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"Dementors....In Little Whinging?"

Amelia Bones, "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix" (2007)

The TV series M*A*S*H
Col. Potter- "Buffalo Biscuts!"

Fantastic Four
Doctor Doom- "This is gonna be fun."

Pirates of the Caribbean 2
Jack Sparrow- "It is a draring, of a key."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Some Guy- "How do you know she is a witch?"

Balto
Muk- "Uncle Boriiss!"

I know there's more but I can't remember.

This line really choked me up

Harry: (to Voldemort)"Your the weak one, and you'll never know love or friendship, and I feel sorry for you."
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix


Hiro: "Maybe I should go on a deit."
Ginga Densetsu Weed

Hermione:"Don't you understand how Cho's feeling at the moment?"

Harry & Ron: "No."

Hermione: "Well, obviously, she's feeling very sad, because of Cedric dying. Then I expect she's feeling confused because she liked Cedric and now she likes Harry, and she can't work out who she likes best. Then she'll be feeling guilty, thinking it's an insult to Cedric's memory to be kissing Harry at all, and she'll be worrying about what everyone might say about her if she starts going out with Harry. And she probably can't work out what her feelings toward Harry are anyway, because he was the one who was with Cedric when Cedric died, so that's all very mixed up and painful. Oh, and she's afraid she's going to be thrown off the Ravenclaw Quidditch team because she's been flying so badly."

Ron: "One person can't feel all that at once, they'd explode."

Hermione: "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.

Cliegg Lars:*to Anakin*Your mother's dead son,accept it.

"That's gonna make you stupid..........................I guess it already did."

Chet Steadman, "Rookie of the Year" (1993)

"I'm the best there is. There's no question about. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence."

Ricky Bobby

The Mask- 'Hold on to your lug nuts, It's time for an overhaul'!

M*A*S*H- B.J. "Do you, Chuck Emerson Winchester, take this woman to be your unlawful, unwedded, unwife?"
Charles: "I undo."
B.J. "And do you miss, take Chuck Emerson to be your unlawful, unwedded, unhubby?"
Lady "I undo too."
B.J. "Then by the power invested in me through the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you man an woman. You may ignore the bride."


Deep Space Nine
Dr. Julian Bashier- "Worf was right. I'm seeing a vision."
Miles O'Brian- "What is it?"
Julian- "I'm going to kill Worf. I'm going to kill him."
Miles- (nods) "Yeah. Kill Worf."

The Three Stooges, in a scene where the Stooges are in the Army, and they just blew up a ship with a huge cannon:

Colonel: *runs up to the Stooges* Who fired that gun?
Larry, Curly, and Moe: I did!
Moe: *bonks Curly and Larry's heads together* Now let's get this straight. I did, and boy, was that a shot, or was that a shot?
Colonel: Well, you hit the Admiral's flagship!
*All three Stooges jump*
Moe: *turns to Larry* Why'd you hit the Admiral's flagship? *slaps Larry, and turns to Curly* Why'd you hit the Admiral's flagship? *bonks Curly on the head*
Curly: I'd seen my duty, and I did it!
Moe: Well I've seen my duty and I'll do it. *pokes Curly in the eyes*


Classic Stooges

(space cadet watches the screen and very strange noises are heard, and then the screen goes to fuzz and crackles, but the cadet appears to be making the sounds)

Cadet: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhit!!!!!!! (taps on his helmet, making bleeping noises) Hmmm (presses buttons on intercom, making his own bleeping sounds of the buttons)

Cadet (over intercom, muffled) Sir?

Colonel Sanders: What is it?

Cadet (over intercom, muffled): Can I talk to you for a minute, please, sir?

(Sanders and Dark Helmet walk over)

Sanders: Well?

Cadet (still speaking into the distorting intercom): I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.

Sanders (taking the microphone away from him): You don't need that, Private, we're right here. Now, what is it?

Cadet (muffled): I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.

(Dark Helmet goes crazy and swats the microphone out of the way off the table)

Helmet: Now what is it?!

Cadet (normally): I'm having trouble with the radar, sir.

Helmet: What's wrong with it?!

Cadet: I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.

Helmet: The what?!

Sanders: The what?

Helmet: And the what?

Cadet: You know, the bleeps (makes one kind of beeping noise as Helmet and Sanders stare at him stupidly), the sweeps (makes a swooshing sound), and the creeps (makes a gargled beeping noise).

Helmet (to Sanders): That's not all he's lost.

Han Solo: How we doing kid?
Luke: Same as always.
Han: That bad huh?


Han after cutting open the Tantaun:
'And I they smelled bad, on the outside.'


Emperor Palpatine: So you survived.
Yoda: Surprised?


Jack Sparrow: You know, when it comes to naming things, we pirates arn't very good at it. For instance, I knew a pirate who had one arm, one leg, and one eye.
Mister Gibbs: What did you call him?
Jack: Larry.



Davy Jones: Into the Maelstrome!
(Whatever his name is): What?! Are you mad?!
Davy Jones: HA! Afraid to get wet?

"LLLLUNCH...? *cocks head* ...What's "lunch?"
Rex, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story

"Yes John, but when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists!”
Ian Malcolm, Jurrasic Park

"No thank you. I believe I've spent enough time in the company of death."
Roland Tembo, Jurassic Park 2: The Lost World

Eric: "Careful with that! ...T-Rex. Scares some of the smaller ones away, but it attracts one REALLY big one."
Alan: "...This is T-Rex...pee?"
Eric: "..."
Alan: "...How'd you get it?"
Eric: "You don't wanna know."
Jurassic Park 3: Escape from Isla Sorna

Draco: "Yeah. You're one who kills dragons for money."
Bowen: "Don't flatter yourself. It's not just the profit...it's the pleasure."
Draco: "Perhaps less pleasurable, and more costly than you think!!"
Dragonheart

From 'HSM' and 'HSM2 [two of my favorite movies < 33]:

Ms. Darbus: Was that a cell phone!?
Kelsi: No ma'am, that was the warning bell.

Chad: Look, you're a hoops dude. Not a musical singer person. Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?
Troy: Who's Michael Crawford?
Chad: Exactly my point. He was the "Phantom of the Opera" on Broadway. Now my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it. IN it. So my point is, if you play basketball, you'll end up on the cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you'll end up in my mom's refrigerator.
Troy: Why would she put his picture in your refrigerator?
Chad: I don't know, one of her crazy diet ideas. Look, I don't attempt to understand the female mind, Troy.

Chad: How can you expect the rest of us to be focused on a game when you're off somewhere in leotards singing 'Twinkle Town'...
Troy: [cutting off Chad] No one said ANYTHING about leotards.
Chad: Not yet my friend, but just you wait.

Ms. Darbus: That'll be 15 minutes for you as well, Mr. Danforth. Count 'em!
Taylor: That might be difficult for Chad, since he probably can't count that high.

Sharpay: What did I do to deserve this? I've never lied, except when neccesary, and I always bought mom and dad expensive gifts... using their credit card of course.

Sharpay: I told you to keep an eye on them, not turn them into the cast of Grease!

Troy: Good job killer, make the ball fear you.

Mr. Bolton: It can't be Gabriella, because everytime she calls, he just blushes.



From Hairspray:

Tracy Turnblad: I'm a bad, bad girl who needs to be punished!

Edna Turnblad: Penny, get home before your mother shoots you.

Motormouth Maybelle: Well, love is a gift, a lot of people don't remember that. So, you two better brace yourselves for a whole lotta ugly comin' at you from a neverending parade of stupid.
Penny Pingleton: So, you've met my mom?

Prudy Pingleton: Penny Lou Pingleton, you are absolutely, positively, permanently punished. You will live on a diet of saltines and Tang, and you will never leave this room again.
Prudy Pingleton: [tosses holy water on Penny] Devil child, devil child!

Seaweed: I'm here to rescue the fair maiden, baby.
Penny Pingleton: Oh, Seaweed, you do care! I was afraid the colors of our skin would keep us apart.
Seaweed: No... but these knots might. Was your mom in the Navy?

Link Larkin: Uh... we're on live.
Amber von Tussel: You have to vote for a person, not one of the Himalayas.