Stupid funny things you've done

Chaos · **Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:06 pm

Hm.. well if I typed them all out, I could probably make a novel out of it XD. Here's one of my most recent ones: I was out bikeriding with a few of my friends and we found this messed up sidewalk with a curb that was perfect for jumping. Of course, they forced me to go first and test it out. I was goin full speed at the curb, when all of a sudden, I hit something (probably a rock) and just went flying. It was fun a first... well until I hit that tree XD. I was pretty close to breaking a limb, but luckily, its all just a funny memory. My friends had the decency to ask if I was alright then just brust out laughing and commenting that I looked like a chicken trying to fly XD.

Canis Lupus · **Posted:** Tue Jul 17, 2007 2:32 pm

I was seven years old when I went on holiday to Boston. I was at a shop where you could buy glassware. I had my eye on this glass cup, so I removed it from the shelf to examine it.
Unfortunately, this cup was supporting a huge platform stacked with about thirty bottles of white wine/champagne. The whole thing came crashing to the floor right in front of me. Of course, I started crying. Then the store owner gave me a lolly!

Squival · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:13 am

Canis Lupus wrote:

I was seven years old when I went on holiday to Boston. I was at a shop where you could buy glassware. I had my eye on this glass cup, so I removed it from the shelf to examine it.
Unfortunately, this cup was supporting a huge platform stacked with about thirty bottles of white wine/champagne. The whole thing came crashing to the floor right in front of me. Of course, I started crying. Then the store owner gave me a lolly!

Haha gutted, I think at that age (or any other) my parents would have killed me. At least you got a lolly out of it

Definelty worth it

Kari · **Posted:** Wed Jul 18, 2007 9:50 am

I am the queen of stupid things.

This one time, I got on this uber-hardcore ride at an amusement park. It was called the Springshot and it's where you sit in a ball and two strings shoot you up into the air. So, I got on it. And as soon as it started, I started screaming every obscenity I knew while my uncle (who was sitting next to me) just laughed at me.

Oh well. It was still fun. XD

Tikaani Strike · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2007 4:11 pm

Let's see....

When I was in Ireland on holiday, I was running around in Dublin like a chicken with it's head cut off....chasing a bus. Yes, a bus. And while I was runnnig by, waving like an idiot, I failed to notice the big green BOX quickly approching. BOOM! I run straight into it.
Later that night, I ran into a fence chasing ANOTHER bus. Ouch.
My twin sister and my dad also tripped on a bench the same vacation. haha, my family is so uncoordinated.

Panic_Wolf · **Posted:** Thu Jul 19, 2007 5:23 pm

Here's another bit of information that I call a story, but you can decide.

My friend and I were just done riding our horses and were ready to dismount. I walked Skeeter next to a jump and tried an "Australian dismount" and I ended up falling right off my horse on top of the jump. Skeeter (my horse) just looked at me like I was completely nuts and Danni couldn't stop laughing.

And, when I was in Band class, I had been pretty good about keeping the fact that I go to the Learning Disability Center mum, and then our director announced that we had to miss first period. My response?
"OH CRUD NO SCANLAN!"

So much for that secret...lol

And, when I was in pit band rehersal, the kids at my school aren't country's biggest fans. So, at the ONE moment that there was silence, a cell phone goes off. I turned to my friend Amy and was like "who's loser's phone is that?" Then I listened to it. "Oh crap it's mine." My Brad Pasiely ringtone had gone off, and everyone heard it. My other friend Anthony STILL doesn't let me forget it.

Ashur · **Posted:** Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:32 pm

Lol, one day in kindergarten ((it was either kindergarten or grade 1)), I felt really REALLY sick during class, but foolishly ignored it. So I was sitting in class, waiting for the end of the day, when suddenly, I felt the urge to...release the food inside my belly aka throw up. So I quickly did the washroom sign ((I had to put my hand up like a 'W', which I thought was stupid, but atleast it got me to the bathroom, lol)). The teacher let me go to the washroom and I bolted out the door. Unfortunatley, I spewed my lunch in the hallway right next to the washroom. I looked at the barf, shrugged, checked if I had anything on me, then walked back to the classroom as if nothing had happened :lol:

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Another moment happened about a week ago. I was unboarding an airplane and wasn't paying attention to the way I was going, and almost walked onto the place the airport people were unloading the luggage :lol:

. Then, when I was headed in the right direction, I randomly tripped infront of the flight crew. Then I got up and walked away as if I hadn't tripped...but my leg did kinda hurt XD

Tikaani Strike · **Posted:** Mon Jul 23, 2007 9:58 am

Blake...you made me smile. you get a cookie.

Here's somthing that happened last Friday.

So I was at work and my boss was like "Cade, use this hammer and nail a cord into the wall with these nails" and I was like, "Cool." so I went to hammer something. after getting the hang on smashing things into a wall. i put a nail on and while my friends watched, I accidentally missed the wood and went into my finger. Dude, it hurt.
So after my boss and a couple other people made a crudge bandage, one of the peoplr came up and was like, "Cade, use this power drill and drill some holes into a wall." And I was like "Shweet!"
Haha, over the course of friday, i used three different types of hammers, several screwdriver, my power drill, and a funny looking scraper. I'm now an expert at tools! :lol:

And as I type this, one finger is heavily bandanged.

Canis Lupus · **Posted:** Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:08 am

This was something stupid that my brother did, When he was really little, he shoved a sandwich in the video recorder, breaking it permanently. That night, we were robbed and the burglars stole many things, including the video recorder. I would have loved to have seen their faces when they found out there were these squashed bits of bread inside! :lol:

And the other day, I shouted out "I need the toilet!" to practically the whole neighbourhood. I may be thirteen, but I sure don't act like it.

Willows art · **Posted:** Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:42 am

well it was going into a dinosaur museum and nocking off the jaw of a t-rex skull.. i just casually put it back on ..sort of

Kira · **Posted:** Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:23 pm

Okay everyone I'm going to post again in my topic about something my dad did yesterday....My dad was striping the cords for the wire that was inside....well the wire went staright threw my dad's finger and the funny thing is he didn't feel it and there was no blood that isn't really funny but to me it was!

Willows art · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:08 am

a funny thing my friend did once was eat a tic tac.. then an hour later she had a nose bleed and it popped out her nose! she said it was painful..but why do we find others pain so funny?

xxDeadSailingxx · **Posted:** Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:15 pm

The funniest thing? Either that time I used my brother when I was trying to stop while Ice-Skating, when I was practicing stopping and slammed into the board like an old person, OR that time my brother made a joke and I thought I heard something else while drinking flavored water and I started to laugh and it came out my nose and I had the smell of Orange in my nose for a couple minutes..Or hours.. Theirs also the invisible dog :shock:

Quote me if you want to hear that one..

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