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from Numb3rs, first episode

Charlie:" Everything is numbers" <3

From Star Wars Episode Two

See Threepio:Artoo,please be careful,you're singeing my circuits.

Tropic Thunder "I don't read the script, the script reads me." -Sargeant

Grandpa from the Princess Bride: Back in my day television was called books.

Gaberial Iglesias Hot And Fluffy- I used to say that there are five levels of fatness, the reason i say used to cause now there's six, and those are Big, Healthy, husky, fluffy and *****, and people ask me what can be bigger than *****? the new level is called Aw Hell No, Whats the difference your still willing to work with level 5. Example if your on an elevator and your with your friend aand this really big guy gets on and you and your friend look at each other and your like *****, but you still let the big guy ride your elevator that's the difference. Level 6 you see walking towards your elevator, (Monsterous noise he looks) Aw Hell No(Pushes button while doing so...Monsterous nosie) NO (Monsterous noise while pushing button) No (Kicks) that's the difference. the guy that i meet was 6ft 8 614 pounds.

I recently watched Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs, and I gotta say, it was a lot funnier this second time around. XD

SID: I say they're vegetarian, you say GRRR. I say can we talk about this, you say GRRR. I don't call that communication.

TYRANNOSAURUS: -growls in his face-

SID: See? That's your answer to everything.

From Firefly... I could list quotes from it all day, mainly because Nathan Fillion can make anything funny.
Mal: Now think real hard. You been bird-doggin' this township awhile now. They wouldn't mind a corpse of you. Now, you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.

Mal: This is the captain. We have a lil' problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight…turbulence, and then…explode.

Wash: This landing could get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define 'interesting.'
Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?[/i]


From Bones, season one.
Booth: You're a smartass, you know that?
Brennan: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, though that has nothing to do with my ***.[/i]

All Dogs go to Heaven

Charlie: "Hey, wait. That looks like a water main."

Itchy: "Naw, water mains are green. This is red!!!"

Charlie: "Itchy you're color blind. You've always been color blind,"

Itchy: "That's true, but this is green."

Charlie: "Its red"

Itchy: "Red?"

From "National Treasure":

Riley: "Can somebody please tell me what these magic numbers mean?"

Abigail: "It's an ottendorf cifer*"

Riley: "Oh, okay. What's an ottendorf cifer?"

*Not sure if I spelled "ottendorf cifer" correctly!

Nala:Ha!,pinned ya!

Simba:Hey,let me up!

Nala:Pinned ya again!

@celtic kiara: Nice!

From Hannah Montana (say what you want, but to me the show is getting funny)

*Jackson finishes talking to Miley and answers the door*

Friend: "Alright dude, *holds up a cheat sheet* try not to lose this one."

Jackson: "*whispers* What part of 'leave it at Rico's' didn't you understand?"

Friend: "Do you want it or not?"

Jackson: "*Says loudly so Miley hears* NO SIR I DO NOT! *whispers* Ailboxmay"

Friend: "What?"

Jackson: "Ailboxmay"

Friend: "What?"

Jackson: "Just leave it in the mailbox!!"

*Jackson closes the door and waits in silence a few seconds*

Jackson: *To Miley*"Hey, I think I'm going to go check the mail."

Miley: "Now I see why you had to cheat; You are unbelievably oopidstay!"

Jackson: "What?"

Miley: "Oopidstay?"


Jackson: "Excuse me?"


Miley: "YOU ARE STOOPID!"

Haha! Makes me laugh every tiime!

Erm, that's C3PO and R2D2...

My favorite quotes from Wolverine:

Wolverine: "You point me in the right direction, then you get the hell out of my way."

Wolverine: "I'm nothing like you."
Victor: "Sure you are, you just don't know it yet."

Victor: "We're brothers, Jimmy, and brothers look out for each other."

Stryker: "Embrace the other side... become the animal."

from Black Hawk Down

Pvt: Their shooting at us their shooting at us!!

Sgt: Well shoot back!

From The Land Before Time:

"Some things you see with your eyes. Others, you see with your heart."
--Littlefoot's mother

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Oh my gosh, I just love that quote. It's so amazing and so very true. ^^

"Life is like a box of chocolates. Ya never know which one you gonna get." Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump