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Post subject: Re: Comedy  Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:00 pm |
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Hunterthewolf001 wrote: I'm a blonde, but I found this blonde joke hilarious:
There are three girls stranded on an island: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette tries to swim back to shore, and swims 5 miles, then drowns. Then the redhead tries, and makes it 10 miles, but she drowns too. Then finally the blonde tries. She swims 15 miles, and can almost practically touch the shore. Then she says "Im tired," and turns back! XD
Then I heard this one at camp:
There are three men: one chinese guy, one japanese guy, and one american guy. They all went to eat on the roof of the building they worked in. They opened their lunches. The chinese guy said, "Man, if I get noodles in my lunch one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building!" Then the japanese guy says, "Man, if I get sushi in my lunch one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building!" Then, the american guy says, "Man if I get peanut butter and jelly in my lunch one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building!" The next day, when they went to go eat their lunches, the chinese guy got noodles, the japanese guys got sushi, and the american guy got peanut butter and jelly. They all jumped off the building. At the funeral, the chinese and japense guys' mothers felt so bad for packing the lunches, and were crying; everyone was looking at them, making them feel guilty. Then they looked at the american guy's mother and she said, "Don't look at me! He packed his own lunches!"
lol. XD Lol yeah, I've heard the first one before (some variation of it) but the second one made me LOL.
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 7:11 pm |
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VividEnigma wrote: Hunterthewolf001 wrote: I'm a blonde, but I found this blonde joke hilarious:
There are three girls stranded on an island: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette tries to swim back to shore, and swims 5 miles, then drowns. Then the redhead tries, and makes it 10 miles, but she drowns too. Then finally the blonde tries. She swims 15 miles, and can almost practically touch the shore. Then she says "Im tired," and turns back! XD
Then I heard this one at camp:
There are three men: one chinese guy, one japanese guy, and one american guy. They all went to eat on the roof of the building they worked in. They opened their lunches. The chinese guy said, "Man, if I get noodles in my lunch one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building!" Then the japanese guy says, "Man, if I get sushi in my lunch one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building!" Then, the american guy says, "Man if I get peanut butter and jelly in my lunch one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building!" The next day, when they went to go eat their lunches, the chinese guy got noodles, the japanese guys got sushi, and the american guy got peanut butter and jelly. They all jumped off the building. At the funeral, the chinese and japense guys' mothers felt so bad for packing the lunches, and were crying; everyone was looking at them, making them feel guilty. Then they looked at the american guy's mother and she said, "Don't look at me! He packed his own lunches!"
lol. XD Lol yeah, I've heard the first one before (some variation of it) but the second one made me LOL. Same here.
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 4:18 pm |
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I'm surprised this topic has been left for around a month now... Here are a few jokes from "Mock the Week" on BBC2 I found funny: "Next to News 24, I'm going to punch a zebra. *shrug* Who cares? Nobody's watching" "Here children as young as 8 are forced to earn their own living *look down* MORE POLISH! MORE POLISH! I WANT TO SEE MY FACE!" "Even amongst the devastation of this Earth Quake, there are still story's of hope; I found a man's wallet! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Fk7MFHd1UA few more video's I love: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o60W286c ... annel_pagehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RP1mtIuv ... annel_pageEDIT:// Another comment I liked: "The Daily Mail, racist in public so you do't have to be."
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:17 pm |
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Person 1: "Knock, Knock"
Person 2: "Who's There?"
Person 1: "No one"
Person 2: "No one who?"
Person 1: ... (doesn't say anything)
Person 2: "No one who??"
Person 1: ...
LOL. I find that hilarious.
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:22 pm |
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Hunterthewolf001 wrote: Person 1: "Knock, Knock"
Person 2: "Who's There?"
Person 1: "No one"
Person 2: "No one who?"
Person 1: ... (doesn't say anything)
Person 2: "No one who??"
Person 1: ...
LOL. I find that hilarious. I don't think I got it. 
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:23 am |
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Alpha Aleu wrote: Hunterthewolf001 wrote: Person 1: "Knock, Knock"
Person 2: "Who's There?"
Person 1: "No one"
Person 2: "No one who?"
Person 1: ... (doesn't say anything)
Person 2: "No one who??"
Person 1: ...
LOL. I find that hilarious. I don't think I got it. 'Tis simple A.A., no one's there, so person one doesn't say anything. lol, I get it 
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:04 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 5:42 pm |
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Here's one at school my friend told me: "Okay, so one day a blond girl came to school with headphones on.The teacher said 'Please take off the headphones' and the girl said 'No I can't' and the teacher said 'You have to. Take them off now.' The girl still refused,so then the teacher came over and the teacher took the headphones off. Then the girl stood there like this:  and then she died." Then I said: "Why'd she die?" and my friend said: "Because the song the girl was listening to was saying 'Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out....' " And I was like: "  " xD
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:38 am |
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thelionpride556 wrote: Here's one at school my friend told me: "Okay, so one day a blond girl came to school with headphones on.The teacher said 'Please take off the headphones' and the girl said 'No I can't' and the teacher said 'You have to. Take them off now.' The girl still refused,so then the teacher came over and the teacher took the headphones off. Then the girl stood there like this: and then she died." Then I said: "Why'd she die?" and my friend said: "Because the song the girl was listening to was saying 'Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out....' " And I was like: " " xD Old.
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:52 am |
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Conay wrote: thelionpride556 wrote: Here's one at school my friend told me: "Okay, so one day a blond girl came to school with headphones on.The teacher said 'Please take off the headphones' and the girl said 'No I can't' and the teacher said 'You have to. Take them off now.' The girl still refused,so then the teacher came over and the teacher took the headphones off. Then the girl stood there like this: and then she died." Then I said: "Why'd she die?" and my friend said: "Because the song the girl was listening to was saying 'Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out....' " And I was like: " " xD Old. Well, it was new to me. I had never heard it. I'm only 10. 
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:08 am |
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thelionpride556 wrote: Conay wrote: thelionpride556 wrote: Here's one at school my friend told me: "Okay, so one day a blond girl came to school with headphones on.The teacher said 'Please take off the headphones' and the girl said 'No I can't' and the teacher said 'You have to. Take them off now.' The girl still refused,so then the teacher came over and the teacher took the headphones off. Then the girl stood there like this: and then she died." Then I said: "Why'd she die?" and my friend said: "Because the song the girl was listening to was saying 'Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out....' " And I was like: " " xD Old. Well, it was new to me. I had never heard it. I'm only 10. Well, 10 or not. This joke was probably one of the first blonde jokes around.
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