Funny Animals Caption Contest

Morjo · **Joined:** Sun Jun 04, 2006 3:12 pm **Posts:** 74

*Cat tells duckie a secret*
Duckie: You wet the bed?
Cat:SSSSHHHH! Quiet, that is suppost to be secret!
Duckie: Sorry, I just really can't see how that is possible because u have nothing to wet-.
Cat: Shut up! Lets say there are some things better left unsaid.
Duckie:hehe Thinking*suuuurrrreeee*

Duma9 · **Posted:** Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:21 pm

Kitten: Food!
Duckling: Tom! How'd you get out of the TV? Did you bring Jerry?
Kitten: I'm not Tom.
Duckling: You are one big mouse. Is Jerry your cousin?
Kitten: Meow
Duckling: Hmph

Kitten: I said meow.
Duckling: I heard a meow, you didn't respond me.
Kitten: *sigh* No, he's not my cousin.
Duckling: Oh, Okay.

CAT!!! *flies away*
Kitten: Mom!! I thought you said it was a mouse!!

PhiWolf_14 · **Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:42 pm

Cat - I will squash you as I AM THE RIGHTFUL RULER!!! Mwahahahahahahahahaha!!
Duck - Dude, get a life. I saw one on Ebay for $3.
Cat - I need a quarter!
Duck - Too bad, that's why I rule you and not the other way around!

Pretty lame, my caption. Oh well.

warriorcat · **Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:03 pm

Kitten- whats that on your head?
Duckling- I dont know a second head?
Kitten: ewww, its lumpy
Duckling: What color is it?
Kitten: Blackish, does this hurt?
Duck: OUCH!! That was my EYE!
I know not that funny

X Celebi1 X · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2008 11:52 am

Chickawaii*canine wrote:

Kitten: Food!

Duckling: Tom! How'd you get out of the TV? Did you bring Jerry?

Kitten: I'm not Tom.

Duckling: You are one big mouse. Is Jerry your cousin?

Kitten: Meow

Duckling: Hmph

Kitten: I said meow.

Duckling: I heard a meow, you didn't respond me.

Kitten: *sigh* No, he's not my cousin.

Duckling: Oh, Okay.

CAT!!! *flies away*

Kitten: Mom!! I thought you said it was a mouse!!

Lol i was watching Tom and Jerry when i read that

Kitten: *Sneaks up*
Duck: Quack
Kitten: Meow, Dang i really need to be quite!
Duck: Hi, whats -
Kitten: Shut up and let me eat you
Duck: ok
Kitten: Forget this *walks away*
Kittens mother: Go back and eat your d*nm food!
Kitten: Sorry mother *Eats duck when hes not looking*

IchiRuki fanatic · **Posted:** Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:59 pm

kitten: *sneeks up on ducky* hello ducky!
duckling: I'm a duckling not a ducky!
kitten: does it really make a difference?
Duckling: yes!!!
Kitten: will this make it better?
Duckling: will what make it better?
Kitten: *grabs duckling and plops him in the tub and starts bathing him* Rubber ducky your the one, you make bath-time lots of fun!
Duckling; Oh h*ll!
Kitten: *puts salt and pepper on the duckling* rubber ducky, da,da,da la,da,da,da,da DIE DUCKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duckling: NOOOOOOO!
*Kitten eats duckling*: In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd.
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you.
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the cat!

Tasha_Marie · **Posted:** Tue Feb 26, 2008 6:00 pm

Cat: Hey, my new chick toy arrived!
Chick: Cheep, Cheep.
Cat:Uh, what the heck..? *Looks on the box.* Hey, it says "Doesn't come with batteries"
Chick: Hey, I'm not a toy, foe! *Chick turns around, and bites cat's nose really hard. Then it runs away.*
Cat:HEY! UH, OW! *Cat chases chick.*
Chick: Nanny Nanny foo foo! *The chick teases as it dumps loads of plants on the cat.*
Cat: Ugh! This is beginning to annoy me!! *Is hit with loads of plates.* Ow ow ow! *Cat runs over to chick, and bites it's tail. The cat makes an open fire, and puts the chick ovver the fire.* Well, looks like i's having roasted chicks tonight! :lol:

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