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Do tell about the invisible dog!

That was funny that you just left the vomit there and walked back to class, and that you walked off like you hadn't tripped!

Ok, now for mine! *Duhn, du, duhn, duhn, duhn!*

In fourth grade me and this other girl were sent from our school's gym (Our gym is separate from the rest of the school.) to get some trophies from the main building for a class picture. You see, the school's main building has a concrete driveway incircling it so buses can drop off kids and turn around easier, and after the late bell rings, somebody swing around this horizontal bar across the driveway so cars can't get through. Apparently, after finding that the school's back door is locked, me and the other girl went around front. The other girl walked around the bar. But me, being a dork, jogging and ot watching where I was going, ran into the horizontal bar, jamming it into my stomach. As you can guess, that didn't feel too good.

At a horse show this summer me and my friend were walking around the show-grounds, looking at all the horses. You see there was a trailer that our path led right up a ramp(The ramp was held above the ground with a hay-bale, but I could've stepped onto the ramp from the ground.) with a horse tied up and the way it was tied up meant that its rear end was facing us. Y'see me and my friend just kept on walking like idiots I saw what we were doing, but I didn't turn around (Don't ask why, I don't even know! ) , eventually my friend realized what we were about to do just a few feet from the ramp and pulled me out of the way. That sure would of looked funny, seeing a person walk right up to a horse's rear end.

I know, I'm a dork

two words: Uhhhh....OK...

I just did something stupid a few hours ago. Two of my friends, their mother, and I went out to eat dinner, and I drove. At the restaurant, I started laughing so hard that Pepsi shot out of my nose, and it burned. When we had finished and had left, we were just getting ready to go around a sharp turn to get onto the on-ramp for the highway. I had forgotten that their mother was in the car with us, and as soon as I had gotten around the corner, I floored the gas, and the car took off faster than she had expected, and she said something that I can't say on here. It was so hilarious though. Both of my friends were laughing like crazy. Once we got onto the highway, we had to slow down to the speed limit because we saw a cop sitting a little bit up the road. It was a good time.

When I was on holiday in Menorca, I went to the wrong hotel room by accident! I was so embarrassed I felt sick.
When we were returning, there was a luggage delay so we were waiting for hours. My brother and I were so bored that we decided to amuse ourselves by hurling insults at one nother. I said something which I thought was insulting (not telling you what I said) but it turned out to be a compliment!

And that's the story of how bored I got!

Barely sliced my index finger with a saw,while helping gather firewood,but I was too eager to help,and while I was cutting the wood,the saw got stuck in the log,when I finally freed it with my left hand,the saw slipped.

I cut the nerve in my finger once. I was playing with a knife and I accedently cut the nerve. It hurt at first but than it went numb. That wasn't funny but it was stupid

I've done many, but I have such dreadful memory I cant remember them off hand.

OK I know this sounds weird but it is important in explaining the stupid funny thing I did. I love MR bean, in one of his episodes (the hotel one if you have seen it) he pics up his rom phone and goes Helooooooo!


Well one day my mum was sorting out some flights in a travel agents, they had a life sized statue of their logo (a pilot). I was thinking about MR Bean and swung round and said "Helooooo" to the pilot statue, but ther was a (real) man between me and the pilot

Sheba

Another funnything i did....

I spend 6 months of the year in NZ. One year I went on the luge, whicis a kind of sled which runs down a track. it has wheels and handlebars to control direction and speed.

anyway I got onto the luge and started down the track-hey this is fun I thought, then i came to a corner-and flew right off the track! I went crashing down the side of the hill and came to a stop maybe 150 feet from the track, fortunately I didn't hit anything. my life flashed before me, I sat there for quit a while recovering, I wasn't hurt (except for my nerves)!

Sheba

What Sheba wrote reminded me of something that happened a few years ago...

It was snowing one day in Gr. 5, so my teacher decided to take us outside for a bit to go sledding down this big hill near our school. So we were all taking turns going down different hills and such when one of my friends asked me if I would go down a hill with them. Of course, I said okay. When we arrived at the steepish hill ((I was sort of having second thoughts 'cause at the bottom of the hill was a chain-link fence)), we got on the sled and began to go down. We realized that we were heading towards the fence and if we didn't stop, we would have a head-on collision with it. So my friend attempted to stop the sled, but ended up falling off it. Meanwhile, I was holding on for dear life. I was too freaked out to let go of the handles, so I just lay down on the sled and closed my eyes. In a moment, I felt the sled come to a stop. Confused, I looked up and noticed I was on the other side of the fence. Fortunatley, the fence was ripped in a part, making it possible for me and the sled to slide right under XD. I'm pretty sure I started laughing and saying how cool the ride was .