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If Mario was real, and Balto was still ALIVE:
Mario would most likely crush Balto, because, again, he has power-ups.
Balto is a dog(see how I'm talking about the REAL Balto, not the fictional wolfdog Balto?).
Balto has the power, as a dog, to outrun short, fat Mario, and possibly bite him. Maybe scratch his eyes out if he's lucky.
Mario has the power, as a super-mutant, to make himself roughly 20X bigger by eating rainbow colored mushrooms, eating flowers, then shooting flaming balls of fire at you, throw turtle shells, that go at ridiculous speed(ironically unlike turtles), at you, suck coins and feathers through his skin to make him more powerful and allow him to fly, make himself invisible, load himself into a cannon and shoot himself at you, not to mention, if you mess with Mario, Luigi's likely to come and kick your butt, too. Not to mention, Mario can revive himself if he loses a life, unlike one-life Balto.
Don't know about you, now, but Mario would pound Balto into the dust if they both were alive and Mario was real.
Now, thrown in Kiba(Wolf's Rain) and Mario instead of Balto, and you have a fairly good match(the people who created Wolf's Rain, obviously slipped something in those wolf/human's drink, because they're pretty mutant and ninja like compared to real wolves).
"But every time Mario saves Peach, the next second, she's in danger again!"
Well, that's Peach's fault, since when do you NOT have guards OUTSIDE your castle?
And she's also really BAD at defending herself. It's like she doesn't even TRY to put up a fight!
Ever heard of pepper spray, Peach? I've heard it works well on stalkers, homeless psychopaths and evil villains.
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