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Haha! I love those lines from PotC, too! Jack is always Hillarious!

Here's another fav line of mine:

Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swaan are on Isle DeMourta, they have both been on the island one day now...

*Jack wakes up and sees Elizabeth burning the rum*

Jack: "No! No! Not good!"

*Elizabeth ignores him*

Jack: "What are you doing?" *walks up to her* "You burned all the food, the rum!"

Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone!" *Elizabeth walks past him*

Jack: "Why is the rum gone?!"

*Elizabeth whirles around to face Jack*

Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels, two, that signal, *looks at heavy smoke rising from the barrels* is over 1,000 feet high. The entire Royal Navy is out looking for me, do you think there is even the slightest chance they won't say it?!"

Jack: "But why is the rum gone???"

*Elizabeth sits in the sand on the beach*

Elizabeth: "Just you wait, Mr. Sparrow. Give it one hour, maybe two, and you will see white sails on that horizon."

Later.....

*Jack on the beach mumbling something to himself...words Elizabeth had said to him the night before...*

Jack: "It must be so terrible for you, Jack..." *Yells at Elizabeth even though she is way out of earshot* "Where he bloody is now?!" *Jack looks up to see a ship from the Royal Navy sailing toward Isle DeMuourta.*

I know that last part was kind of unnecessary, but I put it up because for those who haven't watched the movie, it might get terribly confusing. Besides, it's kinda funny...

Pitch Black

Jack: Where the hell can i get eyes like those.

Riddick: You gotta kill a few people, get sent to a slam where they tell ya where your never gonna see day light again, then you find a doctor give him 20 Menthol KOOLS to do a surgical shine job on your eye balls.


Pitch Black,

Riddick: It ain't me you gotta worry about,

Again Pitch Black

Johns: How does it look?

Riddick: Looks Clear,

Johns walks up, a creature jums out at him missing him

John: you said clear

Riddick: i said it looks clear,

Joh: how does it look now?

Riddick looks

Riddick: looks clear,


Chronicles of Riddick

"You keep what you kill,"

I have another one of Jack Sparrow's funny lines:

Elizabeth has just accepted Commodore Norrington's proposal in exchange for Will Turner's rescue....

Jack: "Oo! A wedding! I love weddings! Drinks all around!"

*Norrington and Governor Swaan look at him sternly*

Jack:*sheepishly* "I know, clap him in irons, right?"

Norrington: "Jack, when you are in the dungeon you will ponder every single meaning of the phrase 'silent as the grave', do I make myself clear?"

Jack: "Innescapably so, Commodore."

I admit I sorta messed up on Norrington's line, but hey, no one's perfect.

Rafiki:Hey!,where are you going?

Simba:I'm going back.

Rafiki:Good,go on,get out of here!.......Hoooot,hoooot!,hahahaha!

Cheonicles of Riddick

Riddick: It's an animal thing


Lion King:

Rafiki: Asanta sanna squash Bannana


Kung Fu Panda:

Tigress: if he's smart he won't come back up those stairs

Monkey: He just won't quit

Mantis: He's not going to quit bouncing thats for sure

Another kung fu panda

Tigress tells a story of tai lung then finishes,

Tigress: And he is stuck with you, a big, fat panda who takes all this like a joke

PO: (Makes funny face)

Tigress: Oh that is it

Mantis: Wait my fault i accidently tweaked his facial nerve

Po falls

Mantis: and may have also stopped his heart

"Your *** looks like a hundred fifty pounds of chewed bubble gum."

-Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

Long live the king-Lion King

Vitani:*Sarcastically*Where's your pretty daughter Nala?

Nala:*Growls*Vitani!

Jeff Dunham Christmas special


Achmed: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

From The Suite Life of Zac and Cody. Trevor is played by Zac Efron, Mattie is played by Ashley Tisdale, and London is played by Brenda Song.

Trevor: *turns to Mattie* "Who are you?"

Mattie: "I'm London's brain."

Trevor turns to London who nods vigorously

London: "It's true, Mattie's been coaching me through this..." *pulls a small black object out of her ear* "...computer chocolate chip."

Trevor: "I don't udersta-" *turns to Mattie* "Did she just say 'computer chocolate chip'?"

Mattie: *Nods her head* "Enough said."

Smallville, Season 3 :: Shattered

Lex: *quietly in song* Hush little baby, don't say a word. I'm gonna buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't sing, I'm gonna buy you a diamond ring. And if that diamond ring turns brass, I'm gonna buy you -
Clark: Lex, what are you doing down here?
Lex: I had to get the baby, he was crying. My father woke him.
Clark: The baby... what baby?
*Lex turns around, holding a rolled up towel*
Lex: My little brother, Julian.
Clark: Lex -
Lex: Shh. He's asleep.
Lex: *continued song* And if that diamond ring turns brass, I'm gonna buy you a looking glass. And if that looking glass gets broke, I'm gonna buy you a little toy boat. Shh shh, no, no...

I know your post is very old but, it was actually Eric's mom who asked if this is how you make dinosaurs. ;]