Pointless Fic Part Three

Jenna: "Jess, don’t bother propane gas or you’ll fall into a volcano."

Director: "???? Jenna."

Balto: "What the heck Jenna."

Kodi: "Dad, you cussed."

*Balto slaps his hand over his mouth and screams.*

Dusty: "Acne Free will remove your acne in .0000000001

of a second."

Steele: "Really!!!!! I have tons of acne, where can I do this.!!!!"

Alue: " on Nome St. In Nome."

*Steele straps himself to five gigantic rockets and shoots off to Nome*

Muk: "Look Luk! We found Uncle Boris!!!! ‘Uncle Booorrriiiisss!!’"

Luk: "Balto! Can you buy us pink and purple too too’s? We saw in the Nomey Times that a guy named Balcanoris in Russia owns a wonderful ballerina shop."

Balto: *Stricken with fear because pink and purple too toos are very rare expensive and hard to find.* "Uhhhh, sure Lukkie, I can get you some too too’s."

Luk: "Oh thank you uncle Balto!"

Balto: "OH AND MY NAME ISN’T BALCANTORIS!!!!!"

*Muk and Luk run off to the forest again. Balto sets out to find Muk and Luk some too too’s. He goes to the mall and tries to run up the elevator because he caught a glimpse of Jurassic Park in 3D. The next day comes and Muk and Luk want their too too’s. Balto has none.*

Muk: "Hey Balto dude! Wheres our too too’s?"

Luk: "Yah where?"

Balto: "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM."

Jenna: "Oh come on Balto tell them."

Luk: "YOU HAVE NONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Muk: "But you promised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Alue: "No my father didn’t promise, my father Never promises."

Saba: "Um Alue? Yah he has remember when Dingo built that enormous snow castle and Dad promised that it was never melt? The thing melted in .00000000000001 of a second."

Muk: "Balto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Everybody was angry with Balto for breaking his promise and they threw him as high as the empire state building. Then he landed on a caribou skin stretched out and he flew up twice as high as the empire state building. And then Alue pulled the skin out from under him and the place that Balto landed turned out to be where the Artic sea emptied into the Pacific ocean. Balto had sore hips every after.*

Balto: "Muk... I am on my death bed.........Sign my will saying everything will go to.................................................................nobody."

Jenna: "Scrit, I was hoping to get your marble collection."

Alue: "Mom, what’s scrit?"

Director: "According to my research it a word crossed me between shoot and shit. Its other definition is.......... a cross between bacon grits &............"

Muk: "Oh No!!!!!!!!Director said more bad words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Balto: "Oh No!!!!!!! Director needs to be tossed as high as the empire State Building."

Director: "Please No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jess: "No& No& No& No& No& No& No& No& No& No& No& No& No&No."

Kodi: "Hey Muk so I look fat? If so then I need to take lifesavers diet, all you eat when your taking your diet is lifesavers, and I love Lifesavers."

Director: "What? I love apple pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Steele: "OO, OO, I love raspberry scones!"

Jess: "I love homemade-triple-half-low-fat-happy-cake-lovers-mary-kookerbalker-happy-lovable-hillbillie-silly-chocolate-triple-lotte-coffee-cream-cake.

Balto: "Oi"

 

*Everyone has now gone back to the Director’s brown House in Anchorage, to do line run overs that they started out in the first place to do. But they got interrupted.

Steele has gotten his acne all gone and is back from Nome. Director wants to finish doing lines so they impersonate movies.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Balto: "The Tale of Desperoux."

Dusty: " The story of a mouse, a princess, some soup, and a spool of thread."

Jenna: "I hate mice."

Steele: "No No Jenna, your supposed to say, ‘ This story begins within the walls of a castle, with the birth of a small mouse.’"

Jenna: "I hate mice."

Director: "Cut!"

Kodi: "OK, The Tiger Rising."

Alue: "I hate tigers."

Kodi: "But..."

Alue: "I said I hate tigers."

Director: "Cut!"

Balto: "OK, UUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMM The Beverly Hillbillies."

Steele: "Um Whats that?"

Saba: "Just what it says. ‘The beverly hillbillies.’"

Steele: "That gave me no explanation."

Director: "Cut!"

Saba: "OK, Ginger Pye."

Director: "Cut!"

Alue: "????????????????"

Balto: "OK, La La La La."

Jess: "What was that for?"

Balto: "I felt like it."

Director: "I love strawberry pie."

Dusty: "I thought you loved raspberry pie."

Director: "No No that was apple pie."

Jenna: "Because of Winn-Dixie."

Alue: "I love a dog with a sense of humor."

Director: "Cut!"

Jess: "?????????????????????????????????"

*Line run over turned out to be a disaster. Director gave up trying to do line run overs.*

The End

 

 

 

 

 

Authors Note

So far this is the end of Pointless Fic Sequels but I think I’ll continue.

Hope this Fic wasn’t to random for ya. LOL

Piyip

Note: Any thing past this is random.

 

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