Jenna: "Okay. listen up. I'm Jenna of course, here with Balto, to file a complaint that I should have just as many scenes in the movies like the last two I was in. It's just not fair."

Balto: "That's right. She was a main character before, so why not now?"

Random Person: "Sooo...The reason youre here is because you want your wife to have more scenes in the movie as you, or as many as she had before?"

Jenna: "Well NO DUH!"

Balto: "Jenna, theres no reason to yell-"

Jenna: *Jumps out of seat*  "I HAVE A REASON TO!" *sits back down and clears throat*

Balto: "Okay then...."

Random person: "Anyways...tell me why you and your husband think you should have more scenes as him. But before you do, let me tell you that he IS the main character, you know".

Jenna: "OF CORSE I KNOW THAT HES MY HUSBAND!"

Balto: "........."

Random Person: "So....NOW you can tell me the reasons why."

Jenna: "Well...uuuhhhhhh...."

Balto: "She's-"

Jenna: "I'm his wife!"

Random Person: "....I think I've already come to figure that out..What does that have to do with anything we are discussing here?"

Jenna: "Hes the main character and I'm his wife-I should go on his adventures with him because I'm his wife and he loves me. *Smiles*

Balto: "....well..she has a point. Actually, I think she should have come on my adventure with me when I went to find Aleu.

Jenna: "That's exatly right! I bet even Aleu would say the same as Balto did!

Random Person: "Well then, why don't we give her a ring?"

Balto: "I'm afraid you can't  do that."

Random Person: "And why can't I?"

Balto: "Ummm, Let me think-OH DEAR, I WONDER WHY. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE SHE LIVES IN THE WILD AND DOESN'T HAVE A PHONE?!"

Random Person: "........................................oh....................Yeahhhhh..MIKE!"

Balto & Jenna: *Jenna looks at Balto, confused;Balto shrugs, also quite confuggled in the brain* <=/ ???!! (What in the **** is cunfuggled supposed to be??!!)

Mike: "Okay then, looks like I'm filling in for....umm..Random Person..?"

Jenna: "Is that really his name?"

Mike: "Ummmm...I..I Don't really know that." ??

Balto: "Okay, lets get back to what we were talking about.."

Jenna: "Yeah, that would be nice"

Mike: "Yeah...Let me do this the easy way-We will put in more screen time for you-Okay?"

Jenna: "Well why didn't......Buddy balls just do that in the first place?"

Mike: "I Don't really know that either....."

Balto: OMG LMFSO! (Oh my god LAUGH MY FUZZY SOCKS OFF EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT FUNNY) "............Wheeeee?"

Mike & Jenna: <=/ WHAT?

Mike: "Okayyyyy then....well.. I guess we're all  done here...."

Jenna: "I guess so."

Balto: "Yuppers".

Mike: "But before You leave I have a couple more questions."

Balto: "And what would they be?"

Jenna: "That's right. Hurry up so we can eat."

Mike: "If you are dogs, how can I understand you? And where in the world ARE we?!"

Jenna & Balto: *Whistle and back out the door*

*KNOCK KNOCK*

Mike: "Come in."

Bear: "I ROAAARRR"

Mike:" .............................................................Exuse me?"

Bear: "I get even less screen time than Jenna! I'm in two scenes in two movies. ROOOAAAARRRR."

Mike: I'm sorry, we're closed. You'll have to come back tommorow because we are trying to come up with ideas for Balto 4."

Bear:"............................ROAAAARRRRRRRRRRR I EAT YOU NOW!"

Mike: "WH-WHAT?! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

...........................................................................................................................

END? MUAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

BEAR PWN MIKE AHAHAHHAHAH  PWN HAHAHAH

Jenna: *gets angry* "WHO WROTE THIS CRAP?"

Iceewindss911: "Exuse me. AHEM-EXUSE ME!"

Balto: "Oh boy....She didn't mean that, Icee-I-...ughhhhh. YOU wrote this crap, didn't you?"

Jenna: *gulp* "Uhhhh......hehehe...sorry?"

Iceewindss911: "...............................ROAARRRR I EAT YOU NOW!!!!!!!"

Jenna: WH-WHAT?! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!! NOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Balto: OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!!!

END? MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHH

ICEEWINDSS911 PWN JENNA HAHAHAHHAHAHAH PWN HAHAHHAHA

Balto: "ROAAAAARRR YOU ATE JENNA I EAT YOU NOW!!!!!!!!!"

Iceewindss911: "WH-WHAT?! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!NOOO!!! NOOOOO!!!-hey-WAIT A SEC! I'm the writer, so I eat you! MUAHAHAHAHAHHA!"

Balto: "WH-WHAT?! NO! GET AWAY FROM ME!! NOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Iceewindss911: *BURRPP* "Yay! Now I'M the main character!"

END? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

ICEEWINDSS911 PWN EVERY BALTO CHARACTER EVEN NIJU AND STEELE WHO TASTED VERY BAD PWN AHAHAHAHHA PWN HAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

the almost ending!

 Lets see what Iceewindss has to say about this:

Iceewindss911: "well, Lets see- I didn't eat Aleu, Boris, Muc or Luck (And I don't think I want to eat them or I might catch the stupid...) uhhhh...let me think for a while...I ate jenna...balto...thats it??!! THATS IT-IM EATING RANDOM PERSON!!"

Random Person: "What? oh.....OH! OOHHH BOY! OH MY GOD-"

 *Gets cut off because Icee eats him-but spits him out because he has no name and that makes him taste really really very bad.

Iceewindss911: "This totally makes no sense, so I'm going to stop. But I will say good luck to balto and Jenna living through life when I go to use the bathroom! LOL AHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jenna: " Oh my god- Balto! Balto are you there?"

Balto: "Yeah."

Jenna: "Ummm..Balto.."

Balto: "Yes?"

Jenna: "Do you think in Balto 4 (if they make Balto 4) they will give me alot of scenes and lots of time to talk? Huh? DO YOU? WELL????!!!"

Balto: "Of course sweetheart!" Shes giving you too many lines and too much time to talk now! OOOOHHHH I'm gonna KILL Iceewindss!!!!

AFTERMATH:

Jenna: "Well, looks like we got out alive."

Balto: "Yeah, and we got out NOT smelling like crap!"

Jenna: "BALTO!"

Balto: "What?"

Jenna: "I think I'm going to complain to universal that they should make a reality TV show about us, and how we realy are!"

Balto: ".......................YEAH!" *sarcasim*

Jenna: *BURP* "Oh my, that was tasty!"

Balto: "Yep!" *BURP* "Iceewinds was VERY tasty!" *Grins an evil grin*

Iceewindss911: "OMG I DON"T LIKE BEING EATEN THATS MEAN WAAAAAAA EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE ALL TASTY WAAAAAAAAAAAA!

and FINALLY we get to: (drumroll please-)

*drumroll drumroll drumroll* OKAY ENOUGH WITH THE DRUMROLL!

......*whimper whimper* *Backs away slowly*

And FINALLY we get to:
THE END!!!!! JUMP UP AND DOWN IN JOY, PEOPLE! WOOPEE!!!