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Balto: “Okay, first of all, I want to say this is pointless. Second of all, this is pointless.”
Steele: “Do I have to be the bad guy?”
Balto: *Whacks Steele with a refrigerator door* “Hey cool, there was a fridge there!”
Director: Can we just get on with it please?
Steele: *falls off chair*
Director: Someone get Steele back in his chair please? Thank you.
Jenna: “Uh, hair and makeup? I laughed so hard my eye shadow is running.”
Director: We are only doing lines today, Jenna. No acting. You don’t need eye shadow.
Jenna: “I object! Every girl should look her best for everything.”
Director: Jenna, you have a flower pot on your head.
Jenna: “Like I care!”
Director: Okay… Who wants ice cream?
Jesse: “I do I do I do!!!” *waves*
Director: Since when are you in this?
Jesse: “Uh, I was, uh, always here.”
Director: Where are your lines?
Jesse: “Right here, sir!”
Director: That’s ma’am, and your ‘lines’ are a phone book.
Jesse: “You mean I’m supposed to read a phone book?…”
Director: Just get out of here! You’ll get ice cream later!!
Jesse: “Yes, uh, um, ‘mama’.” *leaves*
Jenna: “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA That…was…the…funniest… thing…ever!!!”
Director: Can we get this thing started PLEASE???
Everyone: “Okay…”
Balto: *reads* “James V.-Attorney at Law, Obtained millions for injured clients.”
Jenna: *reads* “Bonus size Dust Remover! Moisture-Free Cleaning!”
Steele: *reads* “The Grim Reaper is out to get me! AHH!” *flips cue card* “A Clean scent in 5 minutes!”
Aleu: *reads* “Before you meet your handsome prince you gotta kiss a lot of toads.”
Kodi: *reads* “The Stupid Pages! A handy phone book for all your phone needs!”
Dingo: *reads*
Saba: “WTF?” *reads cue card* “Uh, Director, this is in German… I can’t read German.”
Dingo: “Mine’s in Italian!”
Director: WHO SWITCHED THE DAMN CUE CARDS?!?!?!
Jesse: “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA That was hilarious! I gotta do that again sometime!!”
Director: Dingo, can you translate yours? I know you took an Italian class last year.
Dingo: “Let’s see…It’s a quote by W. C. Fields- ‘A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.’”
Everyone: *rofl* (rolling on floor laughing)
Steele: *is still rofl* “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
Dingo: “WTF man? U R stupid.”
Balto: “Why does he write his script like that?”
Director: Dingo, could you please change that script?
Dingo: “Oh, OK. Srry man. OK- WTF man? UR dumb.”
Aleu: “Not like that, You idiot! He meant like, WTF man? You’re stupid!”
Kodi: “You’re the idiot! He’s not the one who ran off!”
Aleu: “You’re all idiots! Every one of you! I’m leaving!”
Director: No, Aleu we need you! Stop! Someone stop her!
Saba: “Why should we, the jerk? I might as well kick that little-”
Jenna: “Saba!”
Saba: “What?”
Jenna: *pulls Saba by collar into next room, everyone can hear her yelling something*
Saba: *screaming* “I’m GOING!!!! YOU CAN ALL DO THIS WITHOUT ME!!!” *leaves*
Jenna: *walks back into room* “Problem solved.”
Balto: *ROFL* “OMFG!!! That was funny!”
Steele: *is still rofl from earlier*
Dingo: “WTF dude? U idiot.”
Jenna: “Dingo, why did you say that?”
Dingo: “Well I would have used ‘pup’ instead of ‘dude’ but he’s not a dog.”
Balto: “Uh, yeah he is…”
Dingo: “Pup.”
Balto: “Oh.”
Dingo: “Cat.”
Jenna: “What?”
Dingo: “Horse.”
Director: Dingo, are you reading the cue cards or something?
Dingo: “No.”
Director: Then you are reading what?
Dingo: “This baby book. This next picture is of a car! Yay! My humans luv cars!”
Balto: *stares at Dingo* “Since when do you read those things?”
Dingo: “It was mixed in with my cue cards. I thought I was supposed to read it.”
Steele: *Is still rofl from earlier*
Balto: *gives Dingo a stupid look* “I’m gonna get Steele out of here.” *rolls Steele away*
Steele: *is still rofl*
Everyone left: *looks at steele with stupid looks*
Director: ROLL CALL! Balto?
Balto: “Here!”
Director: Jenna? Aleu? Saba?
Jenna: “Here! Aleu and Saba are absent!”
Director: Thank you. Dingo? Kodi? Steele?
Dingo: “Here!”
Kodi: “Here. Steele’s gone. Uh, can I have a bigger part in this fan fiction?”
Director: Thanks guys. Kodi, this is random stuff, so I suggest you just pipe up with some random subject at a time of silence.
*time of silence*
Kodi: “Uh, toilets! Mirrors! Stuff like that! Uh, TURN JEWELRY INTO CASH! LALALALALA!”
Jenna: “Oh! I have a ton of old Jewelry! Where can I do this?”
Director: You have no need for money, Jenna. And there’s a pawn store in Beijing where you can trade jewelry for highly valued Chinese currency. Which can equal millions of US and Alaskan dollars.
Jenna: “I always wanted to be rich!” *grabs millions of pounds of stolen jewelry and runs to Beijing*
Balto: “Is it just me or was that Jewelry stolen?” *Runs to help Jenna*
Everyone: *ROFL*
Dingo: “When do we get ice cream?”
Kodi: “Yeah! I want ice cream!”
Director: *talking to passing coffee and ice cream shop* I’ll have a triple chocolate mocha with cherry chip bits and loads of whipped cream and caramel plus an espresso shot no make that a quadruple espresso shot and don’t forget the steamed milk oh and can I get a half latte in that plus a dob of vanilla ice cream on top? AND DON”T FORGET THE CHERRY!
Seller Person: “Sure thing.” *Hands Director the coffee*
Director: Would you two like anything?
Kodi: “I’ll have rocky road ice cream with as many cherries that will fit on top. And, uh, make that the largest size you have.”
Dingo: “I’ll have a cup of vanilla ice cream. With hot fudge and brownie bits and a cherry.”
Seller Person: “Of course.” *rings up total* “That will be 52,846,739 dollars and 45 cents.”
Director: Wow that’s cheap. Here you go. *hands seller person money* Thank you.
Dingo: “Hey, Kodi, let’s go back to the sled team kennels and eat our ice cream.” *leaves*
Kodi: “Sure thing, bro.” *leaves*
Director: I guess that concludes this fanfic! Thanks for reading! LOL Hope it wasn’t to random for ya.
Balto, Jenna, Steele © Amblimation (spelling, lol)
Kodi, Dingo, Aleu, Saba © Universal
Jesse © Gentle Wolf [Jesse7}
Director © Whoever made directors lol
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