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They are nice. I'm going throuh a depression right now.

Steele: and when I get back im gonna fold you have ways and leave you for a cat toy.
Balto: OKAY! thats! I cant work with this guy. He has major issues and his smile is really creepy.
(He turns to the kids in the audience)
Balto: remember kids DONT SMOKE CRACK.
Directer: Why me

Well I can only think of one:

Steele: Touch that box, and I'll tear you apart!
Balto: *Coughs* Jeeze, what did you eat.
Steele: I think it was either the chicken or Dixie....
(Menots theme plays)
Balto:*Sings really off key* 'Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!'

It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life.

Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life.

Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Mentos, the freshmaker!

Director: Man I keep telling you guys to read the frigging script!

Aww man, don't tell me I killed this topic......I new I was never funny.

this whole thread is seriously funny! I can't stop laughing!

I have my one blooper. Read this.

(From 1)

Boris: He's going to freeze a dog to find a city, no, He's going to freeze freeze a city to find a dog, no, He's going to find a freeze to city a, ******, I can't make it in my mind. Not even with a speakbord.
Director: CUT.

Kaltag:....if steele finds you hes gonna turn you into kibble
Balto: you know steele can choke on a pickle for all i care. I hope steele slips on a banana and falls on a coconut.
(Balto's eyes turn goggly and he foams from the mouth)
Balto: so might have slipped some poisen in his coffe cup. mahaha!
(Directer turns green)
Directer: ...gee i wonder...did this cup have a mermaid on it.
Balto: yeah why?
Directer: oh no! (Director falls to the ground)
Balto:...............oops

Wow! Alot of themn are so funny! xDDD

Meh's gonna have a go. May god have mercy on you're souls, even though I don't believe in him xD

Steele: Okay. Nikki, Kaltag, Star move it. We're strappin' up
Balto: Hey, now, just a second here Steele. I was the fastest dog
Steele: You were the fastest...what?! Do you honestly think any musher would ever put you on his team... are you on crack or something?!
Balto: Hey, Steele... this is a kid's movie, remember?!
Steele: I know...I couldn't resist! *lolz*
Balto: *also lolz*
Director: CUT! Now dogs...no matter how funny that was...this IS a kid's movie
Steele: Heh heh...sorry

Sucks... I know, I know...

I might try a few later. Nya nya xD

~ Rebel

kaltag: "you are quickest the sharpest you are the most awesome. blahblahblahblahblahblahblah"
(Nikki turns to star)
Nikki: "isnt this your line?"
Star:"i want to see how long he'll go on"
(Kaltag starts talking so fast his voice becomes chip muckish)
Kaltag:"blahblahblahblahblahblahblah"
(Kaltag turns red and suddenldly explodes)
Director:god, i swear that dog never shut up!
(Kaltags ghost appears)
Kaltags ghost: blahblahblahblahblahblahblah
Steele:o, god, ears bleeding

Hmmmm....

Boris: Get it through your team that they wouldn't put your head... no... Get it through your sled that they wouldn't put your head on the team... NO... GET IT THROUGH THE SLED TEAM THAT THEY WOULDN'T PUT YOUR HEAD ON THE -- oh *beep* this *beep*, I'm going home...

Tee hee. That made ME laugh a little Inspired by Alue26 xDDD

Another go...

Nikki: Good word-play dere Boss!
Kaltag: Y-you are the wittiest, the quickest-- you are the drollest, the cleverest! Th-th-th-th the sharpest! You are the most hilarious-est...
*stares at Star*
Star: *on Nintendo* WOO-HOO!!!! LEVEL 18!!! BOO-YAHHHH!
Nikki: Er... Star... dat was YOUR LINE!
Star: I know. But Kaltag bores me so much!!! So... I wanted to entertain myself! HEE-HEE!
Kaltag: Grrrrrr.... *thwacks Star on the head*
Director: That does it I'm outta here...