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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie  Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 1:31 pm |
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Balto: Jenna? *clears throat* Uh...Jenna?
Jenna: Oh, Balto. Hi.
Director: CUT!!!
Balto: What was wrong with that scene?
Director: Could you maybe raise your voice a little, Balto? You sound just like Kevin Bacon!
Balto: What?
Director: You too, Jenna. You sound like Bridget Fonda.
Jenna: Do not! Jodi Benson is closer than her!
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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie Posted: Sun Nov 02, 2008 6:54 pm |
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Steele: Ahem...Well, well. What’s wrong with this picture? (He swings the sausages at Balto.) Jenna, join me for dinner. You start at one end, I’ll start at the other...and...when we get to the middle...mmm.....heh, heh...you tell me.
Balto: (clearly annoyed) Alright, Steele... (He bears his teeth, and starts to growl.)
Jenna: No...Balto... (She moves towards Steele. And gestures towards the heater. Balto smiles menacingly.) ...Gee, Steele. I have to admit you offer is very tempting.
Steele: It is...
Jenna: (Backing him up further into the heater.) But these days I prefer my meat...toasted. Uhhh... I mean roasted? Smoked? Oh, I always get this one mixed up!
Director: CUT! Jenna, it's only "cooked".
Jenna: Why so specific?
Director: uhhhhhh.....
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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 1:33 am |
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(From Apollo 13) *note: Keven Bacon played Jack Swigert and Balto*
Houston: An excellent show, Odyssey.
Swigert: Thank you very much, Jenna--er, Houston.
Director: CUT!!!! (to Swigert) Stop showing your love toward Jenna! That movie doesn't even come out for another four months!
Swigert: Sorry, okay!
Lovell: Houston, we're having a problem...
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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 7:02 pm |
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Steele: 'Course as you know, I just swam, and swam and swam, I was freezing cold. And then-
Steele spits his bone up in the air to catch it again, but he misses and it hits him on the head.
Steele: Ow!
Director: CUT!
Dixie: Steele, you're a bonehead.
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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:44 am |
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Director: All right! Action!
Boris: Okay, that does it! Time for goose to kick polar bears' butt! Oh, finally. About time I get some attention...attention...attention...Where's the bear?
Bear: Oh, was that me?
Balto: *sighs*
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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie Posted: Sat Dec 06, 2008 7:00 pm |
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Alpha --> I saw that you were doing a contest of who's the funniest for your Balto 2 topic. Could we do one for this topic, too?
Just an idea ^^'
-Iditarod
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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie Posted: Sun Dec 07, 2008 12:46 pm |
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Yep, same rules. DO IT! DO IT NAOWGH!
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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:27 am |
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Boris: In case you didn't notice, bears...TIDE IS OUT!!!
*water comes from the sea*
Boris: Oh, no!
Muk: Use the Force, Luk! Use the Force!
*Boris runs away...but not fast enough*
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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:45 am |
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Mind if I join? Balto and Jenna are below hospitalJenna: it's so gloomy down here... Balto brushes away spiderwebJenna: did you here that? Balto checks scriptdirector:??? Balto: Jenna, lines? jenna: no, really.. Alien hisses and scurries across floorJenna boltsdirector:CUT! Alien:??? Balto (to himself): Wrong movie... third time this week... last time flipper showed up under the lake ice instead of the bears.. *sigh*.Balto: Wrong set. Your down the hall and to the left. Alien: But I checked the credits, James Horner is composing the soundtrack... Balto sighsBalto: Look around you, underground, in Alaska, in 1925. Seriously. Alien scurries out the door  . director: Someone go get Jenna... and lock the door. We've set a record for largest amount of film used for an hour and 1/2 long movie... Lol that turned out way longer than I expected
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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 1:55 am |
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Balto-the-WOlf-Dog wrote: Mind if I join? Balto and Jenna are below hospitalJenna: it's so gloomy down here... Balto brushes away spiderwebJenna: did you here that? Balto checks scriptdirector:??? Balto: Jenna, lines? jenna: no, really.. Alien hisses and scurries across floorJenna boltsdirector:CUT! Alien:??? Balto (to himself): Wrong movie... third time this week... last time flipper showed up under the lake ice instead of the bears.. *sigh*.Balto: Wrong set. Your down the hall and to the left. Alien: But I checked the credits, James Horner is composing the soundtrack... Balto sighsBalto: Look around you, underground, in Alaska, in 1925. Seriously. Alien scurries out the door . director: Someone go get Jenna... and lock the door. We've set a record for largest amount of film used for an hour and 1/2 long movie... Lol that turned out way longer than I expected XD I lOVED that one! Friggin hilarious!
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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:26 am |
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Skulblaka_Shur'tugal wrote: (From Apollo 13) *note: Keven Bacon played Jack Swigert and Balto*
Houston: An excellent show, Odyssey.
Swigert: Thank you very much, Jenna--er, Houston.
Director: CUT!!!! (to Swigert) Stop showing your love toward Jenna! That movie doesn't even come out for another four months!
Swigert: Sorry, okay!
Lovell: Houston, we're having a problem... lolololololololol LOVE THAT ONE!
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Post subject: Re: Balto: What You Didn't See In The Movie Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2008 11:53 am |
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Boris: You go out there, you will die like a wolf!
Balto: Dog! I'm a dog!
Boris: Yeah, on which planet?
Balto: *glaring* Stop it, you goose! Either you call me a dog, or I will eat you this thanksgiving.
Boris: *raising fists* Oh, I'd like to see you try!
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