Worst/Best Video Game Quotes

Kepz_TheFairyChihuahua · **Posted:** Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:37 pm

I post here some starfox quote parodies some are very old but anyway.
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv_4-UjdGbY
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=K4YO8qzkm04&feature=related I usually laugh on Slippy

Rusty the Fox · **Posted:** Tue Feb 19, 2008 10:43 pm

Good:
Vin: "Great! Now you've armed the whole lot! Don't move!" referring to a box of newly, and accidentally, armed bombs that Jak is holding

He paused for a split second before speaking again.

Vin: "On second thought, MOVE! Far away!.."

~Vin from Jak II

TheRoguez · **Joined:** Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:05 pm **Posts:** 15

Good: "You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! Your not even good enough to be my fake!" or "If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have." - from various Shadow the Hedgehog games. *brick'd*

Charlie Wolf · **Posted:** Sat Feb 23, 2008 2:05 am

Here are some good ones that I've heard before (mainly from Halo 3):

1.) "What's my name!!!" -Sergeant Johnson, Halo 3.

2.) "Why is that infernal thing still moving?!?" -a Brute Chieftain, Halo 3.
3.) "If it's still moving, you haven't killed it enough!!!" -a Brute Chieftain, Halo 3.
4.) "I stuck him- like a pig!!!!!!" -a Brute, Halo 3.
5.) "Pop the hatch!!!" -Sergeant Johnson, Halo 3.
6.) "Let's put the animal to sleep!!!" - a Tank, The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction. :wangry:

7.) "You murdering freak!!!" -a Tank, The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction.

8.) "Whoa, don't try THAT at home, boys and girls!!!" -an MRLS, The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction.
9.) "A person has been killed by a tornado!!!!!!" -Ray Arnold, Jurassic Park: Operation Genesis.
10.) "I'm-a Luigi, number 1!!!" -Luigi, Mario Kart 64.

11.) "You hurt my feelings!!! Oh my gosh, I have feelings?!? I'm a real boy!!!" -343 Guilty Spark, Halo 3 (with the IWHBYD skull activated).
12.) "Vermicious Knid!!!!!!" -a Brute, Halo 3 (same condition as above).
13.) "Oh man!!! They're like Wookies!!! Uh, you know... from Star Wars???" -a Marine, Halo 3 (same condition as above).
14.) "Boo!!!" -Master Chief, Halo 2.
15.) "Kill that... THING!!!!!!" -a Brute Chieftain, Halo 3.

And for the BAD ones...:

1.) "He was my lover!!!" -a Brute, Halo 3.

2.) "Don't ask, don't tell!!!!!!" -a Marine Sergeant, Halo 3.
3.) "Huddle close for warmth, and remember- no inappropriate touching!!!!!!" -a Brute, Halo 3.

4.) "Come on guys, let's get in!!!!!!" -an effeminate Marine, Halo 3.
5.) "The armored casket!!!!!!" -a Flood Combat Form (through Gravemind), Halo 3.
6.) "Oh my God, it's... what am I saying, there's NO God!!!!!!" -a Marine, Halo 3.

-Charlie.

flame-wolf · **Posted:** Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:44 pm

XD i know two

bad -
trish in devil may cry:
"i am not your enemy!"
thats a weird thing to say after you threw a motorbike at someone! :lol:

bad-
wesker in resident evil code veronica:
"your body i want it now!"

no comment...

i've got nothing for good

Suka · **Posted:** Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:32 pm

Rusty the Fox wrote:

Good:
Vin: "Great! Now you've armed the whole lot! Don't move!" referring to a box of newly, and accidentally, armed bombs that Jak is holding

He paused for a split second before speaking again.

Vin: "On second thought, MOVE! Far away!.."

~Vin from Jak II

Lol!!! I always loved Vin, but not so much after what he did to himself in the...erm...third game. XD The second is full of witty comments, much better than the third. Here's a good one you might recognize.

MERCHANT: Psst. Got a RYNO... Trade you for your robot.
RATCHET: Mmm...okay.
CLANK: Ratchet!!
RATCHET: Nah, I'm kidding. Hey, what's a RYNO anyway?
MERCHANT: Rip ya a new one.
RATCHET: ...What did you just say to me?
MERCHANT: R-Y-N-O. Rip Ya a New One.
CLANK: Why, that's the most powerful missile launcher in the galaxy!! I know it's worth a lot of bolts. He must've stolen it from somewhere --
MERCHANT: Stolen! Look, trash can. Did I ever say anything about it being hot? You better watch your mouth, or I'll --
RATCHET: Lemmie guess... Rip ya a new one.

This one also made me laugh...It was a little irky of a line, but still rather effective.

JILL: *Slowly approaching a dying monster, pumping it with magnum rounds. She stops deadly close to it.* ...You want STARS? I'll give you STARS. *shoots again*

Rusty the Fox · **Posted:** Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:24 am

Suka wrote:

Rusty the Fox wrote:

Good:
Vin: "Great! Now you've armed the whole lot! Don't move!" referring to a box of newly, and accidentally, armed bombs that Jak is holding

He paused for a split second before speaking again.

Vin: "On second thought, MOVE! Far away!.."

~Vin from Jak II

Lol!!! I always loved Vin, but not so much after what he did to himself in the...erm...third game. XD The second is full of witty comments, much better than the third. Here's a good one you might recognize.

MERCHANT: Psst. Got a RYNO... Trade you for your robot.
RATCHET: Mmm...okay.
CLANK: Ratchet!!
RATCHET: Nah, I'm kidding. Hey, what's a RYNO anyway?
MERCHANT: Rip ya a new one.
RATCHET: ...What did you just say to me?
MERCHANT: R-Y-N-O. Rip Ya a New One.
CLANK: Why, that's the most powerful missile launcher in the galaxy!! I know it's worth a lot of bolts. He must've stolen it from somewhere --
MERCHANT: Stolen! Look, trash can. Did I ever say anything about it being hot? You better watch your mouth, or I'll --
RATCHET: Lemmie guess... Rip ya a new one.

This one also made me laugh...It was a little irky of a line, but still rather effective.

JILL: *Slowly approaching a dying monster, pumping it with magnum rounds. She stops deadly close to it.* ...You want STARS? I'll give you STARS. *shoots again*

Ah, yes. I remember the first one. Sadly, I'm one of the unfortunate one to never have completed a Ratchet and Clank game.

Actually, I didn't find a quote that I like from Jak 3:

"Our boy here gets all mean and nasty when you piss him off. So don't
piss him off. Word to the wise!" ~Daxter from Jak 3

And here's one that I just got:
"Great! If it bleeds, we can hurt it!" ~ Tasha from Advance Wars: Days of Ruin.
Take it as you will, but she kills it with the next thing she says.

Pirkka(Fin) · **Posted:** Tue Feb 26, 2008 4:31 pm

"I'mma rip your head off and **** down your neck"
"Its time to kick *** and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of gum"
"Eat **** and die"

etc lots more is to be found. Duke Nukem 3D had awsome quotes but sadly most of 'em are let's say, bad language and not suitable for kids, yet lighter ones can be thrown.

Some good ones... xD

"Enjoy war while it lasts my brother...since peace will be like hell" Company of Heroes Opposing Fronts.
"Oy! Jerry cigs aren't that bad!" British Commando in Opposing Fronts.

Forbidden Studios · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:25 am

Really Really bad: Hey dudes, thanks for rescuing me. Let's go for a burger.... HA! HA! HA! HA!

The ending of Bad Dudes.

YIKES! XD

Fox Deimos · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:08 am

"Six bullets. More than enough to kill anything that moves." - Revolver Ocellot (Metal Gear Solid)

"Defenseless? You could drop a ton of bricks on her and the bricks would be defenseless." - Guillo, teasing Milly (Baten Kaitos Origins)

"Who throws barrels at people? What are you, some giant ape who's made off with a pretty wench?" - Guillo (Baten Kaitos Origins)

and this is one aewsome excerpt from a conversation in Metal Gear Solid 3, when you call Sigint while using the box as a disguise:

Sigint: Uh, Snake... What are you doing?

Snake: I'm in a box.

Sigint: A cardboard box? Why are you...?

Snake: I dunno. I was just looking at it and I suddenly got this urge to get
inside. No, not just an urge - more than that. It was my destiny to be here;
in the box.

Sigint: Destiny...?

Snake: Yeah. And then when I put it on, I suddenly got this feeling of inner
peace. I can't put it into words. I feel... safe. Like this is where I was
meant to be. Like I'd found the key to true happiness.

Jennacancer · **Posted:** Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:24 pm

Good: "Do you see that? It means you can activate the object by pushing the button dumb ***!"
Very funny! From Family Guy the game.

Charlie Wolf · **Posted:** Sun Mar 09, 2008 9:12 pm

Oooooh, here's a new BAD quote that I just heard earlier today: "I'll eat your balls first!!!!!!" *Maniacal laughter ensues.* -a random Brute in a Prowler's gunner seat on "The Ark", Halo 3.

-Charlie.

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