The Balto Source Job Interviews

Axel_Silverwolf · **Joined:** Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:49 am **Posts:** 1068

These are funny Zorro...can I be next please? I know I'm asking for it... :lol:

Axel_Silverwolf · **Joined:** Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:49 am **Posts:** 1068

Nick.....the one with Steet was funny..... :lol:

Gold Wolf · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:23 am

Since you never did any fanfics about me,can I be next? :wink:

WildcatsGal · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:20 pm

Dingo wrote:

XDDD I've only read the steet one so far, and it was hilarious. And the Chinese person strikes again!! (*cough*whitewolf*cough* XD)

Stop making fun of him

UKthewhitewolf · **Posted:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:05 pm

Dingo wrote:

LP Fanatic wrote:

Dingo wrote:

XDDD I've only read the steet one so far, and it was hilarious. And the Chinese person strikes again!! (*cough*whitewolf*cough* XD)

Stop making fun of him

Whitewolf's a girl...and she knows that it's all just in good fun. Er...right, Whitewolf? lol

Yeah I know it's all for fun, funny too...*stares at sky* (whispering) Why did I say that?...

(deleted user) · **Posted:** Tue Aug 22, 2006 8:07 am

AXEL WHITEWOLF

(I have a bandage on my head, I'm muttering angrily as I repair the lamp! ONCE AGAIN! I fall off the chair with a thud as the door bangs)

ME: OW!! Come in, whoever you are! (Axel walks in, he looks at the mess from the lamp and coffee on the floor)
AXEL: What the heck happened here?
ME: (Climbing onto the desk) Nothing like a little disorder! (Axel raises an eyebrow)
AXEL: (Grabbing a cigar) Got Balto Source yet?
ME: Got a job yet?
AXEL: (Dangerously) Yep, I have! (Draws a Magnum .53 - the most powerful gun in the world - and loads it! I gulp nervously and starts to sweat) I'm a crime lord!
ME (Secretly drawing my mobile) Good for you! (Dials 9-9-9)
OPERATAR: 999! (I groan)
ME: I gotta go to the bathroom! (I sneak to the toilet innocently and speak down the phone) Poilce please!
POLICE: Hello? May I help you?
ME: Yes you will! There's a man in my job interview with a Magnum!
POLICE: Wait a minute! Did you say 'job interview?'
ME: Yeah!
POLICE: H-ello, Zorro!
ME: D-Doby? (Suddenly cheering up) Ah, so you managed to get in the police force?
DOBY: Yeah. No thanks to you!
ME: C'mon, can't you take a joke?
DOBY: GRR! I'll leave you and your so-called interview! (She hangs up!)
ME: Aww, rats! (I come back out, Axel is playing with the gun)
AXEL: You didn't flush the chain!
ME: Oh, false call!
AXEL: I see! (Points the gun at my head!) If I don't get Balto Source by the end of the month! I can promise, there's a bullet with your name on it in this chamber!
ME: W-what's left of it after all those WDV's! (I laugh nervously, Axel raises his eyebrow again) Careful with that itchy trigger finger!
AXEL: I think we've got a LOT of talking to do!
ME: Gonna get the gun away from my head? (Sarafina Fanatic walks in)
SARAFINA: Zorro... I... Errr... Oh dear! (Axel looks at him for a few minutes)
ME: Meeting's cancelled, mate! J-just go!
SARAFINA: No way! I want my interview!
AXEL: We're talking! Take poor Zorro's advice, sport! (He points the gun at poor Sarafina! I roll my eyes, one less thing to worry about now!)
SARAFINA: Blow me! (He dives on Axel, the gun fires at the lamp. It falls on my head!)
ME: Ow!!
AXEL: With pleasure!
ME: I'm outta here! (I run to the door)
AXEL: ZORRO! (He shoots at me but misses!)
ME: See ya! And, by the way, you missed! (I run down the corridor, grabbing a newspaper from Steet who's waiting outside an English learning centre) I think I'll need a new job and a new house!
STEET: Hey! (I run out the door, Axel points the gun at me out the window. Sarafina is watching from the roof. He fires, it nearly hits my on the foot)
ME: OW! You can forget about a job interview, pal! You need a bloody medical session! (I run out of the parking.) At least a lamp won't hit me anymore! (A street lamp falls on my head) OW!!