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I'm late cuz my cat ate my shoe.

I'm late because I am confused.

(Didn't your cat get (possibly) stolen?)

(other cat. I had three when he was. I think he might have run off, though...)
I'm late cuz I had to get dressed for school five differnt times cuz I kept forgetting about the fact that I already had a shirt set out for me to where, and this makes no sense.

I'mn late because I was eating my couch

I'm late cuz I'm late.

I'm late because I forgot to use an emoticon

I'm late cuz I screamed "Cheese-waffle!" at Wal-Mart, and then walking past someone's car said, "Hey, what's up?"

I'm late because I was riding a giant pickle

I'm late cuz I played my clarinet.

I'm late because I clicked.

I'm late cuz I'm early.

I am late because I was just walking, and some guy walks up to me, and says, Hi! Do you want to take a ride? And I enter, then the mysterious guy takes me 20 miles out of town, Drops me off and LEAVES me there! Good thing I had a cell phone, so I got rescued, and arrived late.

(this isn't a true story. LOL Just wanted to make something big up LOL)

Im late because...The voices told me to be

"I'm late cuz the zoo animals broke out, and I had to recapture them all." the user posted in the topic.

I'm late because my pet grape named Welch ran away, but then he got ran over by the Starship Enterprise so I had to take him to the movies to make him better again, but I watched the movie the whole time so then Welch had to go to say goodbye to his mama the Apple and his dada the Banana because he knew it was his time. But then, Balto stole him and brought him to Bruce the Shark (from Finding Nemo), so i had to rescue him, then a cup that came alive during an experiment (don't ask, long story) stole him from Balto, then Shining Blade the Ninja (from Rise of Salvation) broke the cup, then took Welch to Toy Box the Ninja (also from Rise of Salvation) so he could tape him back together, but it didn't work so I hit Toy Box in the head with a wooden elephant and stole back Welch the grape so I can make him better...

but then Scyther (ALSO from Rise of Salvation) and his minions wanted him for another experiment (like the cup) but when I wouldn't give him up, he sent Chuck Norris to get him form me, but I STILL WOULDN'T give him up, so he sent his killer chihuahua instead, who ate poor Welch...

*eyes get all teary* AND THAT'S WHY I WAS LATE!

Oog:// Top that, guys!