Aha! You've run into my lair, it seems. Never fear, you can walk free, I'm too busy ruling the Almighty Kingdom of Poofles. Leave a message blah blah blah and visit mah galleriz or else.... ;(.

 "Ahh, the magical spatula... a work of art, a fine piece of kitchenware... it possesses magical powers of glitteryness and awesomeness, and can make one disappear in a poof. It is greatlee powerful... I think."

Quotez of ze Cobalt's Collection:

The computer is my life...I need to purchase a better one T.T

  BANG BANG POO POO
 

Please, poo spam, not buttle spam.

buttles!

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"Poofle, you do not bring your poofle in the house. You poofle outside like all the other poofling animals... no, I don't want your poofle... no poofle... don't you do it.... boy... POOFLE NO, POOFLES do not eat their POOFLE. No I'm not petting you not not after Poofle just ate his poofle. No poofle, outside... outside with your poofling tail! OUT POOFLE! When you stop eating your poofling poofle then you can come back inside. Don't give those eyes Poofle... bad poofle... don't POOFLE ON THE PORCH EITHER YOU STUPID DOG! XD XD XD XD (I'm sorry, it's the red bull I swear XD XD XD XD

Okay, her ye here ye I hereby standing in the place of president of the poofle cheese empire do hereby award the highest honor that can be awarded to a poofle cheese, the medal of honor, in that on the 13th of Oct The Poofle Cheese did galliently give his life in the line of duty. When faced with the untold danger of fighting a microwave with no protection this poofle did without second thought of his own welfare, give his life, the heat exploded his poofle all over the battle feild, but in so doing he protected his fellow poofle cheese from the intense heat so that they might complete their mission of nurtuing our noble president... this poofle cheese's sacrifice will never be forgotten *gives MOH to mother poofle cheese* This medal is awarded posthumously as there was so much poofle everywhere that our president could not put the poofle cheese back together... Ceremony is ajourned. Duty of the LSSS Camp Lejuene for Mon morning... you are hereby issued the order to clean that poofle out of that microwave XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD DX XD XD

Woohoo! Poofle CHeese is served! (and yes... I'm sad to report that one of my three burgers has been KIA... he served his purpose well, but without his protective pakaging the heat was too much and his poofle exploded all over the microwave... he will be missed and his bravery will never be forgotten in the land of poofle cheese... Dang I feel sorry for whoever has to clean that up on Monday

  Cobalt--> in my friendship with you, you deserve a little more from me as well, so I thought I would also write you one and so I did and now here it is ^^** You know Cobalt is the first I have actually seen that can make any one laugh at least once. Because you are such a funny person, and yet you are so kind and caring and giving to most and a lot of the people here, including me...you have shown me lots of love as a sister and I just really think I deserve to give you back what you have given me....and thats a solid and truthful and worthy friendship from some one thats really heart given. I must say, I am thankful for God for bringing all my friends to this planet, bruno and Craft included....and your also Included Cobalt...you are a great friend and such a cheerful person that...I dunno I think we can make a strong friendship bond out of it^^ Just hope you take care of your self *hugs her tightly*

Bloop, bloop I'm invincible >:D