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Old or not, it's a funny joke. I've heard it before myself, and don't mind them posting it. It also gives those who actually haven't heard it to laugh.

And just posting "Old." could be considered spam too I believe, not to mention it starts stuff. Bad stuff.

Say the joke once, it's funny. Say it twice, it can still be funny. Tree times is pushing it, and 5 billionth time is really dull.

Well, at the moment, my hoard of jokes seems to escape my mind.... I literally can't think of anything, apart from these off the top of my head-

I thought I'd add my own blonde joke XD....

There were 10 survivors of a plane that had crashed in the sea, 10 blondes, and 1 brunette. And they were all clinging on to a rope ladder suspended from a helicopter that was air-lifting them to safety. Suddenly the pilots gave them rather distressing news, one of them would have to let go and make the weight lighter, or the ladder would snap and they would all drown. Eventually, after much arguing,the brunette volunteered to do it. She went into a long, heart-warming speech about how she was sacrificing herself for the greater good,and when she had finally finished . . .

All the blondes started clapping!!


A simple joke that always makes me giggle...

There were two brownies in an oven, one said "Gee, it sure is getting hot in here." And the other one screamed "OMYGOSHATALKING BROWNIE!!"

And another one I got from a card....

A grumpy old couple were having dinner at a restaurant. The waiter came up presently and asked the woman what she wantes to order, she replied - "Roast chicken."
"Excellent madam, and the vegetable?"
"He'll have the same."

Balto Friend told me this one, so he might have a better version to post at some point.

Signs Your Coffee Habit is Out of Control:

* You are employee of the month at the local Starbucks, and you don't even work there.
* Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
* The only time you hold still is during an earthquake.
* You want to be cremated when you die so you can spend eternity in a coffee can.
* You ski uphill.

Lol.




What is the worst thing to hear on X Factor (UK)?

And the winner of The X Factor 2009 is.......


JOHN & EDWARD!

Err... No.

A man saw an advertisement that said "Cruise, $100." He couldn't believe it, so he went to the address and asked, "You really giving a cruise for $100?"
"Yep," said the man behind the desk, "But it's gotta be in cash up front."
The excited customer whipped out his wallet and began counting out bills, but the moment he hit $100 somebody came up behind him and clubbed him out cold.
When he came to he was floating down the river in a barrel adorned with stamps and stickers from different countries. Another man came floating along in a similarly decorated barrel. "Do they serve lunch on this cruise?" asked the first man.
The newcomer shrugged. "They didn't last year."

Two houses stood side by side each other. One house said to the other one, "my son has gone into the medical field."
"That's amazing," said the other one. "Is he a doctor."
"No," said the other house. "A hospital."

Here are some links to one of my favorite comedians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8hulZ-6Oh0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MdVx6UY ... re=related

Bassist, I found it funny in the "Oh no" style of comedy; it's funny as long as it's not serious. Like slapstick.

As for what I said about your post, I'm standing on the authority of the site rules. You will be reported for both your violating posts. And we are not discussing that here; it's not a funny story at all, as I'm sure he would agree, and it would turn this topic into a flame war, which would get it closed, which I don't think anyone wants.

(from a moderator: This issue has been fixed. Please carry on.)

And while I'm reminding people about rules, Conay, I did ask that participants be nice to one another. Roi's joke may be old to you, but it evidently wasn't to him. Please cut him some slack.

It wasn't actually my joke, I was just voicing my opinion really. But thanks for backing me up Dragon Tamer