Oops!

                      You know I tried, I really did

                  Somehow my feet just

                  Seemed to skid;

                Across the counter, into the sink,

                But then I saw that sausage link.

                I didn't mean to eat it,

                You know that.

                And then I saw that

                Baseball bat.

               Chewing's something I've enjoyed.

               That bat ain't completely destroyed.....

                But then again, what can I say?

                You don't listen,

                 Anyway.