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Post subject: Posted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:54 pm |
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Here's a quote from The Santa Clause.
Bernard: Who's causing all the trouble here?
Scott: She is.
Elf: He is.
Bernard: Are we on a coffee break?
Elf: We don't drink coffee.
Bernard: Well I guess the breaks over! Get back to work!
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I know, a really creative name for a scorpion... I was ten, okay?
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redwolf03
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 11:01 am |
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Joined: Wed Jun 07, 2006 3:53 pm Posts: 352 Location: Why do you want to know?? STAULKER!!
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Happy Feet
(in response to Mumble's singing)
Ramon: Yeah, I heard an animal make a noise like that once. But then they rolled it over and said it was dead.
Penguin 1: Why are you hugging me?
Ramon: He told me to.
Penguin 1: Get off!
Ramon: No, you like it.
Ramon: Let me tell something to you. Come closer. No, closer...Don't be afraid.
(penguins are being hunted by killer whales)
Penguin 1: He wants to make appe-teasers out of us!
Penguin 2: He's appe-teasing us!
(all the penguins laugh)
(awkward silence)
Penguin 3: We're all gonna die.
I love Happy Feet!
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sunkissin
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:55 pm |
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Joined: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:40 am Posts: 3218 Location: Scotland
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All these ones cracked me up:
Balto:
Muk: *mumbles*
Luk: He said-
Boris: Where is he going? He's going into freezing coldness to find a dog he doesn't like to bring medicine back to a town that doesn't like him! Oh NO! I'm beginning to understand the bear! O-ho-hoy!
Luk: Uncle Booooorrrrrrriiiiiiis!
Boris: Oh no!
Balto: How sweet. 'Unlce Boris'
Kaltag: You are the wittiest, the quickest, y-you are the drollest, the cleverest! Th-th-th-th-the sharpest! You're the most hilarious-est-
Star: YOU CRACK ME UP!!! *laughing fit*
Kaltag: *whacks him on the head*
Star: Hoo-hoo-haa-haa...woo-pee! *faints*

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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:30 pm |
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Panic_Wolf wrote: "Fat guy in a little coat" Chris Farley (Tommy Boy)
OMG! haha I love that. XD
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CarribbeanLady
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 6:15 pm |
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Joined: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:44 am Posts: 1139 Location: Canada Eh?
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Muk-*does his sound*
Boris-He said what?
Luk-Oh the shame of a polar bear who fears the water.No wonder we are shunned by out fellow bear.Woe is us!Its what he said.Kinda pathetic really.
Boris-With you two and Balto around here its like Dosqoyeky(sorry I don't know how to spell it)novel!
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