First off: Thanks for the avatar, Kaizer Soze!

Hello, I'm ZenaidaMacroura. My screen name is the binomial (scientific) name for "Mourning Dove" and yes, I like birds. I won't be on as much during school (August-May). I could be on anywhere from 3:00-7:00 P.M. U.S.A. Central Time during school months.

Official Motto: "A few lines to introduce myself? Forget that! I'm using lists and paragraphs!"

Nicknames: ZM, Zen (By Zack McCarthy), Zenthealmighty, Zender (By Bloody Battle), Zendy, Ruler of Chaos, Master Zen-Hai, Zeninator, Zendirella, Zenmark, Zentashiamanarulla, Zenquavious (Previous four by Darkbluewolf91), Socrates (zukothecat), and Alberta Sutton (It's a long and boring story. Don't ask how I got that last nickname.)

New Nicknames: Zehnaiedayimarcharionniea (By Yukon)

Likes:  Birds, Mammals, Fish, All Creatures, Plants, Road Rovers, Chemistry, All things Military-Related, My cats, Reading the dictionary, Reading factual books, friends, Star, Kaltag, Nikki, Pie, Bicycling, Running, Not Softball, PC/Video Games, History, School, Geology, Art, Sleeping, Geography, Useless facts, talking, Zoology, Cartography, Scooby-Doo, Road Rovers, Exile, Blitz, and many other things as well.

Dislikes:  Bullies, Boring school days, Tennis (although I play it), Pain, Having to go to bed before 10:00 P.M., books with plots, flying insects (especially bees), and other things.

Friends: Star67, Kaltag, Walto Disney, Spirit the Cat, Zack McCarthy, Padfoot, Silver Angel, Silver Heart, Smiley Girl, Kaltag is smarte, Darrin, Volcom, Claymore, Nava the Wise, MOS, Drewthewolf, DarkGrayWolf, Yade, Blackfox, Catwhohas14tails, White fang (sage), Arctic Fox, Gold Kitty, Better!!!, StarTheKlutz, Dark Flame, Swift Fire, Cin Drallig, Inu Ichigo, Kepru the Fairy Chihuahua, and many others!

Occupation (if applicable): Being a burden to my parents (I get paid in food and other free stuff.)

Star, Kaltag, and Nikki Fan Cult.. er... I mean Circle: Me, Star67, StarTheKlutz, Yupik, Kepru the Fairy Chihuahua, and Walto Disney.

Why thank you, Dragon. I owe it all to my mom and years of waiting in airports!
Dragon ---> wisdom
*wisdom -_-
*wisdm
Words of wisdon, Zen the great

Zen the Great is the wisest person I have ever met. He rules over all IMs and Balto Source and whatever other websites he may go to.

Dragonwolf-[DR](5 s) : Coke is almost as powerful as Zen the Great.

Nava The Wise(0 s) : To all the members...I thank you again....you are all sweet in your own ways../...your all beautiful...great,and special in your own ways...You all are awesomeand so great to be with...your all just really great.....I cant say enough about how awesome you all are...at first I thought I was just lonely as can be but hey I can see thats not the case...you all are great people...and you all know that your great......you all know you mean so much to me...you all should know that I love you all.

*laughs* All bow down to zen's extreme funniness!

It's the Zeninator!

Walto Disney(17 s) : Zen-->It's the almighty Zen! We're not worthy!

Walto Disney(2 min) : Zen--> *lady voice* My hero. The Zeninatior. XD
Walto Disney(31 s) : Zen--> Yay Zenland! The best place on Earth! (Or any other planet) With Zen as our ruler we can do anything! XD

Walto Disney(31 s) : Zen--> w00t! I have no idea what you said but it makes everyone feel more smartical and better! XD

Wise Shadow(6 s) : Zen....a wonderful person...a good guy ....trustworthy,and highly kept of his word....he is a great friend...to all that knows him....he has got to know me...and glad he has followed in the path or some of the path I sit down for him.....I talked to him when he first became a member here....and I do not dread it.....I really look at him as one of my best friends ever......I am no longer this famous person....BUT I can say this.....I love this guy to death....he is one awesome person in my words....he is just really cool

Dawg ^^anileu(28 s) : "all hail Zen! leader of Chaos!"

Axel_Silverwolf(1 s) : ZenZen!

Walto Disney (1 min) : Zen--> Reading over the things in your profile just brings back good memories of here on BS. You could always keep us guessing and/or laughing. Lol

Walto Disney (25 s) : Zen--> Oh no problem. I just thought I'd point out that. I'm always a jolly person when ye is here. Makes us all feel oh so special. XD

Walto Disney (1 min) : Lol Zen--> *laughs hard* You's is always important. If your visits stopped for good then BS might explode! Lol

Walto Disney (57 s) : Replace the "." with a "?" and add a pinch of Zen to get the perfect sentence. Lol (You're like a drug. The more I'm around you the nuttier I get. Lol)

Walto Disney (12 s) : Zentalicious--> Exactly! But your powers can manipulate time and space. Lol

Walto Disney (9 s) : Suka--> That are good then. And zen's right. He's contagious. Lol

Walto Disney (26 s) : Zen--> Again. LOL Yeah. The little boy is almost as powerful as you. XD But he won't steal my soul! XD

Walto Disney (26 s) : Zen--> Lol Yeah. You beat that internet. And while you're at it. Could you teach mine a lesson? Lol

Fallen(WG) (32 s) : Bye Master Zen-Hai!

What Walto wants to be when he grows up:

Walto Disney (2 min) : Zen--> Ooh! I do! XD I'd love to be a hood ornament! XD

Walto finally admits...

Walto Disney (3 s) : Zen--> Fine. You win again. I has lost to your randomness. XD

Zen--> You think so? XD I only have a habit of always using XD or Lol in every post. :B XD

Walto Disney (17 s) : Zen--> Nooo! My soul is being taken again. D: XDD
 

Walto Disney (4 s) : Zen--> XD If it's random, must be you. XD

*Recent Stuff as of 2011*

Another Shiny Happy Person...

Leprachon (1 min) : Zenaida: thank you, think i just found my new favorite song :D 

ZenaidaMacroura (8 min) : Audience---> While you were gone, a change was brought into effect which ensured more consistency. This change is abrupt, I know, but it ensures more of the same. That is to say: nothing has *really* changed.