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That's even worse than those cards you see on the back of airline seats that say (IN WRITING), "If you are sitting in an aisle seat and unable to read this card, please ask a flight attendant to assist you."

You obviously don't know the "background" of the joke. Ryan Air, this pathetic 5 quid airline charges you for everything, £1 for toilets, £40 for this, £20 for that, you might as well go business class at British Airways.

Worse than I thought.

Now, I'm officially confused.

Snippets from TV comedy program "Mock The Week":

Welcome to the Islam Film Festival, known as the Mosqers.




Cant be bothered to do the shopping? That's why mum's go to Iceland.

1) That last joke was kind of funny, but cornier than Iowa.
2) Although as a rule I'm no fan of Islam, I am obligated to remind you that (specific) religious jokes are not to be tossed about lightly on this site.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or MySpace

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12)Did you fall for it?Post Recon if you did.

It works, lol.

It does really work...i'm going to try it on my dad

That is so true, FairyDragon.

Okay, this is just stupid. My Mom saw this on a box and just had to show it to me, it was so funny. The box had a warning on it that said, NOT RECOMMENDED FOR FOOD STORAGE. Above that was the product and brand name. TIDY CATS CAT BOX LINERS.

Duh.

Ah, my friend,you see, number 5 is the joke that you're supposed to miss,if you're looking to find what number 5 was,use your imagination,hmm?

Ha! Oh I love making fun of Ryan Air.




Who has heard of the new Ryan Air policy, for every time you breathe their air, you must pay 1p. For everytime you cough or sneeze (which contaminates their air) you pay an additional 20p.