Pointless Fic Part Two

 

*Jenna is back from Turkey. She is telling everybody that she is a Googleaire. Note from Author, you might not get this fic unless you read the first one. Characters are Jenna, Balto, Kodi, Miskia, Steele, Saba, Director, Dusty, and Alue,. This fic is RANDOM!*

Balto: “ I don’t think everybody under stands you honey?.”

Steele: “ Yah.”

Jenna: “Since when did you come back into the fic?”

Steele: “Baby?”

Jenna: “No.”

Steele: “Car?”

Jenna: “What?”

Steele: “Akita dog?”

Jenna: “What the *&(#$%^ are you talking about?”

Steele: “From time that we got the ice cream. Remember?”

Saba: “No.”

Steele: “When we read our lines.”

Dusty: “Yes.”

Alue: “Explain yourself Steele.”

Steele: “When I was brained I still had my lines.  Baby, Car, and Akita dog was a picture book that was still in my lines. I though I was suppose to read it Oh Lord! The next picture is a Windows vista computer. My Humans love computers!”

Balto, Jenna, Alue Dusty, Saba and Kodi: “?”

Director: “Instead of going out of our minds, LETS GO HAVE SOME FUN!”

*Everybody goes to he fastest roller coaster in Alaska.*

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 *When everybody is on the roller coaster*

Kodi :“I want drink.”

Balto: “You’ll get your drink after son.”

Steele: “*&^%$#@!”

Director:” Steele, this is no time for cussing, so shut up.”

Dusty: “Director, pointing this out, you just cussed.”

*Director slaps his hands over his mouth*

Saba: “Dada, I want cotton candy.” *Acts like little girl.*  

Dusty: “*Chuckle*”

Steele: “That!., was really funny!”

* Roller Coaster stops. Balto and Jenna take Kodi and Saba to do what they want to do. They are back now but Kodi is Missing!*

Balto: “Steele, You go search the north end of the park.”

Jenna: “Director, and Saba, go search the west end of the park.”

Balto: “Alue, you take the south side.”

Jenna: “Balto and I will take the east end.”

*Everbody meets back at the center but none have found Kodi.*

Director: “ Hey Balto I found Kodi.”*Kodi is floating in the air with Jess.*

Note: Steele has drunk some beer.

Steele: *Crazed* “Kodi, you get down from their. This instant!.:

Balto: “You are not my sons father! Shut Up!”

Steele: “Make Me Balto!”

*Unfortunately this fight between Balto and Steele was real. Not fake like in the beginning of the fanfic.*

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* Balto snarls and circles Steele. Steele snapped at Balto growling,*

“ You’ll be in the dust soon Balto.” Balto quipped back at him,

“ You low-down-lieing-dirty-good-for-nothing-stinky-filthy-pig-brained-dumb-hole-rage-*(&^%-uuuuugggglllllly-little-imp” Steele took a step back at these words. This was what Balto anticipate and attacked. Soon both dogs were lying in the dirt filthy panting and raging when a beautiful white wolf named Miskia stepped in between.

“ Stop-it you two-filthy-dirt-half-breeds.” Steele continued snarling.

“ Balto’s the half-breed curse him.”                  

"No,” Said Miskia. “If you are a full breed I shall punish you more because you should have more sense to get into a fight like this. Therefor You are banished from Nome!”

“ Thank you, Miskia.” Balto politely said.

“ Oh your welcome Miskia said mysteriously then she disappeared.

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*Everybody follows Balto and Jenna to the exit where they leave the amusement park with Kodi, Saba and Alue. Leaving Dusty,and Steele. The Director after a lot of arguing convinces Balto and Jenna to come back.* 

Director: “Balto!”

Balto: “Yah.”

Jenna: “What you want?????????????”

Dusty: “Why are you putting on so many question marks in you sentence Jenna????????????????????????”

Jenna: “For the same reason you are Dusty.”

Kodi: “Uh Mom?, ex-plane a little mooooooorrrreeeee.”

Director: “STOP THSI CHIT-CHAT! Ops.... I made a typo.”*

*Everybody looks at director with are-you-really-that-dumb-faces.*

Director: “What???? I love raspberry scones.”

Steele: “OO, OO, I love apple pie!”

Jess: “I love triple-double-half-low-fat-whole-wheat-healthy-wonderful-homemade-triple-double-half-low-fat-whole-wheat-homemade-chocolate cake.”



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August 28, 2009
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O-kay

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June 20, 2009
....it was worth reading...so i'll give you a 7/10

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May 14, 2009
Absolute comical genius!! I love it!




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