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Jake Razor
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Post subject: Re: Comedy  Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:00 pm |
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Wolf_Bassist wrote: Dragon Tamer wrote: Bassist --> Thank you for the contributions, but some of them are a bit edgy. Please be mindful of what you put here. I'll keep that in mind. Here's a Facebook Bumper Sticker quote that's not so edgy: Be careful what you say... it may remind me of a song that needs to be sung. I actually use this line myself in real life. I like that. lol
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Jake Razor
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:59 pm |
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Wolf_Bassist wrote: Dragon Tamer wrote: Well, to get back on track, here's one I heard recently.
Judge: What horrible crime did this person commit?
Court Officer: He's done nothing wrong, you honor. He was a bystander at a crime that was committed, and we're holding him as a witness.
Judge: Where is the perpetrator?
Court Officer: He's out on bail. That one's sure weird. Here's a good one I just had to mention: Sometime last week, I was watching an episode of The Universe on The History Channel. It was the episode called Saturn: Lord of the Rings, and while watching it, I remembered this one joke I read a while back in a book. I used to read The Magic School Bus books a lot as a kid, and this joke was from the book of that series, subtitled Gets Lots In The Solar System. It pertains to Saturn's density, which is less than that of water. If you could find a bathtub or ocean big enough, it would float. Its rings play a factor in this joke. Here it is: Could Saturn take a bath? Yes, but it might leave a ring!  I remember those books. And yeah, that's a corny one alright. I actually didn't even know about rings in the tub until I read that joke and asked my mom to explain it.
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2008 6:35 am |
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Wolf_Bassist wrote: Dragon Tamer wrote: This ins't a blonde joke, but it could be one.
A guy got a call from his girlfriend asking for help with a puzzle. He asked what kind of puzzle.
"It's a picture of a tiger," she explained, "And I can't figure it out."
He drove over and found her with a box in hand, staring at a pile of pieces on the table with a box in her hand. He walked over, looked at the pieces, and then in confusion stared at the box. "Well, he said, "You're never going to make these resemble a toger. Now why don't we have a cup of coffee and get these Frosted Flakes back in the box?" I heard a similar one on the radio one morning a few years ago. I don't remember how the description of the guy's girlfriend went. Still, that is funny  Was the program called "Lighten Up And Live" by any chance?
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Post subject: Re: Comedy Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 6:13 am |
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Wolf_Bassist wrote: I heard this on the news of couple of hours ago. If you've been following the story of the mayoral hall scandal here in Detroit, you probably know that today, former mayor Kwame Kilpatrick spent his first day in jail today. On the 10 o'clock news, I heard some 5 year-old came up with the following joke pertaining to the day's event. This is all true, this is too stupid to fake. Anyway, here it is: Joke: Why is Spongebob scared of Detroit? Punch line: Kwamd Kilpatrick (the last name sounds like "killed Patrick" (Patrick being Spongebob's buddy)) Anyone here think this kid may have a future as a professional comedian  Not a chance.
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