Balto and Jenna in Anywhereville Island Part 1

Anywhereville Island

One day...
Jenna: *Leans out an open window* Balto? I- *sees Steele* OMG! <333
Balto: Jennnaaaaa?
Jenna: What? *Tries to act innocent*
Balto: You were looking at Steele again weren't you?
Jenna: What? No way, sweetie! *Guilty look*
Balto: Whatever! *Rolls eyes*
Rosie's dad: *Walks in the room* hey Balto! Wanna cookie?
Balto: Ugh! How many times?! I HATE cookies!
Jenna: *Kicks Balto*...
Balto: Whaaat?
Rosie's dad: You did just talk, Balto, didn't you?
Rosie: *Walks in too* o.O
Balto:...
Rosie's dad: Go on boy! Say hello!
Rosie's mum: *Walks in* uh... not this again!
Rosie's dad: He did talk! I heard it!
Balto: Uh... *cough* *Bark, bark!*
Rosie: Dad I-
Rosie's dad: STFU Rosie! Did I tell you that you could speak?! Huh? Did I? HUH?!
Rosie's mum: God! ¬_¬
Balto:... *Thinks: This might be a good time to leave*... *Jumps out the window*
Jenna: *Follows him*

Balto: Whoa what's up with him?
Jenna: Well I don't know Balto... you did just speak in front of the him! ¬_¬ He's a human and as far as they're concerned we don't talk!
Balto: Well sor-ry!
Jenna: Balto, don't get an attitude with me!
Balto: *See's Jenna looking at another dog* Well I will if you keep eying up other dogs!
Kodi: Hey mum, dad, what's up?
Jenna: OMG! Am I glad to see you! I thought your father was gonna kill me!
Kodi: What? o.O
Balto: Oh and I wonder why... *Glares at Jenna*
Jenna: Ah take no notice of him! He's just annoyed 'cause I've got friends and he hasn't!
Kodi: Uh... dad...
Balto: Oh puh-lease! They're not your friends! Hi Kodi!
Jenna: Ah ha! I was right! You don't have any friends! Hahaha!
Kodi: Um...
Balto: Kodi, don't listen to her! *Turns to Jenna* she's evil!
Jenna: I am not!
Kodi: God what's wrong with you guys today?! *Runs off*
Balto and Jenna: *Look at each other*...
Balto: I guess you scared him off Jenna...
Jenna: Me?! Grrr that does it! I'm going off to see Steele! At least he understands me! *Cries*
Balto: Fine! *Runs out of Nome and off into some dark forest nearby*

Meanwhile...
Jenna: Oh Steele you're so hawt! <3
Steele: I know!
Jenna: I lyk totally need to find Balto so I can rub his nose in it!
Steele: Jenna? WTF happened to your voice?
Jenna: *Lies* I dunno what you're talking about...
Steele: Yes you do!
Jenna: Well... fine! I'm Jenna's evil twin sister, Jinna! Wait! Uh... did I say evil? I meant REALLY evil! MUAHAHA!
Steele: *Thinks: OMG she's totally crazy!* Dixie? My love? This bitch is totally hitting on me!
Dixie: So? ¬_¬
Steele: Get her away from me! I mean I'd kick her out myself if I hadn't have just had a manicure AND my fur washed and blow dried!
Dixie: Well why don't we just find Balto? I'm sure he could help... in more ways than one... <3
Steele: Really?
Jinna: Haha! Totally! xD
Dixie: No seriously, Balto could do a better job than you, Steele... *Dreams*...
Steele: Are you saying Balto could do a better job than ME?
Dixie: Of course!
Steele: Okay cool! So let's go! *Speaks to Balto telepathically* Baltttoooo? Can you hear me?
Balto: Noooo...
Steele: Sorry guys, he can't hear me!
Jinna and Dixie: ¬_¬ ¬_¬
Balto: *Jenna in the back ground* WTF? Jenna? Gah forget it! What do you want, Steele?
Steele: Uh... I dunno... what do I want? o.O
Balto: Sorry I can't hear you so I'm gonna teleport you here!

*Steele, Jinna and Dixe get teleported to the dark forest (where Balto and Jenna are.)*
Balto: So?
Steele: So what?
Balto: Why are you disturbing me whilst on my Sunday afternoon walk?!
Dixie: Duuuude you're soooo hawt! <333
Balto: No I'm not!
Jenna: ¬_¬
Jinna: Ooh you're not jealous are you Jenna?
Jenna: Yes actually! Balto and I are married for your information! ¬_¬
Everyone: :O :O :o
Balto: Uh...
Dixie: Can dogs even get married? o.O
Balto: Grrr! I'm a WOLF!
Jenna: Only part wolf...
Balto: SO?
Steele: Hey! So you're married... does that mean I'm an uncle?
Balto: Well...
Steele: I am aren't I! And you never told me! *Cries*

*Everyone looks at Steele*
Steele: What?!
Jenna: Wait a minute! Why would you be the kids' uncle? I thought Boris was... Balto?
Balto: What? Did you really think that Boris is my brother?
Jenna: Yes!
Balto: LMAO @ Jenna!
Dixie: So wait... Steele's your dad?
Balto: What? No!
Steele: I'm his half brother! Why did you never tell me I had little nieces and nephews! *Carries on crying*
Balto: Steele! Get over yourself!
Jenna: WTF?! Balto! Why didn't you tell me this? I would never have married you if I knew this!
Balto: Exactly! xD
Jinna: Why not?! Steele is teh sex!
Jenna: Pfft! I wanna divorce!
Steele: *Gets out a knife* goodbye cruel world!
Balto:... ¬_¬

Suddenly..
Boris: *Appears out of nowhere* hiiiii!!!
Balto: WTH? Back from honeymoon already?
Boris: No I pushed this one off a cliff too! I was thinking about shoving her down the well, but thinking about it she wouldn't have fitted!
Balto: Riiight... o.o So which wife was this? Sorry I've lost track...
Boris: Oh only my sixty eighth this year unfortunately... I think I've almost broken a world record though...
Balto: Yeah I'm sure you have...
Dixie: Uh dude, is that even legal?
Boris: No!
Dixie: Right...

Jenna: Hey, Balto... what's this? *Grabs a piece of paper found randomly on the ground*
Balto: Ah it's just an old chant to an unknown world...
Jenna:... Seriously...
Balto: It seriously is!
Jenna: Okay fine! Can you read it?
Balto: Yes... *reads the chant out loud* ...

*Nothing happens*...
Jenna: Balto, I hate to break it to you but... THAT'S NOT A CHANT!
Steele: *Thinks: ZOMG! She's so hot when she's angry!*
Balto: Wait! Haha! I was reading it upside down!
Jenna: *Rolls eyes*
Balto: Okay, stay together!
Jinna: Is this REALLY gonna work?
Balto: Yes... are you sure you want to-
Jenna: JUST GET ON WITH IT PLEASE!
Balto: Okay... *Reads out the chant again, properly*

*Suddenly they appear in an unknown land far away from anywhere!*
Jenna: OMG! WTF? Where are we Balto?
Steele: Oh no! We aren't... ANYWHERE! WAHHH! I WANNA GO HOME!
Jinna: *Rolls eyes*
Balto: Well actually we're... *sees a sign* on Anywhereville Island!
Everyone: WTF?! o.o o.o O.o o.O o.o
Steele: Why are we here? *Cries*
Jinna: Balto, you dumbarse! Why did you send us here?!
Jenna: Balto... why are we... humans?! o.o
Balto: I don't know! God! Why are all the questions being piled on me? ¬_¬
Jenna: Well I don't know Balto... maybe because YOU sent us here!
Balto: Wait, wait, wait! All I did was read the chant out! If you remember none of you lot even believed that we'd end up anywhere! Plus I did ask if everyone was sure and-
Jenna: Okay, okay... fine! ...
Boris: Hey guys! Lighten up! I mean look at us! We really are human!
Jinna: Yes... *looks at her reflection in some water* OMG I AM totally gorgeous!
Steele: But we're lost!
Jinna: God! I'm evil! I should be out doing evil stuff! Like ruining everyone's lives! Not stuck here on some crappy island!
Balto: Okay enough of this! We are here, no I don't know exactly where "Anywhereville Island" is, but what I do know is that we've got to think practical now and find somewhere to stay until we can figure out a way to get back home.
Jenna: "WE", Balto? ...
Balto: Yes "WE" Jenna! Like I said it's not MY fault we ended up here!
Jenna: Pfft! I should never have married you!
Balto:...
Dixie: Okay I think I've heard just about enough of your crap! So if you can just leave your domestic issues out of this for now and just let's find a place to stay that would be great! Right?
Balto: Right!
Jenna: ¬_¬
Boris: Maybe I'll find my sixty ninth wife here, who knows!
Balto: Riiight... okay well... We're gonna split up! Jenna and I will go this way and you guys go... that way!
Jinna: Wow... that's the smartest thing you've said all day!
Jenna: Are you insulting MY husband?!
Jinna: Yes!
Balto: o.o...
Jenna... let's just go...

After traveling quite some distance Balto and Jenna finally came across some locals... although they weren't quite what either of them were expecting...
Balto: Um... hello mister... uh... sock? Do you think you could help us?
Sock: My name isn't "Mister sock" it's Housington! Or actually if you're here to visit Bumhust school then you should call me Mr Crapson!
Balto: No actually, Housington, we need to find somewhere to stay, we're kinda lost...
Housington: Oh and you think that you can stay in MY school do you?
Balto: Well-
Housington: NO YOU CAN'T! Ha! Bye!

Jenna: *Sarcasm* greaaat... now we find out that the locals aren't even friendly!
Balto: Ugh! That's just ONE person!
Jenna: Person?
Balto: Okay... sock!

Housington: Hey! Are you calling me a sock?!
Balto: No!

Housington: Err... good! *Slams the door on them*
Jenna: *Sigh*...

"Hey I can help!"
Balto: What? Who are you? :O

"I am Robert, I own the great glacier mint castle just over there!"
Balto: *Sarcasm* great! So can we come and stay with you then?
Robert: Yes of course! I knew this day would finally come! Just follow me!
Jenna: *Looks at Balto*
Balto: *Shrugs*...

So they walked quite some distance until they finally reached this "glacier mint castle" this random guy apparently owned.
Jenna: Oh... my... GOD!
Robert: Do you like it?
Jenna: Yes! <3
Balto: See Jenna? Anywhereville Island isn't that bad now is it?
Jenna: Well... I suppose not... But can we really stay here?
Robert: Of course! It is your castle you know!
Balto and Jenna: WHAT? o.O O.o
Robert: Haha! Now I guess I've got a lot of explaining to do haven't I? xD
Balto: Yes...

Robert: Well come on inside first and have some tea and biscuits!
Jenna: Yay!
Balto: ^_^
Jenna: Balto... I'm sorry I was so mean to you... It was Jinna's presence that kinda got me a little worked