guy who had to walk past a pet shop every morning on his way to work, in this pet shop or rather,sitting in a cage outside it was a parrot.

On the first morning he walked pst and the bird said,"Hey mister, you're fat."

The guy looked at him weirdly,then walked on.

On the second morning,the guy walked past,and again the bird said,,"Hey mister, you're fat."

Again he shook his head,then walked on.

On the third morning as he walked by,the parrot yet again said,,"Hey mister, you're fat."

The guy was getting fed up,so he went in and told the owner of the store to teach the bird manners.

Fourth morning,he walks by,and the bird looks at him says "Hey mister, you know."

The guy blows a gasket,and he decides he'll teach the parrot a lesson,so he buys him,and all the way home the parrot is screaming at him and insulting him,and the guy is just sick of it.

So he throws the bird in the freezer and he screamed even louder.Minutes pass, then longer,and the screaming stopsand the guy begind to think"Oh,no what did I do?What happend to him?"

He opens the freezer to find the bird completely civilized and the bird said,"Mister I'm sorry for my rude behavior, I'll be more thoughtful from now-on,"

The guy wondered what had brought sucj a change over the bird and forgave him.

The bird said,"Hey,mister, can I ask you just one question?"


the guy said "sure"

And the bird said,"What did the chicken do?"

AFD: Lol.

What is the worst thing you could say in a crisis?

"Let's get the UN involved."

Yes let's just sit and wait for them to take two months discussing a war that's already happening,then we'll see where they're at hmm?

Isn't the war NATO?

No clue,but whatever it is called,they're doing nothing.

We're flying off topic, if you want to take this to PM's, then that's fine.

In case no one got my earlier joke the parrot saw the frozen chicken in the refriegerator,and freaked out because he thought the guy did that to it

A football team, in order to show their support for the troops overseas, printed virtues such as "Courage," "Honor," and "Loyalty" on the backs of their jerseys where the players' names usually went. During a game with the University of Florida, a scuffle broke out, leading one TV commentator to announce, "It looked like Integrity threw the first punch."

Lol.

I'm proud to be part Scots-Irish, but am I the only one who notices how odd some of their phrases are? Like "May the road rise to meet you." They say that as a greeting, but how would you like to have the road just come right up in your face? BOOM! Knock you flat. Street's going, "Hey, how you doing?" And you're clutching your nosebleed, going, "Oooaah..."