A few more. You know you went to my collegge when...
... "May it never be" is one of the few phrases you know in Greek.
... you are depressed over getting only half an inch of snow... in April.
... you have been hit by a snowball engraved with the words "Happy April Fools' Day."
... you worry about Christmas decorating in late October.
... you occasionally still get the "baby shark" song stuck in your head.
... you hear a fire alarm and instinctively look for the electric kettle, not the exit.
... you'll kill a man the next time someone plays "Numa Numa."
... you think of Valentine's Day as "Singles Awareness Day."
... you wince at the mention of SYSCO.
... you have heard of Pontius Pilot dressed in a "bathrobe and bunny slippers."
... you have ever been reading your Bible (or Torah, or any other book) and found yourself mentally diagramming the structure of every sentence (subject, advective, verb, adverb).
... you find it difficult to read because Schoolhouse Rock songs won't stop playing in your head.
... after snow camp and the temp. rose to 35 degrees people started wearing shorts.
... you use a dogsled to get to breakfast.
... you automatically start cheering whenever someone says the name of your state!
... you've stolen the grey rooster and put it in someone else's dorm.
... you have ever purchased a sledgehammer specifically for use on a roommate's cell phone or alarm clock.
... you have dreamed about a Tyrannosaurus Rex, woken up to wonder why the dino is still growling, then realized it was your roommate snoring. Namely, the one who insists he never snores.
Hope yoou like these, because for the moment I've exhausted the supply.
