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GabrielLaVedier
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Post subject: Re: Create your own horrible disney sequel! Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:58 pm |
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Lion King -1:A prequel of the original Lion King. Mufasa and Scar's cruel and tyrannical father Shaka rises to power in a brutal bloodbath, sundering the free savannah and banishing the hyenas to the elephant graveyard forever, condemning them to suffering, starvation and death. Many pups die, many others grow too weak to fight the army of Shaka and they all fall into anarchy and infighting. Scar attempts to influence his father into allowing the hyena back into the old republic lands. His beating is so severe that the fact that he has only one scar is heralded as a miracle. Mufasa vows to keep the exile in place, and slowly commit genocide against the hyenas through starvation and disease. And then Simba is born and things go from there.
Balto -1: The 30: In Nome of a generation before, there were many dogs. All kinds of sled dogs of great power and skill lived in Nome. But the most powerful and skilled of all was Rex, the lead dog of all lead dogs. He could have his pick of any female in town, but chose Aloquil, a wolf who dragged herself in from the snow. Soon enough he has a litter of pups, and great trouble. Aloquil tells him of her life before, and the danger to the humans. The Thousand Packs of the Lupine Heirarchy, under supreme alpha Lunaris the moon's son, marches against the town and humanity. Rex leaves Nome with 30 brave sled dogs, to halt the lupine armies at a narrow pass. Blood and glory ensues.
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Canis Lupus
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Post subject: Re: Create your own horrible disney sequel! Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 12:41 pm |
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Enchanted II: The world exploded. The end. It's a bug that sometimes occurs in these forums.
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Charlie Wolf
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Post subject: Re: Create your own horrible disney sequel! Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:45 am |
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Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:35 pm Posts: 235 Location: The good ol' US of A!!!!!
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Ya' ain't seen NOTHING yet until you read MY hideous sequel plotlines!!!!!
#1. Tarzan III (Directed by Martin Scorsese; co-written by Al Pacino)- Summary: Tarzan and Jane are peacefully relaxing in their jungle home, when one day, Tarzan sees Arnold Schwartzenegger and his armed men fighting off a legion of Predators from taking over the jungle. Initially, Tarzan thinks nothing of it until he later discovers that Kala and Professor Porter (Jane's father) are being held captive by the Predators. While he is out rescueing them, Jane gets kidnapped by Clayton's brother, Jeffrey, and begins to assault both Tarzan and his gorilla and other human allies AND the Predators with his huge army of 44,000 raccoon ninjas. In the end, Jane commits suicide after realizing that her REAL father is actually Simon Cowell, Tarzan impales Terk with a spear upon discovering that her voice actor is Rosie O'Donnell (now the supreme dictator of Vietnam), the entire jungle gets annihilated by a giant Spongebob Squarepants, and Kim Jong-Il of North Korea activates a giant cruise missile that destroys the entire African continent!!!!!! The End! 
#2. The Fox and the Hound III (Directed by Steven Spielberg; Co-written by Stephen King)- Summary: Tod and Copper (as ADULTS) are wandering around the forest when they suddenly discover that there is a warrant out for Tod's death and Copper's capture and subsequent interregation; they soon find out that the warrant is, of course, from Amos Slade. What they don't know, however, is that the man (or should I say WOMAN?!?!?!) whom Slade has secretly designated to be Tod's would-be assassin and Copper's would-be captor turns out to be none other than Michael Jackson him/herself!!!!!! Then, when "Wacko Jacko" arrives, he corners Tod and begins to perform "Thriller", which does, in turn, summon a large group of 600 terrifying zombies to appear and begin to attack Tod. Next, when Jackson starts to try to molest Tod, Copper comes up from behind him and hits him/her over the head with a crowbar. Finally, 13,000 Godzillas begin assaulting the entire planet, Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Joseph Stalin, and Gen. Hideki Tojo come back from the past and enslave the earth, the Incredible Hulk goes rampant and causes a 66.6-magnitude earthquake to wipe out San Franscisco (as well as the ENTIRE western half of the North American continent, including, of course, ALASKA ), and Satan is set free on the world to do as he pleases. But wait, what's this??? It's a bird, it's a plane, it's... Superman!?!?! Oh no, it's not!!! It's... it's... it's... DAVID HASSELHOFF!!!!!!!!!! He then presses an enormous button the size of Kazakhstan and causes EVERYONE and EVERYTHING, INCLUDING himself, to be drunk for the rest of their days!!!!!! Ultimately, after 666 years of all this mess, God FINALLY destroys the universe and says, "Well, THAT was certainly something!!!!!!!" The End! -Charlie A. Wolf. 
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Charlie Wolf
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Post subject: Re: Create your own horrible disney sequel! Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 4:26 pm |
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Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:35 pm Posts: 235 Location: The good ol' US of A!!!!!
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Many thanks for all the praise and support, everyone; here's the NEXT horrific sequel just below- enjoy!!!!! 
#3. The Incredibles II: The Raising of the Titanic (A brand-new animated, sci-fi comedy directed by James Cameron; co-written by Robin Williams and William Shatner.) Summary: Mr. Incredible and Co. are peacefully relaxing at home one day when suddenly, the family phone rings and Mirage calls the household and tells them to quickly rendezvous with her back at Nomanisan Island for a new mission de-briefing ASAP. Once there, there new mission is described as follows- Just a few days ago, the Titanic was finally raised from its watery grave for an inspection of whatever else remains inside the now-floating wreckage. Sadly, though, the small group of American and British surveyors initially dispatched there had strangely vanished overnight that late evening. Shortly afterwards, scientists had discovered some unidentified, hi-tech radio signatures SEVERAL CENTURIES ahead of our current time-period left behind by whoever or whatever had been there the night of the group's unknown disappearance. Their (the Incredibles family's) new mission objectives this time were to travel to the site of the risen ship's remaining skeleton and find out who (or what) had been involved with the surveyors' weird disappearance. Later on, as it turns out, the perpetrator in question turns out to be none other than Jack Dawson Model 1912T - a futuristic, cyborg version of Jack Dawson (from the movie Titanic) who had time-traveled here all the way from the year 2612 (exactly 500 years since the year of the colossal vessel's maiden sinking)!!! As the movie plays out, we discover that Jack's back for ONE reason and ONE reason only- to rediscover and locate his long-lost love, Rose. Once he finds her (courtesy of the Incredibles family and the CIA's help), however, he discovers that she was once married before to her now-deceased husband, and, even worse, she's now 105 years old!!! In the end, Jack goes mad, murders Rose and the rest of her remaining family, defeats the Incredibles and ALL of the other surviving Supers, makes himself COMPLETELY INVINCIBLE for life, and settles down to eventually star in several rap music videos with 50 Cent and R. Kelly, among others!!!!!! Oh, and did I also forget to mention that, about that time, the Teletubbies single-handedly conquered every last one of the federal and international U.N. embassies around the entire globe and teamed up with the Care Bears and the Barney gang (who destroyed ALL of Earth's military might in a GIGANTIC battle, with their units outnumbering ours 100,000:1!!!!!!), and also with the ENTIRE casts of both the Jimmy Neutron television series AND the Star Wars franchise COMBINED, which did, working cooperatively, of course, indeed manage to overthrow EVERY SINGLE government on Planet Earth and successfully appointed Charlie B. Barkin (of All Dogs Go To Heaven fame, seen here to the immediate left in my personally-designed-for-me-ONLY avatar) as Supreme Dictator of the ENTIRE PLANET FOREVER (once he died, he would simply continue to reign on high from Heaven for ALL OF ETERNITY until the world finally ended altogether by God sometime off in the distant future)!!!!!!! The End! -Charlie A. Wolf. 
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