VLADIVISTOK: The American Dream

(Grey font is the russian language)

Introduction:

(Vladivistok theme plays) In a frieght-boat delivering wild Russian-Goose for the butchers in Alaska on January 2nd on 1923 at the time 9:32. Ship Octopus heading south. Destination Nome, Alaska.

In the ship lies two russian geese in a sepreated box, Tom and Ali. Its dark, the humans cant see the dark but the gooses can. All you can here is Tom yelling and screaming. And Ali beating him.

"Not Vomy's BACK YOU VITCHZ!" Tom yells while getting beat. Thats all Boris and all of the other gesse can hear.

Ali: This is what you get...

Tom: Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ali: For the long trip!

Ali hist Tom so hard that you can hear them two miles away. Boris beats on the wall right next to them.

Boris: Tom, hey comone!

Borris can still hear the whipping and the yelling. Boris stairs at the wall with an annoyed face. Boris's voice starts to get louder and louder.

Borris: Come on!

Boris's friend Serga flies from the other side of the wooden cart to were Boris's is.

Serga: Boris! What are v'ou doing?

Boris: Tom, he's not coming.

Serg (waving his wings): Ah ignore him comeone we've got to get this thing ready before we go.

Boris and three other gooses fly with Serga to the other side of the wooden cart. Bek one of the gooses the flew with serga pecks a hole in the corner part of the wooden 9ft tall cart, creating an exit. The five gooses escape from the suffocating tall box and fly towards the poop deck.

(Vladivistok theme continuously plays)

The three unknown gooses Bek , Rif , and Faust fly off of the frieghter ship heading towards Nome, Alaska faster at there pase. Serga and Boris fly to the tallest platform on the ship. The ship reaches its destination 4 miles away from the little town where the tundras are. Serga lifts up his wings and lets the wind go inbtween his feathers with an excitment skwak saying " Boo-yah! Ah there she is eh Boris. Nome, Alaska."

Serga turns his head to the right and see's Boris stairing at the bright yellow lights miles away from him like it is nothing. Boris doesnt say much, he's nervouse and tired. Serga cathes Boris's attention. "So Boris you've been?"

Boris replies back shaking his head "Mmm No."

"Oh my god, its a crazy place Boris! You will love it."

Boris and Serga walk down the deck passing crew members playing childish games.

Boris: So, what you going to do?

" I might come back to Russia, or I might want to make myself comfortable."

"Yup well, it is a country of oppertunity havent you heard?"

"But I always wanted to make something of my-self get a female, live in a great place, or even save a cat out of a tree. And live the dgreem!"

"Well yes just like my younger cousin."

"Oh yeah realy Boris?"

"Yeah, he's got a living, he's a pet, he has loades of females and lots of food. Well if I stay here in this ship so much longer I might uh forget maybe."

Serga and Boris reach the Stern of the boat. Serga decides to turn around, they do so.

(Vladivistok theme contiueously plays)

Boris and Serg are still walking down the boat back to the bow. Boris tells Serg more about his life.

"Well uh ever since my flock died I couldnt fly. They were shot down by hunters, so erm I afraid of hieghts. So after that I did some realy dumb things with some real idiots."

"Ah Boris, thats why we do realy dumb things thats what just makes us Russian."

"Oh, maybe."

"See you around Boris!"

"Okay Serga"

(Theme still plays)

Serga and Boris have made it back to the Bow of the boat. Now the boat is setted at the docks. Everyone gets off of the boat and unload goods.

(Theme still plays)

Some geese from the wooden cart in the stern of the ship find the hole Bek has carved. 23 Russian Gooses escape the hole leaving 127 gooses clueless. The 23 gooses follow Boris to the loading deck of the ship. Boris and the gooses walk down off of the boat in a line. One by one the gooses see there family members or there flock waiting for them in the woods.

Boris could hear all of the gooses skwaking with excitment. He can here a few say " Over here Maytalyn! " and " I'm over here! "

Boris walks to the main ground where the dirt is. Boris waits for about 2 minutes for his cousin Bova. Boris waits so long even his feet start to sink into the ground. Boris can see other gooses running to other gooses hugging each other with suprise, the longer Boris watches the impatient he gets.

A goose walks of the boat bumps into Boris yelling " Hey watch were your going stupid! " Boris waits for about 5 more minutes.

(Vladivistok theme stops playing) 8 minutes later...

Boris waits some more, he grows so impatient that his head might explode. He takes two steps and all he can here is his cousin yelling.

(Glukoza Nostra - Schweine plays) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Es1nPWzJ-0&feature=related

Bova, Boris's cousin is siting on a car while its driving into the docks. The old rusty car stops and parks. And Bova jumps off with excitment.

"Boris! My cousin! Its too good to v'e true!

" Good to see you to cousin! "

"What Boris?"

"Good to see you man!"

"Oh hohohoho"

"What Bova you have forgotten our language?"

"Oh I dont know! I've been here for 3 years how should I remember, errm you couldnt speak english remember the english geese with the big ti-"

"Uh yeah I remember."

Bova hugs Boris and walks towards the old rusty car he was on. 

Bova: Well its just good that youre here cousin.

"Shoot, I have to tell ya."

"Well anyway welcome Boris to the country of oppertunity well you made it hahaha !"

Bova hops inside of the rusty old car and see's a bottle. He picks it up.

Bova: Ooh whats this!

He doesnt realize he is drinking  a bottle of whisky.

Boris: Whoa I dont think you should drink that!

Bova guzzles the whisky faster than a run away train. He finished the bottle and droped it. He falls to the floor with a thud. And gets back up and screams at the top of his loungs. He screams so loud he disturbs the near sled dog team near by.

Bova: MY COUSIN IS HERE! YEAH!

Boris: Okay Bova calm down.

Bova: WERE GOING TO RULE THE WORLD!!

Kaltag: Yeah, yeah , yeah whatever buddy. Just go and take over the world some-where else. Your in the god-damn way!

Star: Yeah Buddy!

Bova: Screw you! Screw you all my cousin Boris is here!

The sled team couldnt do anything. They had to get there cargo and leave. The team leaves with the feet in there tracks.

Bova: "Yeah leave you bunch of Siberian bastards!"

Boris: " Come on lets go.

" To where? "

" Uhh, to our masters big house. "

"Oh yes! The BIG HOUSE! Yeah hahahahahahaha! Lets go! "

Boris: But where do we go now?

Bova: Come on Nome is only down the road!

" Come one lets fly."

( Glukoza Nostra - Schweine ends )

About five minutes later Boris and his cousin Bova make it to there home in Nome, Alaska. The only problem is its another ship.

Bova walks into the wooden ship washed up on a beach. Boris stairs at it with his mouth open. "Oh great! Just great!" Boris yells.

" Oh come one! Whats wrong with you now? "

" Where's our masters Big Home 'eh? "

" Okay I admit it, I just wanted to see my cousin for the third time. Boris I'm b'real sorry I disapointed you. "

" Oh sure you do. " Boris says with a pesterd voice.

" Boris please, just get some rest okay. Maybe that will take your mind off of it. And we'll get some fish tomorrow morning. What do you say?"

"Fine, but I dont know why I left Vladivistok."

Nine Hours Later Early in the morning at 6:00 am. Boris is in deep sleep. Bova is up hyper and ready to catch some fish. Bova whispers in to Boris's ear " Boris, Boris , Boris wake up. " Boris doesnt wake up, instead he replies " Okay mother just 3 more minutes. " Bova looses his patience and starts to lick him in the face.

Boris starts to feel the odd tickleing on his face until finaly he wakes up.

Boris: Ah Bah! Bova what the he-

Bova: I dont know, I just cant wait to catch some fish.

Boris: Wait but why were you-

Bova: I just knew if I did some gay stuff to you would wake up imidiatly.

Boris whips his wet face off with his wings. Bova just couldnt wait to go fishing, so he flies off of the ship and runs where a lake is.

Boris flies after him yelling " Wait for me you fat Russian Yokel! " Boris flies , flies and flies until his wings ache. Knowing that his Russian cousin is no- where to be found.

Boris lands on the ground lost in the woods and he doesnt know where he is at. " Oh come one this is crap! " Boris yells with anger.

He plans on running North where Nome might be. He turns in the Northern Direction and makes a running start and trips on something gray. Boris failed to take off and falls face first on the ground. He gets up and dusts the dirt off of him. He turns to the little pup...

Boris: Err Who are you? What are you doing in the middle of the woods?

Wolf - Pup: I-I dont know.

Boris: What is your name there?

Wolf - Pup: I-I dont have a name. I dont know where I am.

Boris: You dont know where you are, and you dont know you name. Hmm do you have an idea where Nome is?

Wolf - Pup : Its that way, you go east.

Boris: Thank you little pup.

Boris flies away leaving the pup to decay on the ground. He sighs and turns around back to the wolf - pup. He lands on the ground right next to the wolf - pup. " Little Dog, uhh do you need a home? "

The small hungry wolf pup looks at Boris with a suprise face " Oh yes please! I can walk you to Nome if you dont feel like flying! "

Boris: Sure thanks.

Boris jumps on the wolf - pups back and they walk to Nome.

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