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I'm not sure this is very funny....


Bear: Grrrrrrr.....

Alue: We have to jump off the cliff, now!

Balto: Now THAT'S what I call a dumb idea!

Alue: Who cares! *Pushes Balto and herself of the cliff*

Balto: Uff... Ohhhh. Soft.

Alue: Can this be our new mattress, Director?

Director: CUT! And, that's the one we took from your trailer. We have to save money for other movies, you know

Balto: (to himself) Cheapies....

Director: What-ies?

Alue: Tepees! Over there!

Director: ......

Alue: (whispering to Balto) You're lucky I saved your butt.

Balto: Tepees!

Director: Scene 17, take 13636106576725318671937564373895761635. Action!

Aleu: I know what I am, but not who I am. And I'm not stopping until I find out...

Balto: What is it?

Aleu: I...I...I...AHH-CHOOO!!!!

Director: CUT!!!

Aleu: Sorry...Alergy season. Can't we come back in a few months?

Director: We might have to.

Hehe! I love yours!

Niju: Those who will...follow me!...I said, follow me! *to wolves* Come on! It's your line!

Director: Cut!!! *to Niju* Sorry; our other wolves boycotted. We've got some rookies here.

Niju: Oh, newcommers. *smiles* Don't worry, then...I'll take good care of them.

Balto: Aleu, is there any maple syrup over there?
Aleu: ...what?
Balto: Or raspberry syrup, I don't know. Any kind of syrup?
Aleu: Why do you need syrup? We're about to start filming!
Balto: Filming what? Isn't it time for breakfast?
Aleu: You mean you didn't eat first?
Balto: Why would I eat first?
Aleu: ... so you wouldn't be hungry while filming?
Balto: Isn't this Balto II: Waffle Quest?
Aleu: *slaps forehead*

OK, seeing as everyone is donatin their humor I'm going to turn this into a contest!


You guys post like crazy the funniest stuff you can come up with and I will select two winners. If I can't do that then it will be a final contest and I will evaluate that one.


OK, GO NUTS!

Jenna: Is Aleu all right?

Aleu: Heck, no.

Balto and Jenna: Aleu!

Aleu: What?

Balto: You're supposed to have run away!

Aleu: Have I not?...*turns and walks away*

Nikki, Kaltag, and Star stop her.

Aleu: Parliament...wait...Pam...Pallalala...

Nikki: Parlay?

Aleu: That's it! Parlay!

Kaltag: Who came up with Parlay, anyway?

Star: That would be the malamutes.

Kaltag hits Star on the head.

Jenna:*grinning at Balto*

Balto:What?,is something going on behind me?

Aleu:*wolfs the turkey down**belches loudly*

Balto:*Turns around*ALEU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Balto: She must have run away...(Sorry, forgot the words, i hope i said it right )

Jenna: Run away? Uhh...Umm...

*Silence*

Balto: What? Did you forgot the words?

Jenna: No...I just don't want to act like i don't care how i look....I'am very sick of how i look. I think i'm going to vomit because of that stupid huge eyes and paws.

Balto: Jen, those cheapies can't even draw good.You know it.

Director: Whaaat? Balto, if you're going to call us like that everyday, you will die in the fourth movie. Your choice!!

Kodi:*starts to come down the chimney*

Aleu:*Sees everyone shivering*I'll light a fire,in the fireplace.

Balto:*Hears a faint noise from the chimney*Aleu,wait..........

Kodi:AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Jenna:*Runs outside*Kodi,are you ok honey?

Kodi:A little bit.

Aleu: You'd better not shout.

Jenna: You'd better not cry.

Balto: You'd better not pout, and I'm telling you why--

Kodi: Mom, Dad! I'm back!

Balto: *murmurs* Kodi's coming back in...to town.

Balto: Tra-la-la-la-la-la-laaaaa!!

*glass cup breaks*

Alue: *covers ears* WHAT THE *beep* WAS THAT?!!

Jenna: that was your father's attempt at singing a christmas song....

Alue: wow...if I had to organize a show...i would make him a candle stick. A quiet on at that.

Balto: *yells at randomly* Cross your Teeth!!!

Alue: Is he on drugs or something?!

Jenna: thank god he's not my real mate.

Balto: *freezes* What?! * says in a small voice.*

OK, I have evaluated them all and it's gonna come to a tie between Skulblaka and Tovah.

Wow, cool. Is there going to be a tie-breaker?

Yep.