here!"

Steele padded over. "Balto...?" Boris said suspiciously. "Shhh..." Balto said Steele reached him and Balto said. "Steele I need to ask you something." "What is it?"

"How did your mother die?" "I don't know! She went out with a sled time and never came back." Steele told him. "Why do you ask?"

"Because last night, I saw a black and white Malamute lying down somewhere and I know that she was your mother because of what you just told me and also because of the blood covering the ground and tree trunks. And, plus, she had the same collar."

Steele gasped. "Was she moving?" "Yes!"  "Where is she?!" Steele asked. Balto cleared his throat.

"Steele, your mother is lying at the bottom of this 50 foot high cliff!"

Steele gasped. "Omg!" "BALTO DON'T LET HIM--!" Boris began but it was too late!

Jenna screamed, Muk nearly fainted, Boris swore, and Luk.... cocked his head. Steele ran towards the edge of the cliff and leapt off it.

"I'M COMING MOMMMY!!!" His voice became fainter and fainter... and Steele was no more.

"Ooh Balto why did you let him?" Jenna asked. "I had to put him out of his misery." Balto said.

"Your idea sucked!" Boris said he began to walk away. "Ok..." Balto said.

That night Balto Jenna and Boris were eating dinner. Jenna was spending the night at Balto's boat and all of them were chatting Boris didn't talk to Balto much but he found he didn't really care.

When Balto brought a chicken in Boris choaked on his water. "There's no chance in hell that I'll eat that!!!" Boris exclaimed.

"Relax Fatty, I am not giving it to you. Me and Jenna are going to have it." "Oh phew!" Boris said.

Jenna began to eat followed shortly by Balto. Boris picked up a bone and looked at it. "What is this?" he asked.  "It's a wishbone." Balto said. "Want to make a wish?" Jenna asked. "Ok sure!" Balto and Boris said in unison.

The three of them picked up the wish bone and Balto shut his eyes along with Jenna and Boris, but then there was a snap. "AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" Jenna screamed.

Balto rolled his closed eyes and then opened them. "What now...?" then he saw what had happened, the wishbone had snapped and Boris was holding one half and Jenna was holding the other.

"Boris broke the wishbone! Before I was done making my wish! That's bad luck!" "No," Balto corrected her. "Bad luck is crap!"

"Sorry." Boris said. "Don't apologize. Let's get some sleep." Balto Boris and Jenna went over to a corner and fell asleep.

But then in the middle of the night there was a crash. Balto sat bolt up right. "Who goes there?" he asked. He heard voices coming from the kitchen he approached the door and hesitated. It could be a trap! But what if it wasn't? But then he looked over his shoulder and saw Boris and Jenna weren't there!! What if the people in the kitchen were eating them?

Balto let out a Tarzan cry and flung open the door, but there were no dead bodies to be found. Instead the kitchen was full of goose polar bear and huskies.

Kodi and his team were there, with Muk Luk Jenna and Boris. "What the heck?" Balto said. "Yo daddy-kins," Kodi said. Kodi was known to have a rappish way of speaking. "Have yo forgotten?" then everyone pulled out noise makers and baloons. "Happy Birthday Balto!!" everyone cheered.

"It's yo Birthday!" Kodi said and then he grabbed a boom box and a mikrophone. He then called Dusty and Kirby and Ralph up and the four of them started singing.

"Happy birthday you ya'll," Kodi sang. "Happy brithday to ya'll," Dusty chorused. then the four of them. "Happy birthday Balto!" Ralph blew on his noise maker. "Happy birthday to YO!"

"Gee thanks guys!" Balto said. Everyone eat some cake and talked. Kodi was singing a rap song and Balto was walking around doing nothing. Muk and Luk then started a game of Water Baloon Tag where they would throw water baloons at everyone.

Balto walked over to Boris and Jenna. Boris looked up from his soda and smiled. "Happy birthday Boychick. I forgive you."

"And so do I." Balto jumped as Steele came crashing through the door. "Now where's the cake?" "Right over here." Jenna said she led him over to the vinilla cake and Steele cut himself a slice. "How did you survive?" Balto asked.

"I hit the bottom and I saw no one!" Jenna and Boris sat there staring at one another.

"But you survived. How?" Balto asked taking a bite of his own cake slice. "There was only one thought on my mind when I hit the bottom, and I have a feeling it's what kept me alive," Steele told him and suddenly he looked deranged.

"Yeah and what was that?" Balto asked nervously. Then Steele snatched Balto cake and crushed it into little bits. "MURDERING YOU WHEN I REACHED THE TOP!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!" Balto screamed. "No!" Jenna said. "Why not!?!?!?" Steele snarled as he began to throttle Balto.

Jenna looked nervous but then a gleam came into her eyes. "If you kill him I'll never talk to you again!" Steele gasped, and for a moment Balto thought he was going to leapt at her and rip her head of her neck.

"Oh okay, anyway you can't kill the birthday boy." Steele dropped him and Balto fell like a slinky onto the floor. "Yo yo yo let's cell-a-brate!" Kodi said.

Boris started dancing with Muk and Luk and Balto and Jenna caught Steele dancing with Dixie. "Oh Steely!" Dixie said.

Balto spun Jenna around and lifted her off her paws while Kodi played, not a rap song, a rock and roll song called Jail-House Rock. Then the two of them kissed and when they broke apart Boris dragged Muk and Luk over, followed by Steele and Dixe and all the guest. And a picture was taken with Balto, Boris, Muk, Luk, Jenna, Steele, Dixie, Stella, Silvie and Kodi and his rap group clearly visable on stage.

The warden threw a party in the county jail.

The prison band was there and they began to wail.

The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing.

You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing.

Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.



Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,

Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone

The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,

the whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang.

Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.



Number forty-seven said to number three:

"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.

I sure would be delighted with your company,

come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."


Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.



The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone

way over in the corner weepin' all alone.

The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square.

If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."

Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.



Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,

no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."

Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,

I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."

Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.

Everybody in the whole cell block

was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.....

JailHouse Rock is (c) to Elvis Presley

 I'm Too Sexy is (c) to Right Said Fred.

All characters in this story are copyright to Amblin Entertainment and Universal Studios.

The stupidity however is (c) to Me.

I hope you enjoyed it.