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lol, I always loved Dark Helmet! I think this is my fav quote from him: "Only one man would dare give me the raspberry...*helmet goes down* LONE STARR! *smashes into camera*"

Another quote I particularly like is from The Mist, from Ollie, the store owner. It went somewhat like: "As a species, we're fundamentally insane. We destroy the environment and try to find new reasons to kill each other. Why do you think we invented politics and religion?"

Two of my favorite quotes from Johnny Depp:
"All that and not a single drop of rum!" as Jack Sparrow
"Everything in this room is edible, even I'm edible. But that is called 'cannibalism', dear children, and is frowned upon in most societies."

Wow, I've never seen that, but truer words were never spoken!

Now, the wisest thing Fred Mertz has ever said: "Honeybunch, if nature had intended for you to have a fur coat, you'd have been born with one!"

Here's a powerful quote, if you ask me. It's from Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

King Theoden: "No parent should have to bury their child."

Here's another one, more comedic, from that movie: (I don't know who did the first action, so I'm guessing)

Aragorn: *throws a spear, killing an warg in front of Gimli*
Gimli: That one counts as mine!

Here's another two I like from Lord of the Rings: Return of the King:

Gimli (To Legolas, before the second half of the Battle of Pellenor Fields): There are plenty for the both of us, may the best dwarf win.

Legolas: *fires an arrow from on top of a Mumakill, hitting its head, killing it. He slides down the collapsing thing in front of Gimli*
Gimli: That still only counts as one!

Another quote I like is this one, from "Scream". This happens as two characters are watching a live feed from a hidden camera inside the house of this guy who's watching a scary movie, while at the same time the in the actual movie, the killer is raising a knife above him:

Guy in the house (to the TV): Turn around, you idiot, turn around!

Characters watching the live feed: Turn around, turn around!

Another funny one from "Spaceballs":

Lord Helmet: "No! You got their stunt doubles!"
That was the most random thing that happened/was said in any movie, if you ask me...

"Mr. Humphries will move up and we shall have to find a new Mr. Lucas."
"What a terrible thought."

Mr. Rumbold and Captain Peacock, "Are you being served?"

"You know what they say about Vodka, Mrs. Slocombe, one's alright, two's the most, three under the table, four under the host."
"Oh! Mr. Humphries! What will you say next?"
"Mr. Rumbold's the host."

Mr. Humphries and Mrs. Slocombe, "Are you being served?"

From Jaws.

Hooper:That's a twenty footer.

Quint:Twenty-five,three tons of him.

I got a new one^^

Riley(National Treasure 2): "There are two Statue of Liberties?"

Chuck: Okay, think like a gay guy.

Larry: Hey, look at these! Maxi Pads!

Chuck: What, we have vaginas now?!

Anakin:General Grievous,you're much shorter than I expected.

General Grievous:Jedi scum!

Obi-Wan:We've got a job to do Anakin,try not to upset him.

(Otto opens the safe, but nothing is in there.)

Otto: Okay...okay....DISAPPOINTED!!!!!!!! Son of a [censor]! What do you have to do in this life to make people trust you???!!!!!

.......

(Otto shoots the safe)

Wanda: What are you doing?!

Otto: I'm thinking!


Otto & Wanda, "A Fish Called Wanda" (1988)

Darth Sidious:Execute order sixty-six.

Rumbo: Yeah, It's kind of a mental thing, you know?

"Fluke" (1995)

Miracle Max: Go away! Or I'll call the Brute Squad!
Fezzik: I'm ON the Brute Squad.
Miracle Max: You ARE the Brute Squad.
-Princess Bride

Vizzini: Inconcievable!
Inigo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
-Princess Bride