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Granted, but you are constantly pestered by flies and there are heaps of jellyfish in the water.

I wish someone else would do my chores for me.

granted[but they mess up the house even more]

I wish I was a dragon tamer!

granted. but the dragon burns everything.

i wish that i was a wolf.

Granted-but Man eating Sharks eat every one

I wish I had SUPER POWERS

Granted, but you get your superhero cape caught in the garbage disposal.

I wish I were a puma.

Granted, but you're shot by a hunter D:

I wish I was a rich, spoiled toddler w/ an Oompah Loompah

Granted but you get so spoilt and annoying someone decides to shoot you.

I wish I could turn invisible AND turn back.

Granted, but you can't see your own feet and trip over and get run over by a car.

I wish I could read minds (but only when i wanted to).

Granted,but you will see how bad we think about you.


I wish i never have to go to school.

Granted,but you will lose your sanity through lack of socialization unless you cope with it very well.
I wish I can go through RAW knife fighting international.

Granted. You breeze through the competition but trip over the winner's podium and gut yourself.

I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

Granted, but now you can't see.

I wish i had a scanner.

Granted, but the ew kitten is lazy and just sleeps all day.

I wish I had a xylophone.