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-You wonder what a werewolf's laugh sounds like.
-You wonder how easy it would be to pierce the skull between a werewolf's eyes.
-You wonder if a dead werewolf would make a good meal once cooked.
-You scoff at the easily wounded humans in your stories and say "Suck it up already! Beziar was wounded like that and carried on for three days!"
-One of the first things you do upon seeing a good artist's work is say "Man, -name- would look so awesome in this person's style."
-You frequent a topic called "You Know You're Writing Fantasy When..."

You resemble the sub-human troglodyte villans you write about

- You carry a sword with you whenever (legally) possible. Bomus points if you use it to do tasks such as reach for things or close cabinets. (guilty)
- You have thought about painting a sword blade glow-in-the-dark and giving it an Elvish name (or something in simple English, like "Sting").

You imagine your characters taking key roles in submarine movies that you have seen, as well as other war movies. Not necessarily human characters, either. Mine are wolves.

A little far-fetched, but I am guilty of it.

You are fluent in the language of the elves, ents, and orcs, but your lips have never touched a human woman's. (sadly me)

Be patient. Good things come to those who wait (and pray).

I was just joking. I'm in no rush to get a girlfriend. It would be nice, but I'm not looking. My mom says they rot the brain.

Your mom's a smart lady.

The wrong ones will, but the right kind of girl will be a help and an encouragement to greater things than you could imagine.

I know what you guys mean. The fact is, even though I'm a senior in high school, I just feel to young to be dating. The way I see it only two things can happen. One, the two of you break up. And two, the two of you get married. There is no middle ground. One of the two is bound to happen.

True enough. Well, back on topic...

You know you're writing fantasy when someone is after your character's blood, and it's not a vampire.

Lol, this is a great topic

You know you're writing fantasy when...
*You go through the dictionary, look at every word, and think up a word that means the same thing in another creatures language (dragons, elves) (guilty)
*You have very intricate conversations in your head with your characters, and then when your friend asks you a question while you are doing this you say the answer to your characters question rather than your friends
*You get your friends to make characters, and then imagine them with your characters in an adventure (guilty of the first bit)
*Seeing your characters outside your head
*Any chance you get to write a story, all your characters come to mind as the cast

All I got so far

You know you're writing fantasy when the only songs you listen to are the Bron-Y-Aur Stomp, Ramble On, and Misty Mountain Hop. (Me, by the way Led Zeppelin ROCKS!)

What do random songs have to do with Fantasy...?

-You know you're writing fantasy when you spend hours on end trying to figure out a way for werewolves to have a mandatory transformation with three moons instead of one, and end up wondering wither those moons can be made up of substances that effect the transformation.

When they're all about The Lord Of The Rings.