I'm sitting beside my friend

Her name is Dia Nalf

She's a girl

So don't call her Ralph,

She has a cat

Just like i do

Her name is Bubbles

And now we can make cat stew,

Dia Nalf is hilarious

And sometimes she can get serious

I freak out

When she gets Mysterious,

So like i said

'Don't call her Ralph'

Or she'll get mad

So call her Dia Nalf!