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Liz: Did you brush your teeth?
Jack: No, why?
Liz: Because I hate a man who doesn't brush their teeth
Jack: I drink rum its supposed to take care of that.
Liz: *pulls Jack on to his back* Get away from me!* she then walked off*
Jack: I still love rum!

Liz: *sniffs* You're wearing womens deodourant!!
Jack:....!! Quiet!!
Liz: Hmm, I wonder what Will might say if he found out?
Jack: Don't...you...dare...
Liz: Or what?
Jack: I'll....I'll....Sing the Crazy frog song!!!
Liz: NOOOOO!!!

wow, love that last one!!! Kinda random, but thats what makes it funny...anyways, JUDGING TOMORROW!!!

Hmm... Toughie...

Elizabeth: Jack, what are you doing?
Jack: *Is drunk* Hellomallollom... *slurs*
Elizabeth: *Sigh* Forget it.

Elizabeth: Jack and why are you hidding behind me?
Jack: He, he, he, took him.
Elizabeth: Who took who!?!?
Jack: *sobbing uncontolably* Norington took my teddy bear!
Elizabeth: Oh, stop blubering, here have some rum. *stuffs bottle into Jacks mouth.*

Elizabeth: "Jack, what are you doing?"
Jack: "Hiding, you air-headed nitwit!"
Elizabeth: *mad, tries to insult Jack back* "I'm a nitwit? Well, you...you smell funny!!"
Jack: "To a pirate, that's a compliment." *grin*

The winner is:

~*~*~* redwolf03 *~*~*~

CONGRATS!!!

Here we go again....WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Jack: What's that! The senser in the back of me' 'ead can smell rum!
Will: *Offside* Jack watch out for the- *Jack falls off the edge*..... Deck....

Will: What are you doing?!
Jack: Nothing just looking at the camera
Will: What camera?
Jack: The Smile your on Rum camera.
Will: Right*rolls his eyes*

Jack: I do believe this hair belongs to elizabeth...
Will: Jack....what hair?
Jack: the hair I'm holding, duh.
Will: you are'nt holding a hair
Jack: Yes I am, I can see it
Will: *sees empty rum bottles on the floor* Oh great, have fun Jack...
Jack: I never knew elizabeth had green bits in her hair
Will: *sighs*

WOW! I can't believe I won!!!! I'm so HAPPY!!!!!!!!! *spins around and falls on the floor with a grin* It doesn't take much.

Jack: "Now, I will conduct my own theme song. *the song 'Backwards' by Rascal Flatts starts playing, but with different lyrics* "You get your rum back, you get your hat back, you get the Black Pearl back..."
Will: "Jack, what's that dreadful music?"
Jack: "It's my theme song!"
Will: "Shut it off, it's hurting my ears!"
Jack: "You don't think MY song is so great? Alright, I'll make one up for YOU, and let's see if that's any better!" *'Backwards' starts playing again, and Jack sings words for Will's theme song* "You get your life back, you get your girl back, you get your pretty sword back..."
Will: "STOP SINGING!!!"

Jack: No, No, NO. Peoples get it right. Ok, you trumpets don't forget the high note at messure 23. And really people in the couire, the song goes like this, "Jack the wonderful, Jack the great. Jack was really walking stait, in a line, up a pine." not what you said! You sang "Jack got drunk, lost his rum, can't walk starit and needs some help."
Singer: But sir thats what it says in our music.........
Jack: *grabs paper* and who gave this to you?
Singer: Some really really strange man who saud he worked for Norington, but he said he um, wad working for the secret service and he had a licence to change music.
Jack: And did he have a blonde, that was kinda floating away?
Singer: Yes, he had to grab her arm to keep her on the ground.
Jack: WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW WE ALL KNOW WHO TOOK MY RUM! I'M SUEING YOU!

jack: i swear! i didn't take the little sheeps guitar *says in a drunk way* it was him! *points 2 will*
will: what?! jack what are u talking about???!!!
jack: the papaya coconut dress the duck wore on halloween. *still drunk*
will: *sees rum bottle fall out of jack's pocket* oh...um, yes...i remember that...

great stuff guys, going to be hard to choose...I will be judging tomorrow!!!

Okily dokily.