Universal Pictures presents…
A blue screen shows these words appearing…
A Movie
Suddenly, we hear Balto howling (sounding like he's hurt). And, with a loud crash, the title changes to…
A Balto Movie
A wheat field with a beautiful blue sky and cotton puff clouds are seen. And out of nowhere, came a voice…
“Kodi…”
Suddenly, a seventeen-year-old Siberian Husky popped up. His name is Kodi and was curious as to where that voice came from. He squinted out into the distance to see a pedestal with a female figure on top of it. He rushed through the wheat, towards it. When he finally made it, he saw who the female figure was and smiled.
“Dusty."
Dusty, a beautiful husky and Kodi's rival. Whenever he saw her, he noticed it was her. Dusty was holding a white dandelion and she gently blows the seeds towards Kodi. And he was completely mesmerized by it. Dusty leaps from atop the pedestal and gracefully glides down toward him. If this was a dream, Kodi never wanted to wake up. He attempted to catch her, but they end up falling down on the ground. Kodi blushed and chuckles a bit. They leaned over and looked at each other loving. Slowly, their faces came closer and closer and…
Suddenly, the sky turned dark. The wheat field turned to thorns. Dusty gasped in complete horror.
“What's wrong?” Kodi asked. He soon figured out what it was…his eyes turned yellow. In a panic, Kodi stood, only to trip over. Why? His fur turned gray. His ears also did, too. His body also did change! Kodi was no longer 17....he was 39! He looked exactly like his father, Balto. Dusty screams.
Kodi feels a laugh in a sufrer accent forcing it way out of his throat like the howl of some wild animal. A lightning bolt flashed in the sky.
Kodi woke up with a start. He was in his room, in bed. He checked his fur and thankfully it’s still there. Girls can be heard screaming thankfully about that. He sighed with relief, realizing that it was only a dream.
BRRRRIIING!
“GAH!” Kodi jumped three feet in the air. Fumbling with the receiver, he answered his phone, “Hello?”
“Kodi, where the heck are you, man?!”
"Melman?” Kodi yawned, rubbing his left eye. “What’s up?”
“You should’ve been here hours ago!” the voice coming from the phone shouted.
“What? What are you…?” Kodi looked at his radio clock, which read 4:02. “Hold on.” He slammed his fist onto it and the clock whizzed its numbers until it read 7:50. “Oh no!" Kodi groaned. He quickly leapt out of bed and grabbed whatever clothes were lying around, still talking on the phone.
Look, maybe we should just call the thing off,” Melman’s voice suggested.
“No way!” Kodi declared fiercely. “It’s either now or never!” he said while putting on his clothes (Greetings from North Pole T-shirt and khaki shorts) causing the phone cord to tangle around his legs and fell over. “Aw, man…”
“Fine…” Melman sighed. “Well, you better get a move on! I'll meet you at my locker!"
After hanging up and getting untangled, Kodi's shorts fell down just as his father walked in. He was carrying a vacuum cleaner and wearing in snorkeling gear. “Mornin’, son!” Balto said as he walked into Kodi's room.
“DAD!” Kodi shouted pulling his shorts from embrassment.
"Told you." Jenna said to Balto.
“Whoops! I forgot!” Balto smirked sheepishly, stepping out of the room and closing the door. After knocking for a half-second, he walked right back in. “Mornin’, son!” he said as he walked back right in. “Came to see if you had any…dirty…clothes.” The room was a complete mess. Clothes hanging from every possible (and impossible) place.
“Well, there they are! Help yourself!” Kodi said quickly.
"Kodi...." Balto scolded, tapped his flipper sternly. “I thought we talked about this.”
“Yeah, look, I’m sorry, Dad. I’ll take care of it later!” Kodi said as he was about to run out from his bedroom.
“What’s the big rush?” Jenna asked.
“I’m running late!” Kodi answered quickly with a quick nod of gratitude.
“Well, I could drive you on the way to work,” Balto suggested, sucking up all the clothes with the vacuum cleaner.
“Uh…no thanks. I, um…need the exercise,” Kodi grabbed his backpack and ran for the door; thinking on the time Balto drove his car through Kodi’s school.
“Aw, come on, Kodi!” Balto pleaded, not paying attention to what he was aiming the vacuum at. By accident, he sucked up a cardboard cutout of a singing pop star's head. “Wha…uh oh!”
“DAD!!!” Kodi screamed. The two struggled to pull the cut out from the vacuum’s grip for a few seconds, until Jenna stared out into space and pushed the off button on the vacuum absentmindedly.
The rest of the body was okay, but the head was crumpled up. “Aw, Dad! You ruined it!” Kodi groaned. “Sorry, boy,” Balto scratched the back of his head guiltily. “Who was he, anyway?”
“It's only Vanilla Ice, Dad. The pop star of the Alaskan frontier. You know he's an arctic wolf.,” Kodi rolled his eyes, putting back where it was.
"Oh, not bigger than my cousin, the flamenco dancer! I often did my dance with my wife when I was in the dance competiton!" said Balto. "Ole!"
Balto grabbed Kodi and began to dance with him.
“What the…Dad! Aw, come on, there’s no time for this! What if the neighbors see us, huh?” Kodi groaned, getting out of the two’s grip and ran out the door. Outside, Kodi sighed with relief.
“Kodiak! Wait up!” Jenna shouted. Kodi sucked his sigh right back in. “You forgot your lunch,” Jenna said, handing him a brown paper bag. “Have a good day!” she said as she gave Kodi a kiss, much to his embarrassment. Not to mention that a few guys on skateboards laughed at him. Kodi hung his head and gets a scowl on his face.
Kodi: They’ve been laughing since I can remember
But they’re not gonna laugh anymore
Kodi tried to open the front gate, but it was all rusty. He moaned and just jumped over it.
No more “Kodiak the geek”
No more “Wolfdog of the week”, like befooooooore!
On “before”, Kodi slipped on a bunch of marbles that 2 pups respectively, were playing with. Meanwhile, A girl (which resembles Aleu, but only with a bowtie on) and his boyfriend were walking down the same path. She was tearing up her test.
Girl wolf with bowtie on: No more algebra tests 'til September!
Boy wolf with a red turtleneck sweater: No more looking at losers like him!
The boy pushed Kodi across the street, where 2 wolves were chasing. One was with the purple and white suit that which looked like from a video game. And the second one was a green T-shirt. He wearing a blue mask and gloves.
Boy wolf in purple and white suit: No more having to cheat!
Wolf #2: No more mystery meat!
The second wolf swipes Kodi’s lunch. Suddenly, huskies jumped out and shot their jock straps at him.
Husky : No more gym!
Another Husky: No more gym!
Yet Another Husky: No more gym!
YAAHusky: No more gym!
YAAAHusky: (shouts) No more gym!
Somewhere else…
The masked husky: Gonna move out west!
Next to the masked husky was a wolf. He was wearing a yellow T-shirt with a blue collar and blue cuffs.
Boy wolf with a yellow T-shirt: Gonna live in the pool!
Kodi jumped out of nowhere.
Kodi: Gonna talk to Dusty and not feel like a fool!
For no reason, the masked husky pushed Kodi away. The teenagers were beginning to make their way to school.
All: Cuz after today, I’m gonna be cruisin’!
Kodi: After today, she’ll be mine!
All: After today, my brains will be snoozin’!
Kodi: If I don’t faint I’ll be fine!
Kodi startled a female wolf in her early 20s, her to pass out.
Girl huskies: I’ve got forty more minutes of Home Economics
Kriby and Jack Taggert: Then down with the textbooks…
Ralph: And up with the comics!
Kodi jumped into a flock of seagulls, making them scatter everywhere.
Kodi: Just think of all the times I’ve been losin’
Finding the right thing to say!
All: But things will be goin’ my way, after today!
Kodi noticed Dusty walk by. He smiled and waved at her, but she didn’t notice. The tempo of the song just got slower.
Kodi: She looked right through me
And who could blame her?
I need a new me
The tempo returned to its normal pace.
Plus some positive proof
That I’m not some big jerk! And…
The school bus that read, “Anchorage Public Schools” drove down the street.
Two huskies in hawaiian T-shirts: And after today I’m gonna be cruisin’!
Two girl huskies in their cheerleading outfits: No more pep rallies to cut! Yech!
All: After today our brains’ll be snoozin’!
Husky Bus Driver: (singing in a deep voice) I’m gonna sit on my butt.
Kodi: I’ve got less than an hour
And when this has ended,
I’ll either be famous…
Kodi slid down a railing, bumping into the principal, Nava, the wolf shaman
Nava: Or you’ll be suspended!
Chorus: Just think of all the time I’ve been losin’
Waiting until I can say:
Gonna be on my own,
Kiss the parents
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