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The winner iiiiiiiis:

~*~*~* GreyWolf101 *~*~*~

CONGRATS!!!
Here we go...again!

Jack: *Stalling* Did you know that you have the most prettiest eyes I have ever seen? *Sweet voice*

Person: To be hanged for the fallowing reasons; for asulting saiolders of the queens army, tacking the general hostage, and stelling all of the rum form the citazins of this area. Do you have anything to say for yourself.
Jack: *druncken* So I won! Yeah I won! I WON!
Person: Uh, sure thats great, now.........
Jack: *Jumping up and down* hey every one I won! I really won. Now let me give a speech.
Person: Sure.......
Jack: *real drunk* I Ack Spuro is happy to acept the Miss America contest. None of you know how happy i am to be here. But I would like to thank my hair dresser Norington, my makeup person Gibbs, and my dress maker and syciotrist, Will Turner. *Starts Crying Uncontolably* Thank you thank you America and Mom your a great crowed thats about to hange me!

Person: I hear by sentice Jack Sparrow
Jack: CAPTAIN
Will: CAPTAIN
Liz: CAPTAIN
All(Jack, Will, Liz): Jack Sparrow
Person: Right, where is his ship?
Will: Its over tehre
Person: Ok, anyway
Jack: looks away and smiles, Got any rum mate?

Ok, the winner is:

~*~*~* GreyWolf101 *~*~*~

OMG, yours was so funny....hahahahaha! GREAT STUFF THERE!
Ok, lets go again, LETS GO AGAIN! WEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jack: ARGH!!! I thought you said the tightrope was fastened!!!!
Will: I did? oops, I meant it was'nt! *laughs*
Jack: This is the day you will always remember as the day I Ki.....*falls off rope into sea*

Jack: This ship's rope is breaking! I thought the British Navy was the best in the world!
Commodore Norrington: It is, Captain, and you're about to experience the firepower of it's marines!
Jack: I was talking about your sailor boys, not the redcoated Marines!
Commodore: You're just adding to the list of bad things that will be listed when you hang from the gallows!
Jack: I already told you that you would remember this ad the day you would ALMOST catch m... *Rope snaps, Jack falls into the ocean*

Jack: Look I'm Tarzan! *Does Tarzan call. The rope breaks and the Tarzan call dies down as he falls*

Jack: Almost there, almost reached the rum. Just focus, i will not splat into the ocean. Not me, I am a sperow and I will fly!
Gibbs: Humm, Will what do you think Jack's doing up there?
Will: JACK! WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE!
Jack: *still climbing* GETTING MY RUM BOTTLE!
Will: Jack, I hate to say it but that thing up there is no rum bottle its a chicken. Hey thats my chicken, Peeping Polly. Did you forget to put your contacts in or somthing?
Jack: Oh, yah, i did forget. *puts in contacts and looks down* Oh My Holly COW! I forgot I was afraid of hights too! *Rope suddenly snaps and Jack begians to fall so jack flaps his arms* I can fly I can FLY! *falls into the water* never mind..........

ALLLLL RIGHT, we have a winner!!!

The winner is:

~*~*~* GreyWolf101 *~*~*~

Wow, you are SERIOUSLY on a roll here...wow! I'm sorry guys, but it looks like you'll have to keep up with Grey, !

Ok, let's go! GOOD LUCK!

Jack: If you get that camera that close to me again, I'll pull this trigger.
Will: Uh, Jack? You're supposed to not know that the canera's there...
Jack: Quiet or I'll reload this after I shoot the cameraman. *Pulls back the safety*
Will: Jack...
Jack: That's it! *Pulls trigger, nothing happens*
Will: I was going to tell you that...
Jack: I can still do this! *Hits cameraman with the butt of the gun*

Jack: I'm so gorgeous in this position. Orlando don't you think so?
Will: Pft. Look at me with my sword! Way sexier.
Jack: *Pounces on Will and fights him*

Jack: Watch out!
Will: What?
Jack: That camera is in the way, wait are we rolling?
Will: Yes, we are on set
Jack: We are, ohh that is why there isn't any rum
Will: *rolls his eyes* how can you being thinking of rum in a time like this?
Jack: I always think of rum

Jack: Push that camera into me again and you'll regret it, savvy?
Will: Jack you pilac, you waked inot the camera!
Jack: Did I?
Director: Yes you did, that's half of your pay gone towards fixing it.
jack: Is that really wise saying that to a pirate? *points gun at him again*
Director: Johnny, you're not jack right now....
Jack: Oh yes I am and it's CAPTAIN!!!
Will: *picks up empty rum bottle* Oh no, not again, this is taking the mick!!!

Jack:Kill the monkey, kill the monkey, kill the monkey. . . .
Stagehand: Mr.Deep, that's not your line!
Jack:Kill the monkey. . .
Will:I thought we weren't using real rum..
Stagehand:Mr.Deep!
Jack: *turns around and shoots the stagehand*