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Patch stumbled into the bar, his heart aching, but he didn't show it. He ordered two scotch's, drank the bitter drink down in one gulp, then handed Arthur the drink.

Arthur guzzled one as well, happy that the drink burned going down. He ordered two more, wanting to totally forget everything, his name or anything.

Patch continued drinking this potent drink until his throat was raw and he switche to shots of pure alcohol.

Hours passed and soon both boys were kicked out, and now Arthur stumbled down the street with Patch beside him.

Patch giggled drunkly, using Arthur as a balancing rail, “Hahahaha! Kat’s gonna be SO PISSED! HAH! We’ve been sober for over a year. I CAN’T WAIT to see the look on her face!” Patch yelled happily.

"AHA! Bloody He** you too? SAAAAME HERE!" Arthur laughed crazily, sighing dramatically. "Can i throw your dog at Alfred?" He asked, looking happily up at Patch before laughing again.

"Please do! That dog's a pain in the f*cking a**!" Patched hummed happily. "While you're at it, can I tell Alfred and Kat that we got butt wasted and never want to see either of them again?" Patch suggested drunkly, the lights swaying infront of his vision.

"Well i dont knooooooow you haven't seen alfred in bed i mean kat can't be too bad either ol' chum!" Arthur said with a hiccup.

Patch nodded, "Seriously man, that little b*tch knows what to do." He agrred with a chuckle. Reality seemed to wash over him for a moment, and he pulled a ring out of his coat pocket "I was going to marry that b*tch." He growled, turning the ring in his fingers.

Arthur gazed at the ring and sighed, he'd always wanted Alfred to kneel down at propose but he knew he loved Kat.
"Well, hopefully Alfred'll chicken out or die..Kat can go f*ck a dog."

Patch laughed and tucked the ring in his pocket, "Ten bucks say she all ready has!" He said loudly.

"Or the dog f*cked HER!" Arthur burst out into laughter, flopping down on the nearest bench.

Patch laughed and sat aswell, seing how walking was becoming too much of a challenge "That little wh*re will do ANYTHING for money. I'm not even kidding, anything" Patch laughed, his face filled with a huge grin.

"Oh yeah i remember her little hooker year!" Arthur chimed, resting his head on Patch's shoulder.

"I'm surprised she didn't contract HIV!" Patch exclaimed, his and instinctivly lacing through Arthur's.