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Come to the Pirates Bar!We sell rum,poison apples,drunk pirates and we're sure you'll be thrown off a table or two!

Jack: Everyone in the world, you know what I want I want pears, yes you heard me right pears. A pear is an apple well not quite an apple more like a peach, or maybe the Holy Cow? Yes thats it! Will get the camras stoped and record that in world history!
Will: Jack, remmber this is a brodcast telling perople that pens are on sale at Wal Mart!
Jack: Sushi and mangos will RULE!

Jack: Ummmm..... *Chews on the apple discustingly quick* These apples are lovely! Where can I get some?
Gibbs: Er Jack, those are tennis balls.
Jack: *Glances at tennis ball* Meh *Eats more*

Jack: Eats the apple and the stands up knocking over the other apples. Oops sorry mate.
Gibbs: Looks at Jack, What are you doing to Barbossa's apples?
Jack: looked at Gibbs, I am collecting them for him
Gibbs: Rolls his eyes
Jack: I wish I had some rum right now

Jack: Oh yes, all you fangirls out there. . . I am one hot potato.
Ohyesvery.

Ok, the winner is:

~*~*~*~* Howling Shadow Wolf *~*~*~*~

So random....and so funny OMG!!! Hahaha!
Lets get goin once again!

Jack: What in the world?
Barbossa: *laughing his head off*
Jack: You had too many apples.
Barbossa: You had too many rum bottles
Jack: You smell funny
Barbossa: *stops laughing and gets another apple*
Jacl: I told you, the Curse of the Apple Pearl!

Ooh I'm changing my caption!

Barbossa: Come on Jack! Marry me!!!!!! Please please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Imagine the children! They would be beautiful! *Is crying hysterically but looks like laughing*
Jack: Er.... *Thinks then notices edge. Looks at Barbossa sweetly and when Barbossa was about to hug him he pushed Barbossa into the water* Well that's another target out of the way from Captain Jack Sparrow *Batman theme music*

Barbossa: Say a word, any word!
Jack: Any random word?
Barbossa: Of course, mate!
Jack: Okay...toaster!
Barbossa: *bursts out laughing, and can't stop* *doubles over* *falls to the ground and crumples into a laughing heap* Hee hee hee! Hahaha! Toaster! He said toaster! *hysterical laughter* HA hahahaha!
Jack: *stares* Well, I guess that solves the Mystery of My Missing Rum Bottles, mate. *tips Barbossa over the edge*
Barbossa: *keeps laughing even as he hits the water*

Barbosa: And you see Jack that is why you should never wear you panties in a bunch.
Jack: Uh huh, so you saying that if I get stuck on the swing set agin that i souldent secream "HELP ME! I SCARED OF HIGHTS AND DOLLIES!" ?
Barbnosa: NO NO NO NO NO! Were you even listingin I sadi we must take aciton the faite of th echicken in in our hands!
Will: *Stops the video* So in conlusion peoples never put rum in Barbosas coffe agin and if you doo don't hage him and jack start a converstaion.
Random Person: Now can we hide the rum?

The winner is MOST DEFFINATLY:

~*~*~*~* redwolf03 *~*~*~*~

HAHAHA...sounds like me...I'll laugh at ANY random word...like pudding....tee-hee!

Ok, here we go! YAYA! GOOD LUCK MY GOOD PEOPLE... !

Hehehe...as a matter of fact, I have a caption for this one:

Jack: "Oh no...the brownies! THEY'RE RUINED....NOOOOOOOOO!"
lol...ok go ahead! Carry on!

jack: The muffin mix says min in fingers. My fingers! NO! MY fingers are gone!

Jack: The rum!!!!!!!!!!! If you die I must go with you! *Jumps into the water where the rum bottles are drowning. Is savouring the rum until he drowns*

Jack (Looking down into water): "No!"
Will (Below Jack in boat): "Come on Jack, you can do it! Just jump!"
J: "I can't!"
W: "Why? Don't tell me, after all I've seen you do, you can't jump four feet into a boat!"
J: "It's not that... it's... it's...!" Looks back into bright flames, as fire signal goes up higher, for someone to see/save them from island: "MY RUM!!!"

jack: *gasps* OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
will: what???!!!! what is it jack???????? did something bad happen???!!!!!! did u leave yur pistol on the island, and now it's burnt??????
elizabeth: did u forget yur hat??? yur rum???!!!....i know how important that is 2 u...
jack: no...and no
will: well....WAIT!!!!!!!! did u leave yur mind in the ground??? *laughs a little* *mumbles* we don't have 2 worry about that...it was already gone.
jack: no! EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!
will and elizabeth: WHAT!!!!!!!!!???????
jack: i left the sprinklers on!!!!!!!!!! *gasp*